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Akaguro Chizome, or as he preferred to be called, Stain, met “All Might” Toshinori Yagi on his first day at UA. How was he not supposed to notice the hunk of a man being surrounded by boys and girls of all years, with the biggest, most charming smile he’d ever seen on any man. It was an instant obsession crush.
After intense social media stalking, and it should be noted it wasn’t very hard because on every UA student forum, people loved to talk about All Might. Whether it’s pure admiration for how strong he is or how good of a student he is, or thirst posts about those giant bazonka boobies, it was too easy to get information on All Might’s whereabouts if you just looked hard enough and frequently.
Toshinori Yagi was a good man. Helping elderly cross the road by picking them up gently with those strong arms was just the starter course, what really got his blood pumping would be when he saw All Might during the student tournaments, punching his poor opponent to the floor and entrapping the other student with those strong thighs.
Or maybe that student was lucky.
God knows Stain wishes that was him getting crushed between those thighs. What a way to go.
He’d do just about anything if All Might would lay his hands on him, much like most other people in the sub-section of the student forum titled: all might simp central.
10:56am
allmightylefttiddie
did yall see him flip that other student over with one arm like that? god damn you can flip me over any day senpai i am r e a d y.
10:58am
toshinorisarmrest
hes so strong oh my god. he’s not a daddy but i am willing to help him celebrate father’s day next year.
Stain himself, was also an active user in this forum.
11:01am
bloodygoodsimp
imagine running at full force into that chest and knocking your nose into your head because those pecks are so strong. Worth it.
After seeing several enticing photos of All Might where his shirt is torn, Stain has never hit reply on this thread about how deliciously sexy All Might is so fast. But the reply after his almost broke him.
11:04am
toshinoripmyass
his suit really leaves nothing for imagination. Getting dicked down has a different meaning now. That’s straight up impalement execution style.
Stain slapped his laptop shut when all his blood rushed into his face, and he conjured the image of All Might’s bottom half in his mind. If height and size were proportional, what a way to go.
If he had to be in ER for one reason, it may as well be dying on All Might’s gigantic dick.
There’s really no shame to his thirst for All Might because all of UA may as well be constantly sucking All Might’s dick considering how many people are in this forum. It would only be embarrassing if All Might got a list of every user and who they were in real life, which could be highly possible if one of the support kids just decided to go and say ‘fuck it, I’m exposing us all’.
Confession was kind of out of the picture considering All Might is constantly being thrown verbal confessions as well as letters exclaiming their love for him. Not to mention, he wasn’t even sure All Might swings this way, and even if he did, Stain would have to get through Dave.
Dave.
All Might’s best friend from the support course.
The fucking American is like All Might’s shadow and of course if All Might was into anyone, it’s the American. All his moves are named after American states, the man is fascinated by Americans and Stain was in fact, not American, nor did he look like he walked out of a Hollywood movie as the protagonist the way Dave did with his fancy hair and general friendly demeanour.
Stain was more like the leading villain in the show.
But he held out hope because, hey, enemies to lovers exist and people eat that shit up.
At the same time, he hoped that All Might didn’t consider him to be an enemy because what was he going to do if All Might tackled him to the floor to arrest him, trapped between the floor and All Might’s arm against his neck, if he had the guts, he would say “Harder, senpai.”
But he’s a chicken.
So, Stain would rather stay in his little bubble on the internet and admire his beautiful senpai from afar. Or about three meters away.
When the new semester started, Stain’s P.E. class had been placed a little bit later time than All Might’s. However, since All Might usually offered to stay back and help the staff pack up any equipment or just get held up in the school halls because he’s just so damn popular, whenever Stain’s class was using the communal showers after P.E. sometimes All Might would also join in.
This would never bode well for him
Even though he’s more than happy to stare at pictures of All Might on a screen, he’s always felt like digging a hole into the earth or drowning himself in the shower whenever All Might would walk in.
And he would not be the only one. Everyone around him, whether they swung this way or not, collectively stare at the wall in front of them.
Because there would be no looking respectfully.
Everyone would rather die than get caught staring at someone they go to school with in the shower despite mutually simping for him on the internet.
It is what it is.
Now out of courtesy, most students would leave one shower space between themselves and the next person. This was until one day, a kid with a mud quirk tripped in the shower, and accidentally clogged half the room.
No matter how homo you are on the internet, no homo in real life.
With half the showers out of commission, everyone had to shower directly next to each other. And just his luck, he was standing next to All Might.
He just wanted to bleed himself dry to stop himself from looking over. It was so tempting to check if that post was real. Could he really die by dick impalement?
This really was not the time to have that thought and risk a boner. Even though All Might, the gentleman he is, would never make fun of him, he would rather die than embarrass himself like that.
And lucky for him, he will embarrass himself in a different manner.
Between trying to stay focused on his own business and the curiosity eating him alive, Stain did not notice the small piece of soap left behind by the student next to him on the floor as he tried to physically remove himself from the situation.
He slipped.
Fell right on his nose and blood was going everywhere. He really was going to die from blood loss and embarrassment.
In the steam of the shower, emerged his knight in shining tiddies, in all his naked glory, All Might.
“Are you alright?”
Maybe he’s got a concussion, or he’s got blood in his eyes, but there was almost a reddish, pink filter over All Might as the older student towered over him with a concerned look on his face.
His glorious, still wet from the shower face, filled with concern for Stain, squatting right in front of him.
Well.
Before he passed out, Stain knew two things were certain.
He definitely got blood on All Might’s dick. And yes, he would die trying to take that.