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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
- With the kind of sex you're having, he has to be good at aftercare - and he is exceptional. He always makes sure to shower you with adoration and love after he has been rough with you, and he's good at prepping for all the physical needs you might have. In general he's very accomodating and makes you feel enveloped in safety, acceptance and love. For a kitsune, he has a very loving side to him.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
- His mouth. It's his best tool in both work and love. He can make his enemies tell him what he needs to know, and he can make you squirm and scream with pleasure thanks to his words and physical ministrations. He never cared about how things tasted before you came along, now you're his favorite dish. 'Cause you're a goddamn snack.
- His favorite body part of yours is your back. He loves to see you arch your back in pleasure, and everytime you tease him by showing him a little bit of your back, he just has to find a good excuse to run his fingers down it and get you naked.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
- He loves coming in your mouth when you're giving him head. Seeing you on your knees, open mouth and getting his come all over your tongue and lips is a lovely sight while he orgasms.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
- He has seen Nobunaga have sex with some concubines once, and he hasn't been able to shake the image of Nobunagas erect cock and how majestic it looked. Sometimes the thought of it flutters by, and a tiny part of him gets nervous that if you would see Nobunaga naked, you'd wanna fuck him. Nobunaga is the one man he'd like to not have to compete with.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
- He knows what he's doing. He has broken a lot of hearts and pleasured a lot of horny women who's had the hots for him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
- His favorite position is when you beg him, screaming, to fuck you or make you come while your legs are spread wide, and he can slam into you because you're wet like the ocean and soft like goddamn. Fucking you from behind in that position is lovely, so he can come on your beautiful back.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
- Mitsuhide is not the goofy type, but he's not stoneface serious all the time you have sex. He is Mr. Tease after all.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
- He has his lovely silver hair that shines in the sun, and looks gorgeous in the moonlight. He is a vision to behold on a full moon night. He's always clean, and let's just say that his hands are always kept in good condition, with all the things you two do they have to be.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
- Every slap on your ass is dealt out with love, every bite mark he leaves is done with the greatest affection, and every kiss is telling you how much he appreciates you. All his toying with you doesn't look romantic, but there is a strong bond between you in the act.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
- Sometimes when he has an elaborate sexy scheme that takes several days for him to play out, he has to jerk off a lot to bare with the tension of holding out on you. In those scenarios, he has been masturbating more than once at his desk when he starts to lose focus on all the letters he has to read and write. He'll start seeing you instead, naked on his dick, or moaning his name, crying out for him to go harder, and then he'll have to pull out his hard dick and get to work, if he's ever going to be able to do warlord work again.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
- He is a dominant one this Mitsuhide, and he loves to direct you in both body and mind. His favorite way of dominating you is to make you do as he says, no matter how arduous the task is. It makes him feel good since he feels like he succeeds to make you know that it will serve you greatly in the end if you just do as he says. It's your show of trust in him that flatters him deeply.
- A thing you've been practicing a lot lately is orgasm control, and his big goal is to make you come on command during a war council. Just thinking about whispering the words "come, now" to you while Nobunaga or Hideyoshi talks makes him warm and tingly inside. He's very curious about how you'll handle his command under that circumstance, but he's sure anything you do will be very pleasing and entertaining.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
- At his and your place, where you have all your toys and familiar surroundings. That way he can plan what you'll do.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
- You being bratty is a big turn on, because then he wants to break you and make you fold, and he instantly starts plotting how to do that. It can be that you start teasing him and try to leave him horny with an inconvenient timing, misinterpreting commands on purpose that he gives you, not answering his teasing with the results he expected, or just plainly saying no with a mischievous smirk and walking away.
- Another thing that motivates him is to see you fully succumb to your own desires, and to make you feel safe enough to fully follow his lead with total trust. When he sees the look on your face at the crescendo of a scenario he's come up with in his head, he feel so much love and desire that it's at those times that he himself unravels and becomes bare.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
- He wouldn't gag you, he loves hearing your voice too much. He's not interested in food play since he doesn't feel the taste of it, so it just feels useless and unnecessary.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
- He is between your legs A LOT, and he's good at it. He's made you squirt more than on one occasion. You're no stranger to throwing lips to his dick either, but he's down on you more often than the other way around.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
- Oh he can do all the paces. He is a master at control, and there's nothing like it when he finally fucks you with his dick after you've begged for half an hour, but then he does it achingly slow so you almost cry because it's driving you crazy. The look on your face makes his own restraint worth it for him. But when it's time to pick up the pace? Then he can really let loose and pound you until you're a puddle.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
- He likes quickies as a tool to make you frustrated and impossibly horny in whatever scheme he has at the moment. He doesn't always admit it, but sometimes he just wants to fuck you real bad too.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
- Oh he likes experimenting, mostly on you though. He wants to challenge you a lot, and see what sticks, what makes you tick. He's usually down for your suggestions as well, but if they involve you dominating him in some way, it usually ends up with him directing you anyways, because it's just in his genes by now.
S = Sexiness (do people find them sexy or not? and if they do, in what way?)
- A lot of people find Mitsuhide sexy. He has a very mysterious bad boy aura around him, and he's good at talking and teasing. Many women gossip in town about how hot Mitsuhide is, swooning about his grace and silver tongue (and hair). They consider you lucky, but they have no idea how you manage to have a stable relationship with such a seemingly cold man.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
- Yes. Oh yes. If you were a couple in the modern time, you would go to the sex toys shop every month to browse anything new they got in. But in the good old Sengoku times you have some paddles, beautiful nice rope, blindfolds, butt and vagina plugs. The toys are mostly used by him on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
- He IS Mr. Tease. He started teasing you the first second he saw you, and haven't quit that habit since. It's just that it has changed form into suggestive and outright naughty teasing, it amuses him greatly whenever he can make you blush so hard he knows the whole of future Japan sees it.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
- Mitsuhide is often very well put together when he's toying with you, mostly talking to you, commanding and teasing you. But when the heat turns up and you're fucking vividly, he starts groaning, and if you surprise him with some unexpected sexy bratty behaviour or he succeeds in making you lose yourself completely, then he falls apart and starts moaning and grunting like crazy. He purrs a lot when he eats you out, a wonderfully low sexy purr that vibrates through your cunt in the nicest way.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
- He is great at juggling.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
- He just looks good, you know?
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
- It goes up and down, like for most people. When you've had a really good session, he gets into a streak of horniness because good sex feeds the appetite.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
- He always makes sure you feel good and are alright, he takes aftercare seriously, and he wants to be with you for a while before you fall asleep. Most often you fall asleep together.