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[Scotty (To Kirk):]
Aye can see what's happenin
(What?)
And they don't have a clue
(Who?)
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
Your trio's down to you.
(Oh.)
[In a sarcastic mock-French accent]
Zee sweet caress of twilight
[Back to normal, but still sarcastic]
There's magic everywhere
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air
[Uhura, Scotty, Chekov and Sulu:]
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The ship, for once, in perfect harmony
With all the living things
[Spock:]
So many things to tell him
But how to make him see
The truth about my past? Impossible!
He'd turn away from me
[McCoy:]
He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the Half-Vulcan I know he is
The Half-Human I see inside?
[Uhura, Scotty, Chekov and Sulu:]
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings
The ship, for once, in perfect harmony
With all the living things
Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the night's uncertainties
Love is where they are
[Sulu (To Kirk):]
And if they fall in love tonight
It can be assumed
[Kirk:]
Their carefree days with us are history
[Sulu and Kirk:]
In short, our pals are doooooooooomed.