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"Who's Your Daddy" - Toby Keith
I got the money if you got the honey
Let's cut a deal let's make a plan
"Money Talks" - AC/DC
Hey little girl, you want it all
The furs, the diamonds, the painting on the wall
"She's Got Issues" - The Offspring
I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor and check your baggage at the door
"Chicks = Trouble" - Mötley Crüe
Yeah I have a jet
My balls are deep in debt
And all she hears is ch ch ch ching
"Gold-Digging Whore" - Steel Panther
You're gonna turn around and catch her at the whisky bar
Sucking George Clooney's cock
Then you'll be in for a shock
"You're Crazy" - Guns N' Roses
You gotta find yourself another piece of the action
'Cause you're crazy
"Crazy Bitch" - Buckcherry
Hey you're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
"Fuck You Blind" - Kid Rock
You're hell bound and I see you're gettin' whiskey bent
I been around and I know what you meant
You don't wanna fuck me you wanna fuck some dead president
"You Ain't the First" - Guns N' Roses
Was it just a come on in the dark, wasn't meant to last long
I think you've worn your welcome honey,
I'll just see you along as I sing you this song
"Evil Woman" - Electric Light Orchestra
Evil woman how you done me wrong but now you're tryin' to wail a different song,
Ha ha funny how you broke me up; you made the wine now you drink the cup.
"Hooker" - P!nk
And you ain't nothin' but a hooker
Sellin' your fuckin' soul
"Back Off Bitch" - Guns N' Roses
Makin' love
Cheap heartbreaker, broken backed,
Nasty ballbreaker, stay out of my bed, outta my head
"Don't Come Around Here No More" - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
I don't feel you any more, you darken my door
Whatever you're looking for
Hey! don't come around here no more
"Bitch Came Back" - Theory of a Deadman
That all my friends are laughing thinking that we belong
Well she's so fucking stupid that shes singing along
"There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey" - Panic! At the Disco
I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...
"Half Your Age" - Kid Rock
I found someone new who treats me better, she don't bitch about things we ain't got
When I sing this tune it don't upset her - she's half your age and twice as hot.