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Angel's Share Bar and Resto

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Kaeya Alberich
⭐ 4/20/2022

great drinks but the bartender was homophobic. can’t believe that there are still people like that in mondstadt these days, smh. shocked and horrified

Diluc Ragnvindr
What? I was the bartender that night.

Kaeya Alberich
yes, and you chased me out for being lgbt :(

Diluc Ragnvindr
No, I didn’t? You were removed from the premises for not paying your tab and trying to scam other guests. If the Acting Grandmaster herself were to do the same, I would have her thrown out as well.

Kaeya Alberich
oh so now you’re homophobic AND a misogynist??? how do i lower my rating to zero stars?

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sigh i think my wifi messed up big time last night bc when i woke up this was unposted??? i guess god really hates anime
also! this is inspired by The Lotus Pier Restaurant and Bakery Café by stiltonbasket which you should 1000% read if you're into mdzs bc its amazing funny hot and all of the above!

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Angel’s Share

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 1,425 reviews

✔️Claimed ▪️ $$ ▪️ Mondstadt, Bars

Open 3:00 PM - 9:00 PM

 

Ask the Community

 

Q: Are pets allowed within the premises?

A: Yes, as long as you clean up after them and they are not disruptive to other guests. However, no cats are allowed within the bar. This isn’t the Cat’s Tail, and our bard is severely allergic. We don’t want to give him hazard pay.

Diluc R., Business Owner ▪️ 32 people found this helpful

 

A: no, no cats allowed at all!!!! 🤧 this is a cat-free area!!

Venti, Employee▪️10 people found this helpful

 

Q: Have you seen my husband by any chance? I know he runs off here to try and sneak a few drinks while I’m not looking.

A: Hello, Eury. Nimrod is currently passed out on the second floor, first table to the left. Please come pick him up.

Diluc R., Business Owner▪️ 1 person found this helpful

 

Q: What is your policy on theft?

A: We have none, because whoever is stupid enough to try and steal from us won’t last long enough to be in custody.

Diluc R., Business Owner ▪️ 45 people found this helpful

 

A: they just throw you out. would recommend for a quick buck

Kaeya A.▪️137 people found this helpful

 

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Reviews

 

Kaeya Alberich

⭐ 4/20/2022

great drinks but the bartender was homophobic. can’t believe that there are still people like that in mondstadt these days, smh. shocked and horrified

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

4/21/2022

What? I was the bartender that night.

 

Kaeya Alberich

4/21/2022

yes, and you chased me out for being lgbt :(

 

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

4/21/2022

No, I didn’t? You were removed from the premises for not paying your tab and trying to scam other guests. If the Acting Grandmaster herself were to do the same, I would have her thrown out as well.

 

Kaeya Alberich

4/21/2022

oh so now you’re homophobic AND a misogynist??? how do i lower my rating to zero stars?

 

Kaeya Alberich

4/22/2022

HEY WHY DOES IT SAY I’M TEMPORARILY BANNED FROM ENTERING THE PREMISES??? THIS IS A LITERAL HATE CRIME????

 

Kaeya Alberich

4/24/2022

DILUC????

 

Charles
Employee

4/25/2022

Hello. Master Diluc has told me to inform you that you’ll be allowed back in when, and I quote, “you finish thinking about your actions and words”, and not a moment sooner. By which he means “come back in three or so days when I forget that this ever happened”, don’t worry. See you then.

 

Kaeya Alberich

4/26/2022

thank you charles, this is why you’re my favorite bartender

 

Albedo

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4/23/2022

The storage room provides a sterile environment for experiments, and the bartender is willing to sell alcohol at various distillation levels under the table. Upon request, they also provide crayons and drawing mats for young children to occupy themselves with.

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

4/23/2022

Wait. No offense, Albedo, but I don’t think I ever let you into the storage room?

 

Albedo

4/23/2022

Oh, let me explain. You didn’t. I just had the key. Don’t worry, Klee was too busy drawing to cause any trouble.

 

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

4/23/2022

…Right. Well, thank you for bringing various security issues to my attention.

 

Albedo

4/24/2022

It was no problem. By the way, if you do decide to revoke my access— do not touch the red, green, or blue vials until I give you the proper signal. They are highly volatile around alcohol, and unless I’m the one handling them, they may become explosive.

 

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

4/25/2022

You know what, just do whatever you want. I’ll bill the Knights of Favonius for any damages.

 

Hans Archibald

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/2/2022

Got so drunk that I had a life-changing epiphany about my career or lack thereof. Bartender gave me free drinks on the house after that. Will definitely come back once I’ve settled all my past business.

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

5/4/2022

It was no problem. Good luck on your future endeavors, Mr. Archibald.

 

Venti
Employee

5/4/2022

hey, why didn’t I get free drinks for helping him reach said epiphany!?

 

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

5/8/2022

You get enough free drinks when you steal them from behind the bar. You aren’t subtle. Also, if you have similar trauma regarding a dead friend, then you can have all the free drinks you want. Otherwise, do not lump yourself in with poor Mr. Archibald.

 

Venti
Employee

5/9/2022

…is it worth it? no, no, he’ll probably make the free drink just grape juice anyways…

 

Jean Gunnhildr

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 6/7/2022

I came here to spend some time off-duty with a friend of mine, and I have no complaints. The service was professional, the drinks were made masterfully, and the atmosphere was perfect for relaxing in good company.

I also apologize for any of the previous actions of any members of the Knights of Favonius. I assure you, I will speak with them later regarding their misbehavior.

Lisa Minci

6/7/2022

Yes, if any of them continue to misbehave in Angel’s Share, just let us know. We can’t have ourselves getting banned from here, now can we? We’ll make sure that they don’t do anything that could jeopardize our coffee and tea stash.

 

Kaeya Alberich

6/8/2022

somehow that sounds like a threat

 

Lisa Minci

6/8/2022

It is :) This is the only place that makes coffee the exact way Jean likes and lets us take-out drinks to go for when she needs to get back to work, so it would be rather unacceptable if we can’t go here anymore.

 

Kaeya Alberich

6/8/2022

but this is also the only place where i can annoy multiple people at once and get drunk at the same time! how am i supposed to do that without being a nuisance?

 

Lisa Minci

6/8/2022

That doesn’t sound like my problem :)

 

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

6/8/2022

Thank you both for your feedback. I will make sure to inform you if there are any more future incidents regarding your employees.

 

Donna

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 6/21/2022

This place is absolutely perfect! Wonderful scenery, amazing mixology, and the bartender is just so kind! I actually brought a Moon Pie to share with him, but he was so professional that he just thanked me and set it aside! I can’t wait until I have the free time to come by again…

Kaeya Alberich

6/23/2022

simp lmao

 

Margaret

⭐⭐⭐⭐ 7/4/2022

Excellent drinks, great food! If it weren’t counterproductive for my own business, I’d give it 5 stars! Such a shame they don’t allow cats… Well, I guess it’s good that they’ll let us keep our niche. Also, Diona liked the crayons very much— strange that a bar would have them, though.

Diona Katzlein

7/4/2022

Shut up! I can’t believe you brought me to a bar!

 

Margaret

7/4/2022

You’re the one who insisted on coming with me, Diona… Plus, you can just consider it scoping out enemy territory, how about that?

 

Diona Katzlein

7/4/2022

Hmph, fine… But the the next time we go, there’d better still be crayons!

 

Venti
Employee

7/6/2022

wait, is that why I kept sneezing that night!? come on, master diluc himself said that cats aren’t allowed in the bar! how am I supposed to play my music when fur keeps making me have allergy attacks worse than the stormterror incident!?!?

 

Diona Katzlein

7/7/2022

I AM NOT A CAT! AND EVEN IF I AM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY BEING LESS ALLERGIC!!

 

Venti
Employee

7/8/2022

WHAT

 

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

7/10/2022

Glad to hear that you enjoyed our amenities. We keep around crayons and other toys because of a few past incidents, and they will be available for the foreseeable future. You both are welcome here any time.

@Venti, I agree. Have you tried being less allergic?

 

Venti
Employee

7/11/2022

I SWEAR IF THIS WEREN’T MY ONLY STABLE SOURCE OF INCOME I WOULD HAVE QUIT AGES AGO

 

Eula Lawrence

⭐⭐⭐⭐ 8/2/2022

Decent. The drinks were as expected, and the service was fine. I came here with a coworker and we had a fairly enjoyable time.

Amber

8/2/2022

Aww, come on, Eula! We had a great time!

 

Eula Lawrence

8/2/2022

That was thanks to you, not the bar. Like I said, it was decent.

 

Amber

8/2/2022

But you spent so long talking about how much you liked the drinks there and how you’re definitely gonna come again…

 

Eula Lawrence

8/2/2022

I did not! Maybe you feel that way— if you do, then you should write your own review!

 

Amber

8/2/2022

Oh, that’s a great idea!

 

Amber

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 8/2/2022

Seconding Eula’s review! In the sense that she meant that she liked it very much there and we had a great time— don’t worry, she actually had nothing but good things to say after we left! 4 stars is already the highest score I’ve seen her give any place ever, and she didn’t even swear vengeance on the entire establishment!

The food was great, too, can I get some tips from your chef? I tried copying your signature steak at home, but it ended up all charred and burnt…

Eula Lawrence

8/2/2022

I DIDN’T MEAN THAT YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR OWN REVIEW

 

Amber

8/2/2022

But how else are they gonna understand what you meant? At least now they know how much you enjoyed your visit!

 

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

8/4/2022

Thanks for both of your reviews. No worries about any misunderstandings. It’s good that you both enjoyed your time here.

 

Eula Lawrence

8/5/2022

Speak for yourself. I’m never coming here again, I swear it!

 

Amber

8/5/2022

Aww, and here I was looking forward to getting those cooking tips…

 

Eula Lawrence

8/5/2022

…Fine, we can visit one more time, but that’s it!

 

Bennett

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 8/17/2022

I passed out nearby and the bartender let me rest in the back room and wait for my dads to pick me up! They gave me apple juice while I waited :D and they didn’t even get mad when it accidentally caught fire!

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

8/19/2022

No problem. Just… next time, maybe you can wait outside.

 

Rosaria

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 9/1/2022

Good place to hide out during masses— none of the nuns ever even think of entering a bar. Drinks are good, anyone who enjoys alcohol has to try their dandelion wine. Though one should be wary of passing by too late, else they meet with the owner’s late-night activities.

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

9/2/2022

Thank you. We do pride ourselves on our dandelion wine. If you pass by again, we can give you a discount; maybe this is the ‘late-night activity’ you’re referring to, or perhaps it can help you with your own late-night activities.

 

Kaeya Alberich

9/2/2022

please both of you 🙄 no one wants to hear about your ‘late-night activities’ of any kind

 

Rosaria

9/3/2022

I don’t think you’re one to talk. Considering you have no late-night activity whatsoever.

 

Kaeya Alberich

9/4/2022

0 stars. i was cyberbullied on this very yelp page and the owner gave my bully a discount

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

9/4/2022

It was deserved. Hope this helps.

 

Rosaria

9/4/2022

Seconded. Also, thanks for the free Death After Noon, Kaeya.

 

Kaeya Alberich

9/5/2022

NO thats MY signature drink get your own

 

Rosaria

9/5/2022

I did get my own. For 50% off, thanks to you.

 

Kaeya Alberich

9/6/2022

im never drinking with you again after this betrayal wtf

 

Venti
Employee

⭐ 10/8/2022

if i give a low rating will they give me a raise 🙏

Diluc Ragnvindr
Business Owner

10/8/2022

No, but if you continue to spend time on Yelp instead of actually doing your job, I will give you a dock in your pay.

 

Venti
Employee

10/9/2022

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Notes:

in my drafts this is just the "Yelp Review Fic" and i refuse to change it to anything else
also in this au diluc probably owns yelp lmao and he probably just spends his time behind the counter answering reviews when he's not doing bartender stuff. he just seems like the sort of guy who likes to start shit but also have plausible deniability