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“Wake up, ‘Luc,” Kaeya woke him up before the maids with a pillow to his face. Diluc screeched.
“I swear I locked my door, fucking hate you!” Diluc shouted after him. Kaeya woke up at six for yoga, a shower and a too long beauty routine before dressing for school. Diluc usually stayed up later than anyone else in the house, and Kaeya took his role as an annoying younger brother very seriously.
Plus, he knew that Diluc liked to snooze so he actually got up earlier without stress, per when the maids woke him up: then he snoozed through breakfast.
At seven Kaeya was still in a blue siden bathing rope, a shiny look on his face as he’s new exfoiled skin. Diluc brushed through his locks and put it in a high ponytail and came crumbling down in his gray sweats with perfect skin.
Kaeya looked at Crepus, “Dad, why couldn’t you just have me? Imagine if I looked that perfect in the mornings without my makeup and creams,” he whined to the master of the house.
Crepus reached out to shuffle his perfectly géled hair, “You are perfect as you are, and you’re simply enchanting your perfection.”
Diluc catches his brother's eye, you look like a whore , he mouthed and drank his coffee.
you look like a heterosexuall, he mouthed back and sticking out his tongue as he spread marmalade on his toast.
you’re bi, that’s half straight, he sipped his coffee.
slander, and a big eye roll.
“Doesn’t make it any less true, fucker.” Diluc said out loud as he reached for the jam.
“Dad!” Kaeya used his big innocent eye, “Gege said a bad word.”
Crepus continued to read the news on his iPad, “You’re too old to try with the big innocent eye trick. I’m sure you had it coming.”
“I hate this fucking family,” Kaeya groaned as he poured more sugar into Diluc coffee when he wasn’t looking - perhaps he’ll get a suger crash later. Would be deserved.
“Oh, teenage rebellion, like you haven’t done that before.” Crepus hand shot out again to destroy his carefully laid hair. Kaeya ducked and fell off his chair.
“I’m literally a perfect student, I have never done anything bad in my life. I’m on the School Council! Treasure!” Kaeya whined.
Crepus mimed the words ‘never done anything wrong in his life’ under his breath. He loved his adopted son, but he was a menace.
“And I’m the Co-president with Jean, so what’s your point?” Diluc asked back.
“Listen, I am going to steal all your condition and pour shampoo in it you dry haired white wolf,” Kaeya said as he sat back down on his chair trying to fix his precise hair style.
Diluc looked up from his phone, where he was reading the news or some stocks- and hadn’t notice the sugary treat his coffee will turn out to be- and turned to their father with a dead pan, “Kaeya is literally planning to murder my hair. Do you hear this? I think he should be grounded.”
Kaeya hissed like a cat.
“Kaeya please do not murder your brothers wolfish locks.” Crepus said between swiping left and right- probably some dumb game he insistead he’s too smart to fall for but is easily on level 800.
The red head huffed out, “If I look like a wolf, Kaeya is just a soft smooth kitten. Perhaps a Russian Royal blue.”
“You know, I can actually picture that,” Crepus agreed, “Do you want a companion, my wolf and royal blue?” He asked his sons with a joking tone: but they both know that their dad would buy them whatever they wanted.
He was too soft on his boys.
“I want ten.” Kaeya said.
“He does not want ten cats, I don’t want ten cats. Kaeya is cat enough.” Diluc responded. Then took a sip of his coffee, and promptly spit it out.
“I must agree, young master, and I am also to remind Master Kaeya that it is only twenty minutes until you have to leave for school.” Head Maid Adeline interrupted.
Kaeya shot up like a light- only twenty minutes to get his makeup done and get dressed.
Crepus paused his game, an ad obviously playing, “He does resemble a cat,” He locked eyes with his son.
Diluc could only laugh with his sugar burned tongue.
Originally Kaeya and Childe didn’t mean to make it big, they found themselves orbiting each other, dancing together almost naturally. They were 15 and out late as usual, breakdancing battling; towards and against each other.
Crews broke and arose, both of them often finding themselves as temporary members at the different battles. Started to recognize the other as a hired breaker.
Dancing, Ajax found, was almost like fighting. It was tearing your body apart in impossible moves and the force of a forward volt with a backwards air twist on his feet to the beat, to continue dancing. It was exciting to the roars of those around the ring, screaming as he made more feats to the beat.
Dancing, Kaeya found, was almost like fencing. It was following the sound of the beat as he moved his body, just as he would study the opponent, moving their flow until he could get the crit hit, getting low and back up with only one foot beneath him.
Together, with Childe’s energetic wild moves and Kaeyas controlled dance they made a name in the underground hip-hop scene.
What once started at some midnight escapades dancing at the local skater ring just for fun after being done with their evening dealing and skating escalated.
Brought them to shadier dance off’s - where Childe found out about raps offs; dragging Kaeya down with him.
Kaeya’s silver tongue brought them to greater avenues where the underground rappers shined in shady bars. They attended some two weeks just dancing in the front, mosh pits and heat be damned- dragging the attention towards the wild dancers.
The underground rappers couldn’t have the attention at the dancefloor when they were battling.
Just as planned they got called in by some big shot in the underground rap scene; “You’re hype as fuck, be my back up dancer, yeah?” Crooked smile with a crooked nose that was a tad too twitchy with his fingers touching his right tip.
Kaeya had smiled all serene and, well, an almost innocent look that Ajax had never seen before, “Oh! We would be delighted! Can we also rap then? Perhaps, as one of your crew?” He had glossed lips and eye shining prettily.
The guy snorted, “Dance for me, but rap for yourself.” He threw some hundreds of bucks down and left.
Ajax took the money, Archon knew Kaeya already had enough, “What’s your plan, scheming pretty boy?”
Kaeya knocked down his cocktail, “We’re in his crew as hype men, rapping is all on ourselves. Give us two weeks and we’ll destroy him, taking all his hype toward us.”
“Cheers,” He’ll think of rhymes energetic to his hype dance as the other rappers stand still; Kaeya bares his fangs in his words. He’ll have enough dirt to bury this man twice over in two weeks.
Ajax likes chaos, but Kaeya thrives in it. He suppose that’s the only reason they are friends. That they are classmates who never speak to each other is a whole different thing.
That Kaeya is in the School Discipline commiteé, third in command and is the only reason he’s not expelled is a dirty service given back in taking the blame for all his cigarette breaks the rich boy should be blamed on.
And when they finally rap two weeks later- Ajax’s fire threats feels like nothing against Kaeya’s out of breath low drawl that makes his skin crawl.
Ajax might spit fire, rap faster than archons- punch harder than anyone; yet Kaeya’s lowly showly threats that went to the throat with an orgasmic voice. Yeah, they were a team that would make it.
Kaeya listens with rabid attention but he can barely make out the fast change in tunes and words, Ajax isn’t breathing when he raps. He suppose that’s why his present is so overwhelming, why they fit together so great.
Every night out is a celebration with them - eating out at a fast joint, drinking beers at the pub; fast rapping, playing out snap chess, ignoring each other at school. It didn’t matter, Kaeya and Ajax was truly in sync with everything they did, most would think as they walked past the duo that took over the underscene.
"-And thank you!” The fans scream as they finish the performance. Ajax couldn’t believe it- biggest avenue in Japan and it’s their second night there. And they’re performing tomorrow as well, the last concert of their tour.
It’s so absolutely insane how fast they rose to fame. Rised. Topped billboards and international award shows.
“It still feels insane,” Ajax says somewhat out of breath in their private car, scrolling through fancams of the last days, liking all different kinds of edits from his own extra account he made to stalk their stans.
He’s also a narcissist, but that has little to do with it. He really enjoyed the edits when anyone in the group reacted to one of the many funny signs the fans brought with them.
“You’re just young to the spotlight,” Venti teases. Despite being the oldest, he’s the shortest. He’d been scouted when he was a child, he was made to be a singer.
“Such a little baby,” Kaeya adds, two years younger than Venti, and two months older than Ajax.
“Absolutely too young for this,” Aether adds, his age being somewhere between Ajax and Kaeya, with a scary twin sister as their main travel agent.
Ajax kicked out towards the closest one, which was Aether. Which was good, Aether ignored him, while the other two would escalate the fighting.
He thinks that their dynamic is why they have so many fans.
Shortest: Venti, Aether, Kaeya, Ajax.
Oldest: Venti, Aether, Kaeya, Ajax.
Ajax clicks in on the first twitter thread about tonight's performance.
@aetherstan69 It’s so funny with Childe and Kaeya absolutely towering over the older two, their dancing style in sync of absolutely wild moves and control
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and then you have their break time where #Chaeya absolute causes chaos and water fight as the oldest handles the questions
@AetherSimp68+1 Can someone explain why Aeth just ?? stood there?? looking like he had lost the love of his life as kaeya winked towards himself on the screen
[gif:ID Kaeya seeing himself on screen, winking towards himself]
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@ventiwhomst PLS I SCRMD
[gif: ID: Venti seeing himself on screen, winking towards himself.]
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@McChilde101 SA ME
[gif: ID:Childe seeing himself on screen, winking towards himself.]
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@ AetherSimp68+1 n this mf just
[gif: ID: Aether tiredly staring at the screen, staring towards the other -cut to fan camera as the other three stands cutely with a wink heart hands- and staring back at the crowd: “Once again, hello Tokyo!”]
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Love our short king
please never let Aether die. I don’t care for him, but the other three w o u l d die.
umm so anyone else winked back or am i just degenerate
kings
*queens
are we ignoring zhong li faceplant at 0:14 in the left corner
omfg zhongli
ZHONLGI
Or maybe it is because Zhong Li scouted them and made them a boy band with Ningguang as president of her music company and let him have free reign.
Two underground break dancers with half assed rapper skills together with some pair of singing birds for money on the streets.
The story definitely hit off, and three years later they dignify their grace on every big avenue around the world.
Ajax reads out some internet review “ ‘Dignify their grace’ is something Kaeya would say about himself. I’d say we just had fun.”
“Would you please stop reading out loud? I’m trying to sleep.” Venti kicks him, Aether awakes, and kicks them both shut in the back of the car towards their hotel.
-“Kaeya bullying Childe” (10:47)
It’s a shaky video of an iphone, but the quality is still 1080 of Aether standing still with Zhongli, their manager, talking privately in the middle with Venti and Ajax running around with water guns. Kaeya has his hand over some sad producer that got stuck in a conversation with the band's flirt.
Aggressive flirting to change into whatever the blue haired male wanted.
The water fight is between two members, but the whole room seems to be a little wet, especially Kaeya who Ajax clearly shoots at once before going back fighting Venti.
Aether and Zhongli have control over their body languages, speaking quietly, as Kaeya moves around like a snake with the producer. Venti and Ajax still run around with their water guns fighting.
They run beside Kaeya, whose eyes never leave the producers eyes, as he clearly takes hold of Ajax’s hair and slams him down on the ground.
“Oh, looks like Childe fell down.” Kaeya said to the producer who was sweating. Venti didn’t waste a second before spraying the fallen man.
Childe growled as he dragged Kaeya's ankle down, making him fall in the watery mess that was Childe with a yelp.
Aether and Zhongli continued to talk as if nothing was happening behind them.
-“aether has the only brain cell” (06:58)
Constantly bickering on twitter
#BehindTheScenes chaos
Venti & Aether being scouted before chaeya
Interview: how was your high school life?
Aether: Me and my twin really were pretty chill, I’m here and she’s working behind the scenes as a travel manager.
Venti: I was an average student!
Kaeya: I was actually on the student council and that’s how I met Childe.
Childe: he bailed me out from getting expelled.
Venti: wait for real?
Kaeya: and it was a bitch too fr
Childe: He's lying. He had the principal around his finger.
Kaeya: Are you calling me easy?
Childe: No fr Kaeya is rich af so he could do whatever. His brother was the president of the school, and mr scheming pretty boy had all the teacher wrapped around his finger. He was fucking scary.
Kaeya: Oh that’s rich coming from mr delinquent student.
Venti: Wait you’re rich?
Childe: Did you never try to figure out why he paid for literally everything in the beginning
Aether: Was he your suger daddy
Kaeya: Omg I totally was
Childe: You literally never paid for anything towards me. Not even a shot at Nomrods bar
Kaeya: Let the people now that I was his sugar daddy
Venti: Looks more like a suger mummy
Aether: To quote Sahkira, hips don’t lie
Kaeya: Are you calling me fat
Childe: Fat rich fuck more like. Wait I never realized that you never said your last name-
-strangulation sounds-
Aether: It seems we have problems with this live sending here.
Live video with Aether filming
”I’ll kidnap you to the desert and make you forget how to eat,” Childe says deadpan as he continues to play on the switch- never looking up.
”Oh, and what will you feed me then?” Kaeya teases, also on his switch.
”Sand.” Childe says and you could hear how hard he pushes the buttons.
”Don’t worry Kaeya, if Childe ever kidnappades you I'll keep you fed.” Venti injects.
”Full of cum, with your monster cock,” Childe says around the same time Kaeya disgust asks, ”Sperm?”
They really are on the same wavelength.
”If I ever have to live with anyones sperm I’d take Aether’s.” Kaeya continues.
”Right in the dick,” Venti says as he continues to grind some cheap game on the playstation5. Childe kicks him.
Aether looks straight to the camera before ending his InstaLive, not even able to get a word in.
Their fans were dedicated to this meet: The first to meet them gave them all the animal ears and clip on tails that the fans had imagined for them.
Aether was given fluffy leopard ears and a tail. “Does it fit with my blond hair, and the fastest hunter? Makes sense with being the best dancer,” He said so naturally. A blunt boy, perfect for the dance leader.
Venti was given fluffy white ears and clip on round tail- it didn’t fit his outfit for the day at all- but it fit his hyperactivity persona. “I’m your bunny for this evening! Please, do feed me a lot of sugary carrots!” And laughed at the gift.
Childe was given fox ears perfectly made in his hair; a dedicated furry if nothing else. He put them on with no problem, “A fox is someone who steals without remorse: aren’t you afraid I’ll steal all of your hearts?” He grinned wickedly, showing off his sharp canines that had gotten him his fox nickname.
A couple cat ears and a blue tail was fitted to Kaeya, who without a second in them turned to Aether on the other side of the table, standing up to preen with his new cat ears, “Aether-leopard-hyung! Would you breed this little kitten?”
Aether didn't look away from where he was greeting his fans, “You couldn’t handle this leopard dick,” and signed more autographs.
Kaeya turned his eye to his fans, “I can’t be with a rabbit or fox, and the other feline simply ignores me- doesn’t that seem cruel,” He throws a hand over his head like a maiden.
“Absolutely!” His stans were always just as dramatic as him. He was given more glitter than any other in the band.
Kaeya dramatically throws himself down on the table, his back against and face towards his fans- “Oh, what is a poor kitten to do- absolutely abandoned by his mate-”
“When did I become your mate,” Aether said back and threw some water on him.
“A poor kitten needs a kiss~,” His head is upside down toward their fans, his pointy finger opens up his mouth, his eye gets half dazed, inviting-
Ajax presses a quick kiss on his neck, “And now you have the mark of the fox! Now is your time to try to escape,” You goddamn whore , was supposed to be silent but heard for those closer and so a rumour on twitter.
Kaeya was happily preening as a kitten the whole day, and Aether threw water at him periodically.
@twitteruser1001101 4 years ago
Never going back to the fucking big city again 😭😂 (crying emoji, laughter-tears emoji) mobi.video.jrgioqjgr3
It was a video of a man in the lower left corner, next to an alley, a hand over his face. You could clearly hear moans from it, and he pressed focus and zoomed in to see someone clearly clad as a bouncer trusting into a bluehaired man's face.
“Fuck, you’re too good a this, a right whore ain’t ya?” The bouncer thrusted harder, a hand behind the head forcing his face to his pubis, moving as he rode out the orgasm as he grinded his face.
The blunette let out a tongue dangling open with white.
A ginger man came into the picture, “You fucking forced yourself onto him?” He shouted, fist ups. The bouncer was clearly over two meter and big, but the white kid didn’t stay down.
The blue haired twink went to the other side of the alley way, baiting them both with cum on his tongue.
Ginger didn’t hesitate, and a big fight where shown in the videos with the person face more or less, with shouting in the background.
The video showed the ginger absolutely dominating the man in a fight, pushing him down and just. Keep hitting. Laughing.
Then he takes his wallet and all his cash, dropping everything else on the broken bouncer.
“Don’t press charge, yeah, saw how you mout raped Kaeya,” The ginger kicked him against.
“W-whore asked for it,” The bouncer said back.
Kaeya walked in with his sticky fingers from his mouth, “Or I’ll push it into my ass instead of mouth and go to a rape clinic. Fun fuck,” He spat on him.
“Did you have fun?” Kaeya asked the ginger, who shrugged, “Pick a better fighter next time.”
@ DCKZ fan
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Is that fucking childe and kaeya
@Kayabitchtiger
-repling to @ DCKZ fan
lmao it fucking is what the fuck
@Ajax1337
lmao if true they were queen bitches
@stan223
if true big king shit
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@ChildeTartaglia
LMAO good times
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@KaeyaAlberich
You’re supposed to say allegently rn
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@ChildeTartaglia
Alligator, sure thing
@DilucRagnrvindr
I am disowning you @KaeyaAlberich