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it was a normal day in the sumerian rainforest headquarters. collei was feeling ... hungy. she likes cheese and the mac but who would make it for her???? "papa!!" collei screams. "HHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWHATATATATATAT", yelled back suburban father cyno. tighnari grumbles in the kitchen. "DAMN KIDS I SWEAR..." cyno moans. "papa dog i want mac n cheese, go get me some milk for the creammmmy cheese dish." collei says while her limbs expand. tighnari collapses on the floor due to low blood sugar. " DAMN KIDS I SWEAR. STOP DYIN AND GET UP" cyno says as he waddles due to his pot belly. " thank u daddy" collei says cutely.
6 YEARS LATER
he never came back with the mac n cheese cream and collei and tighnari are dead the end.