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Rummaging Goblin - Or Nyx Ryland goes goblin mode

Summary:

Nyx Ryland goes goblin mode. Spoilers up to episode 9 I guess? This is just a shitpost lmao

Notes:

i have no idea what this is please help

go listen to The Attic Monologues wherever you find your podcasts it's really good and I like it

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Sammy: anyone seen my mug

Sammy: searched all the cupboards but cant find it :/

 

Bells: I can’t find mine either! Nyx have you seen our mugs??

 

Nyxieeee changed their name to GOBLIN NYX

 

GOBLIN NYX: hohoho hehehe!!!!!!!!

GOBLIN NYX: your mugs are safe with me

 

Bells: Can we get them back?

 

GOBLIN NYX: hohoho hehehe!!!

GOBLIN NYX: absolutely not >:) soon all your trinkets will be mine!!

 

Sammy: ...

 

Bells: ?

 

Sammy: nyx what is going on?

 

GOBLIN NYX: hoho hehe! im going goblin mode!!!


Chat with Ollie Ryland

Bella: Nyx just said they are “going goblin mode “
Bella: What is Goblin mode?

Bella: Please answer me.

 

Ollie: Run

 

Bella: Ollie what is going on?

 

Ollie: RUN


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Bells: Nyx, I’m not sure what is going on, but it would be really nice if you gave us our mugs back. :)

 

GOBLIN NYX: a goblin never gives up their trinkets bella

GOBLIN NYX: no no no your mugs are MINE!!!

 

Sammy: -_- Nyx

Sammy: I want my mug

Sammy: pls give it back

Sammy: I will be waiting in the kitchen

 

GOBLIN NYX: hohoho hehehe!!!!!!

GOBLIN NYX: >:) >:) >:)

 

Bells: What was that noise?

Bells: Are you two alright?

Bells: Nyx?

Bells: Sam?

 

GOBLIN NYX: hehehehehehehe!!!!!!


Chat with Sam Harris

Bella: Are you alright? It sounded like something fell

 

Sam: im alright

Sam: im scared

 

Bella: What happened?

 

Sam sent a photo

 

Sam: I’m scared bella

 

Bella: Is that Nyx?

Bella: Why are they crouching?

 

Sam: I DONT KNOW BELLA

Sam: i was waiting in the kitchen for Nyx and they came in like that!!

Sam: they were laughing and saying ‘never trust a goblin’

Sam: i ran away and knocked a glass over

Sam: im in the bathroom now and NYX IS OUTSIDE

 

Bella: Okay. I messaged Ollie and he said to ‘run’ when I told him Nyx was ‘going goblin mode’.

 

Sam: -_- i wish i knew that before I hid in the bathroom

 

Bella: You could go out the window?

 

Sam: Bella

 

Bella: Sam?

 

Sam: i am trapped in the bathroom because our housemate has gone crazy and you are suggesting i climb out the window?

 

Bella: Yes?

Bella: If you need to escape?

 

Sam: ITS UPSTAIRS??? ON THE SECOND STOREY????

 

Bella: There’s a ledge you can climb down. Nyx has done it before.

Bella: Okay I realise that comparison doesn’t make it sound like a good idea. But if you need to, it's an option.

 

Sam: -_-

Sam: can you come and help?

 

Bella: Sure.

 

Sam: bella are you okay?

Sam: bella

Sam: BELLA

 

Bella: I’m okay. In my room.

 

Sam: you screamed

 

Bella: I’ve never seen Nyx move that fast down a staircase.

Bella: I’ve seen Nyx fall down a staircase and it was slower.

Bella: I think they’re possessed.

 

Sam: Are you sure they haven’t just been drinking??

Sam: why is this happening at LUNCH TIME 

Sam: im so hungry

 

Bella: I’m trying to ask Nyx but they just keep laughing.


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Bells: Nyx, have you had anything to drink today?

 

GOBLIN NYX: HOHOHO HEHEHE not a drop!!! must keep my mind fresh for collecting trinkets!

GOBLIN NYX: HEHEHE another one for my collection!!

 

Sammy: i am so done with this

Sammy: Nyx you know where i think there will be lots of trinkets?

 

GOBLIN NYX: do tell do tell!! hehehe

 

Sammy: That coffee shop you go to! I bet they have lots of mugs

 

Bells: Sam!

 

GOBLIN NYX: hohoho hehehe!! Caramel and clove? caramel and TROVE!!!

GOBLIN NYX: MORE TRINKETS YES

 

Bells: NYX DO NOT GO

Bells: Nyxie?

Bells: ...


Chat with Sam Harris

Bella: I heard the door open and Nyx running outside.

Bella: Sam do you realise what you have done?

 

Sam: made us safe?

 

Bella: Sam, Nyx is in ‘goblin mode’ and out on the street

Bella: I can’t imagine that ending well

 

Sam: I JUST WANT MY LUNCH

 

Bella: Sam! Nyx! On the street!

 

Sam: FINE i’ll try to find them

 

Bella: I’ll call Ambrose.