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Jonah is a smart guy. He knows what to do and obey the law… Before he is wanted by the fbi. Jonah is a smart person, he doesn't look at a tree and climb it for no apparent reason. Because he and his bestie westie for lifers are smart individuals despite being wanted by the fbi.
Jonah is not a smart guy; he starts climbing a tree for no reason.
“Dude what the fuck,” Adam yells watching his bestie westie for lifers climbing a tree.
“Trust me on this one Adam! My spidey senses are tingling,” Jonah yelled back at his bestie westie for lifers.
Adam chooses not to… question his friends' reasoning. Actually he shouldn't have at all when Jonah started yelling to stop the car just to climb a tree. The tree in question isn't even that special. It's just a normal single tree on the side of the highway.
Jonah is slowly climbing the tree, it's either because he isn't great at climbing trees or it's his spidey senses telling him too. Climbing slowly and grabbing the branches that are about to break, but God has favorites and Jonah today is one of them.
“JONAH,” Adam yelled.
“WHAT,” Jonah yelled back.
“GET DOWN FROM THERE WE WASTED LIKE 2 HOURS,” Adam yelled, sounding annoyed.
Jonah rolled his eyes in response and continued slowly climbing the tree. He's not even close to the top.
“YOUR AN IDIOT YOU KNOW?!” Adam yelled, sounding defeated. Before Jonah could reply the damn emo fucker went inside the car.
Jonah, Now offended and heartbroken. Started climbing the tree way faster. Why? I have 0 clue I'm just the narrator. Anyways Jonah finally climbed to the top of the tree. Feeling so proud of himself that he even started dancing.
But Jonah's spidey senses have betrayed him. A light beaming from the sky directly at Jonah. Adam in the car witnessing this flabbergasted left the car quickly as he can.
“JONAH”
The dumbass on the tree didn't respond because he's being petty.
“JONAH YOU ASSHOLE GET OFF THE TREE NOW”
The said asshole is still being petty.
“JONAH I SWEAR TO GOD-”
Then Jonah started ascending to the light while fortnite dancing. Poor Adam just witnessed his bestie westie go to heaven while /e dancing.