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- to start this shitshow off, levi has two snakes instead of cocks [they are NOT real snakes, they're magical ones that're somehow attached to levi's body and fully function as pensies]
- they have full control over themselves
- they start hissing whenever levi gets horny
- the first time MC heard levi's crotch hiss, they were rightfully confused, concerned, and slightly turned on
- they woke up in the middle of the night and they heard hissing??? huh??
- and,,,something was poking angrily at their ass
- cue a very embarrassed and flustered levi explaining that he's "not normal down there"
- and no he doesn't have tentacles it's worse than that!!
- is super surprised when mc yanks his pants down and starts petting the snakes heads
- he's horny™️ now cause he feels the touches but the snakes love MC now
- he gets jealous of the snakes
- mc will give the snakes little collars w/ a bell on it
- don't forget to give levi one so he doesn't get jealous and feel left out
- mc has woken up to the snakes licking their leg before
- nothing sexual, they just wanna say hello
- cue waking levi up to sudden amounts of pleasure cause mc wanted to say hi back ;)
- if levi gets morning wood, he's woken up to the sounds of angry hisses and his pants are thrashing at the crotch
- they're angry and will bite
- the tip can open to become a mouth
- they also have a tongue
- the tongue can move freely
- if levi cums, the mouth swells open and the snakes projectile vomit out cum
- if they're not hydrated daily, they'll cough out dry white powder
- the snakes are connected through his tail somehow??
- if levi starts to grind on mc's thighs, the snakes lick them
- the snakes enjoy doing double penetration
- when he cums he can do little "fountain" shows w/ them
- after he cums, they shrink down in size and sleep on his balls
- levi has been at a student council meeting before, and while it's dead quiet you can sometimes hear angry hissing
- the brothers are just done with his shit
- "go do what you need to do to contain those"
- lucifer does not give a single fuck™️, just go take care of them
- levi has smacked himself to get them to quiet down before
- yes it hurts
- and i quote from my server "he gets hard and they pop out of his boxers, and MC has to whip out a flute and charm the dicks back into his pants"
- his dicks can lick the inside of mc when they're fucking
- if they can't reach the golden spot™️, they just lick it
- levi can talk to them and understand what they're saying
- "“We’re horny”
- “we need attention”
- Levi is squirming in his chair as he plays his game
- “Shut the fuck up”
- Some guy he’s playing with “wtf I didnt say anything”"
- mc nicknamed his dicks floatsam and jetsam and he doesnt get the reference
- and mc's like "dont worry about it"
- then mc watches the little mermaid with him and hes like WAIT A MINUTE
- the first time mc saw them yawn when levi and them were getting ready to fuck, mc was offended
- "am i that boring for them"
- "no, they're just getting ready to eat"
- "oh ok- WHAT"
- if the snakes are horny™️:
- "Imagine Levi being dragged down the hall by his horny snake dicks, trying to find Mc"