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What?
HELLO HINATA HAJIME, AND WELCOME TO YOUR STUDENT CHECK-IN.
Huh? Where am I? I was just... where was I again? Why can't I talk? Why am I strapped down?!
GET READY FOR YOUR NEW LIFE ON... JABBERWOCK ISLAND!
Jabberwock island? Isn't that near.. no.. I swear I saw an ad about it!
BEFORE WE SEND YOU OFF, WE WILL PERFORM A TEST ON YOUR OFFLINE BODY. PLEASE STAND BY AS WE PREPARE...
What the hell is this place?!
BEGINNING TEST. PLEASE STANDSTILL...
Calm down, calm down! If I cooperate... maybe they'll go easy on me.
TEST SUCCESSFUL! PROCEEDING ON...
HINATA HAJIME, DO YOU REMEMBER NAGITO KOMAEDA?
PLEASE RESPOND VERBALLY.
My boyfriend? Why would they know about him? Unless.. no. It couldn't be?!
"Yes?"
GREAT! ALL TESTS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED. MOVING CONCISENESS INTO ONLINE BODY...
Please don't make it be what I think it is.
Please.