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Pastry: *approaches the Cake Tower* H-
Chiffon: *cute barks*
Pastry, loading her crossbow: GET YOUR FORSAKEN CAKE, HEATHEN!
Red Velvet: Chiffon doesn't bite.
Pastry: YES IT DOES, NOW GET YOUR-!
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Dark Choco: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens-
Strawberry Jam Sword: Sticking my dick in a rotisserie chicken~.
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Dark Cacao: If I die, please give Pure Vanilla Cookie my regards.
GingerBrave: What should we tell him?
Dark Cacao: Regards.
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Affogato: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds gets a free pass, starting now.
Caramel Arrow: I think you're cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don't think of anyone but yourself.
Affogato: But-
Caramel Arrow: But what? I still have 22 seconds left.
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Wizard: I have to make sure you're not blundering to another failure.
Chili Pepper: Blundering? I'll have you know, we failed with style!
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Madeleine: Yeah, I looked both ways while crossing the street. I looked both 'handsome' and 'radiant', too bad I got hit by that car.
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Espresso: Technically, we're not even it works. But let's face it; I came up with it, so it works.
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GingerBrave: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Pastry: Figuratively or literally?
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Alchemist: What time do you want to be woken up by?
Vampire: Never.
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Pomegranate: We need to take him out, but make it look like an accident.
Licorice: Say no more!
*later*
Almond: It looks like the killer beat him to death with a blunt object and then placed a banana peel by his feet.
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Herb: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow, tulips are all kinds of colors, daffodils are also yellow...
Sparkling: Was that supposed to be a poem?
Herb: No, I just really like flowers.
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Latte: You obviously have feelings for Madeleine.
Espresso: Yeah, anger.
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Pomegranate: It is of utmost importance that I am elegant and powerful.
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Licorice: Dark Choco, what are you doing?
Dark Choco: Making hot jelly stew.
Licorice: It's midnight...?
Dark Choco: Time is a social construct. Dinner is now.
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Chili Pepper: How far do you think I can kick Pointy Hat?
GingerBrave: Don't do that!
Twizzly Gummy: 10 feet.
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Pomegranate: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.
Dark Choco: What?
Pomegranate: You're smiling. I didn't know you were capable of such a thing.
Licorice: WHY WOULD YOU RUIN SUCH A SCARCE MOMENT!? WHY!?
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Onion: I-I made a jelly Blackberry, s-see? H-Her arms are crossed because she's m-mad at marshmallow Adventurer for annoying h-her... d-do you like it...?
Blackberry:
Blackberry: I-It's fine.
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Alchemist: Let me show you something that really upset me last night.
Vampire: Alright, but in my defense, Herb bet me 50 gold I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Alchemist: That's not what I-
Alchemist: ... You drank shampoo?
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Pure Vanilla: What are we going to do?
Hollyberry: I don't know, maybe we could try out different berry juices and try to make a new one.
Dark Cacao: About Dark Enchantress, Hollyberry...
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Vampire: I filled the juice bar with Alchemist's fog machine.
Sparkling: Why would you do that?
Vampire: Bored.
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Licorice: Pomegranate, how can I get on your good side?
Pomegranate: It's going to take at least 3 weeks of not talking to me.
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Red Velvet: I don't know, I can't see the top of my head.
Pastry: You're tall. No one can see the top of your head except the Witches.
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Pure Vanilla: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions again, Dark Cacao?
Dark Cacao: No.
Hollyberry: I do!
Pure Vanilla: I know, Hollyberry.
Hollyberry: I'm sad!
Pure Vanilla: I know, Hollyberry-
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Pomegranate: Co-managing is a give and take. The other day I stopped Dark Choco and Red Velvet from placing plastic tubes all over the Cake Tower and placing Cake Hounds inside of them. They were going to call it "Tube City".
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Sea Fairy: You want to know why I love the water? Because it can solve all of your problems.
Sea Fairy: Feeling thirsty? Drink some water. Hot? Dive in. Hate someone? Drown them.
Sea Fairy: I got revenge on all of my enemies that way, it really works.
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Purple Yam: Do you have any books about turtles?
Eclair: Hardback?
Purple Yam: Yeah, with the little heads.
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Hollyberry: *walks up to the mic at a formal party*
Hollyberry: Anyone who doesn't want their berry juice, pass it over to me!
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Dark Enchantress: There are 10 Cookies and 7 chairs, what do you do?
Pomegranate: The most important ones may sit.
Dark Choco: Have everyone stand.
Red Velvet: Bring 3 more chairs!
Licorice: Kill 3!
Strawberry Crepe: Anything can be a chair if used the right way.
Poison Mushroom: Can shroomies be used as chairs?
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Vampire: One time I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible juice.
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Purple Yam: What is that obnoxious glowing orb in the sky!?
Milk: The sun.
Purple Yam: I'm gonna fight it!