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A: Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Bob has god-tier aftercare habits. Nice cool glass of water, a snack, help you in the bath, rub any sore muscles. Slow, easy kisses and gentle touches. He’ll help you either fix your hair or brush it out. You are incredibly precious to him, and no matter how filthy the two of you can get when you’re fucking, he treats you like royalty afterward.
B: Body part (their favorite body part of theirs, and their partner’s)
Bob is a thigh man. Grip them, squeeze them, hold them, leave love bites on them. If you’re sitting together, his hand is on your thigh, or resting on your inner thigh. When you fuck, he often leaves fingerprints on them with how tight he’s holding on to you. He also likes to rest his head on your thighs/lap when you’re sitting together watching a movie or tv show.
He likes his arms. He works hard for definition and strength. Plus, all the better to hold you with.
C: Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to get his partner off. The sounds they make, their expressions, how they grip onto him. He gets off on giving his partner pleasure. This man swallows and will kiss you afterward so you can taste yourself on his tongue. If you squirt? He’ll wear that badge with pride and see how often he can get you to do it. He’ll also haul you up after you give him head so he can taste himself on you.
D: Dirty (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
There’s a sex tape or two of him and a partner hidden behind passwords on his phone. One of the squad can confirm, but they will neither out themselves, nor how they bribed Bob to be able to see it.
E: Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Bob has a high body count; however, all his ex-partners and hookups could give glowing references. He knows what he’s doing and is willing to try different things (more on that later).
F: Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary: He likes to feel his partner and check in often with them. Lots of kisses, his hands roaming all over your body. He pulls you as close as he can. It’s intimate and special. He loses his mind feeling your nails bite into his shoulder or skim down his back.
Doggie: The times he’s wound up or hasn’t been able to be with you for a while he will bend you over the couch, the edge of the bed—once on the hood of his car. His hands will be tight on your hips, his mouth on your shoulders, the back of your neck. When he’s like this it’s hard, fast, desperate, needing to draw sounds out of you. If he needs more from you in this position, he’s got your hair wrapped around his hand, pulling you up against him even more. He’s loud like this too, heavy groans and grunts, the sound of his skin slapping against yours. This is not lovemaking, this straight up fucking.
G: Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous?)
He's a goofball. He likes his partner to have a good time and laugh. Think terribly bad strip shows, ‘sexy’ dances and terrible pick-up lines texted to you through the day.
H: Hair (how well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
He keeps his hair long, and this man damn near purrs when you run your fingers through it. He keeps his body hair natural, but under control. His off-duty clothes are jeans and t-shirts that he picks up from secondhand shops, but they’re in excellent condition. His cologne is a strongly masculine, woody, heavy amber scent.
I: Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)
Being with Bob is a masterclass of romance. He’ll take you to dinners with candlelight and expensive wine, to plays, the theater. He’s also one to take you for a midnight picnic on the beach under the stars. He enjoys making love and showing you how special you are to him. He sends you postcards when he’s deployed and able to send physical mail. If that’s not a possibility, emails and text messages. He listens to your words, and your body and wants to give you everything you want and need.
J: Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Jerking off is something he does when the urge strikes him. He’d prefer to get off with you, but if that’s not a possibility, he’ll call you while he’s stroking himself off so you can talk him through it. If he can’t talk to you, he’ll use photos of you, and of you two -together- to inspire him. When Bob does jerk off, it’s hard, fast and shallow. Heavy breathing, biting his lower lip to keep himself from making too much noise.
K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Voyeurism. Bob’s under your spell if you take your pleasure into your own hands. He’ll watch, not touching himself, not interrupting you, just watching you with heavily lidded eyes. His breathing is slow and shallow, taking in every moment and the way you touch and play with yourself. (You better believe he's also taking mental notes—so long as his higher brain is functioning).
Soft Top: He’s a soft dom. Encouraging, pushing you just a little further. Bob will shower you with praise, especially if he’s able to take you further than you thought you could. Your pleasure is the end goal, and he wants to show you all the different ways you can experience it.
L: Location (favorite places to do the do)
Domestic setting. When you’re out on a date, or with friends, he’ll let his touch linger, rest his hand at the small of your back, and when no one’s looking slide it over the curve of your ass. Occasionally he’ll slip his fingers under the waistband of your pants, brushing over soft skin. When you get home, he takes you to bed. Depending on how much teasing you tormented him with depends on what you get. If he’s wound up and hard on the drive home, he’s bending you over the edge of the bed and fucking you until you can’t move. If he needs -you- you’re in bed for the rest of the night until the wee hours of the morning tangled up in each other.
M: Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going?)
Someone who gives good hugs. No honestly, he considers hugs to be intimate. You’re pressed up against someone and being held close. He also likes a good sense of humor and needs someone who understands that he’s an introvert. Kiss this man’s neck and play with his hair and he’s putty in your hands.
N: No (something they won’t do/turn-offs)
General unkindness. Arrogance. Degradation.
O: Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill)
Bob gives head like it’s his last goddamn meal. Your legs over his shoulders and will stay down there until you’re trembling and overstimulated. He loves it when you’re vocal, moaning for him, one of your hands twisting in or pulling his hair. He will encourage you to ride his face and will make sure you’re thoroughly sated. If you squirt or cum on his face, he’ll wear it with pride. And yes, he has his red wings.
He appreciates oral, and fuck does he love watching you suck him down. He comes quickly from oral stimulation and prefers hand jobs or penetrative sex.
P: Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)
Sensual. Lots of touching, kissing, worshipping your body. He wants his partner to feel amazing, special and let them know how much he wants them. He lets you know exactly what you do to him and will murmur sweet nothings and praise against your skin. By the time he gets down to business, you’re begging and needing for more. He doesn’t tease to hear you beg but gets so focused on your body and your reactions that he gets sidetracked. His thrusts are slow and deep, you feel every inch of him.
Q: Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often)
Like the others, he doesn’t have a lot of down time. He’d much rather spend a few hours in bed with you, but he takes what he can get. He’s not fond of super public sex, so most of the time it’s car sex or tangled up in some area of the house.
R: Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)
Bob’s definitely down to experiment. He’s open and frank when it comes to sexual curiosities. If you don’t talk about them, there’s no way to experience them. If there’s something you’re you want to try, all you have to do is ask, and your wish is his command. Communication is key with Bob.
S: Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
He's a marathon man. He takes his time with foreplay and sex. He will give you everything you need and is a patient and loving partner.
T: Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
While he doesn’t have any of his own, he is intrigued by yours, and will ask you to demonstrate. He’ll curl up and watch, gaze going darker, more heated as you play with yourself.
U: Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He doesn’t really tease. When he’s feeling frisky in public there’s little touches, eye contact. Occasionally you’ll get dirty text messages. Bob is someone who wants to please his partner thoroughly, so he’ll keep the teasing to what you want. This man is sunshine blended with a healthy dash of dirty. If you want to tease and play games, he’ll join in, but the instant you start asking for what you want specifically he’s on it.
V: Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)
Bob’s pretty quiet in the bedroom. Soft groans, moans. Occasionally a curse. If he says anything it’s when he’s close to coming and he’s desperately pounding into you panting your name against your skin.
W: Wild card (random headcanon for the character)
The air conditioning in your apartment had been broken for three weeks, and with the current heat wave, it would be at least another three weeks before a technician can come out to look at it. All the windows are open, the fans pointed in your direction. You’re on the couch, in nothing but a shirt you picked up out of the clean laundry. It’s one of Bob’s, the logo faded and flaking, but the fabric is so soft, and it smells like him. An acceptable hug in this heat. He’s been busy with work, up in the air nearly every day and coming home exhausted. It’s hard, but you’ve gotten used to it.
You can’t even focus on the book in your lap, the heat is getting to you. It shouldn’t be this hot so close to midnight. Your attention is drawn away from your own personal suffering when you hear the lock turning. Bob steps through the front door, dropping his bag next to it. He wipes his face with his arm, removing his boots, and unbuttoning his uniform top.
Even though you’re melting, you can’t help but smile at the sight of him. “What did I do to deserve this?” You point to his shirt which he’s currently folding.
“It’s hot, and uncomfortable.” He looks up, pushing his glasses up his nose. You see the spark of interest in his eyes when he takes in your bare legs, his gaze traveling up. “Is that my shirt?”
“I missed you.”
The warmth in his smile made your heart skip a beat. “I don’t like that you have to miss me.” He stepped into the room, plopping onto the couch next to you. He’s close enough that your bare legs touch, and another heat grows low in your belly. It’s a little embarrassing that just the brush of his leg against yours is enough to get you going, but at the same time—it’s him. He leans over, pressing a kiss to your temple.
“I missed you too baby.” He murmurs brushing your hair away from your face. “Why is it so hot in here?”
“You came home?” You can’t help but tease him, and the soft laugh that escapes makes you smile wider. “The air con is broken, and it’s going to be a while.”
He checks his watch and looks at you for a moment. You can see the gears turning. “I’ve got an idea.” His words are soft, his fingertips brushing along your collar bone. It sends shivers down your spine, goosebumps rising on heated skin.
“What’s that?”
“The pool.” His lips brush against your hair, those featherlight touches creeping up your thigh. Your legs part automatically, wanting more of his touch. “It’s late, the water will feel good. Just the two of us…” Kisses trail along your jaw, down your neck, his tongue chasing sweat away. “It’s late enough that we don’t even have to wear suits.”
X: X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Bob has a couple tattoos, comic book imagery. He is a bit leaner than the others, and even though he’s an adult he’s still a little awkward, all arms and long legs. This man has a massive cock. He’s longer than average, thicker than average and he knows how to use what he’s got.
Hangman had once put up $200 that his cock was the biggest. He lost that bet when Bob wandered through the locker room completely naked from the showers to his gear.
Y: Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He's happy to get you in bed 2-3 times a week. With work schedules, he knows that that’s not always going to be the case and is happy to have you near him. If physical contact isn’t something that’s available—he’s on deployment, or you’re loaded down with work, he will send you filthy text messages and get you on the phone for phone sex.
Z: Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward.)
After he’s taken care of you, and the sheets have been changed, both of you snuggled up in pjs, he’s asleep rather quickly. Normally he’s half on you, cuddled up and holding you close. If he wrecked you (like he can) and physical touch his just too much, he gives you space, but his fingertips are touching your arm, your hip. He has to be touching you to fall asleep. He doesn’t move a whole lot when you’re in bed with him.