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Sero and Iida are the only ones in the dorms, and Sero’s out of pot. He’s heard rumors that Class Rep is secretly dealing Good Shit (™) to Aizawa and maybe Tamaki, but that’s just Mina being Mina: always a gossip.
He’s desperate since all his other dealers are off campus and he’s maxed out on his medical allotment. He goes down to Iida’s room in nothing but socks and boxers, gently rapping on the door.
Sero thinks he smells pot, but assumes that’s just the residue of his last joint he smoked earlier in the day. He heard clattering and scuffling as someone made their way around the small dorm room.
A muffled cough and a hiss of canned air spray was heard before a shirtless Iida opened the door just a crack. “Sero? I thought I was alone in the dorms this weekend,” he said.
“Uh, yeah. Long shot of a ques-” Sero stopped in his tracks. Black lines and color swirl across what little of his shoulder he could see. “WAIT- NEW QUESTION!” He shoves the door open further to see a partial sleeve of Godzilla tattoos gracing Class Rep’s muscular shoulder. “NO FUCKING WAY!”
Iida simply let Sero in, not resisting in any way, but covered his chest with his massive hands. “What do you think you’re doing?” He shouted.
“Well I *was* coming down here to see if the rumors were true and if you’d sell me some pot, but you’ve got tattoos??”
Iida’s shoulders slumped. “Yes,” he said, his hand chopping through the air again. “What does it matter though? I’m still the same-”
“Oh dear All Might, your /nipple’s/ pierced too!” The realization that he removed his hand made Iida stand ramrod straight.
“I suppose you’re going to tell the rest of our classmates?”
Sero smirked. “No one else knows?”
“Not even Midoriya.”
Sero froze in awe. “Well, will you show me what you’ve got? You’ve got a rad Godzilla tattoo, and a nipple piercing-”
“/Two/.”
“I’m sorry, what?”
The taller man lowered his other hand. “Both. I have several piercings, but I’ve kept them hidden because I don’t want people thinking less of me for having them.”
“So why do you have them?”
Iida chewed on his thoughts for a moment. “Maybe it’d be best if we discussed this after we smoke?”
“Totally.” Sero closed the door behind him and followed Iida into his room, sitting at his computer desk. “So what others do you have?”
“I thought we weren’t talking about this.”
“Yeah, not talking about the reasons. But I’m just asking locations.”
Iida sighed and rolled his eyes. “Both nipples, my septum, my tongue, and my-” he squirmed slightly, “my dick.”
Sero’s eyes dilated. “Please say you’re not joking.”
“Why would I lie about something like that?”
Before he could stop himself, Sero blurted, “can I see them? All of them?”
Iida stilled for a moment before opening the door to his balcony, then moved to perfectly place a towel under the door crack.
“Maybe after we finish this."