Chapter Text
Ram was currently sitting on a sofa, trying to read her book.
Emphasis on the word trying.
Because try as she might, she just couldn’t concentrate. Not with that massive ruckus going on upstairs, which was still continuing on. For another hour.
It didn’t help that not only was it distracting, but rather traumatizing as well.
“Yes! Yes! More Subaru-kun! More!! D-Don’t stop! Oh yes!! Harder!! Aaaggnnhn~!!”
Her sweet, innocent sister. Currently being defiled and tainted by the hands of her hero. Although Ram was happy for Rem that she finally got what she wanted, that didn’t mean she wanted to be a witness to it.
Unfortunately though, it seemed as though this would be something of a regular occurrence. The first time was always the tamest, and if this was their first time, Ram couldn’t help but shudder at the thought of what was to come.
“Please! Ke-Keep going!! Aaggnnhaggh!! S-So clooosee!! Subaru-kuuun! I’m gonn—AAAGGHNNN~!!!”
Loud thumps rang out throughout the mansion, each one more powerful and striking than the last. Ram grimaced as her sister’s screams of pleasure echoed through the entirety of the mansion, alongside a rather high-pitched whine that no doubt belonged to her lover in bed. She never figured Barusu to be a screamer, but that still wasn’t necessarily information she ever wanted to know.
“I-Is it over?” Hiding behind a couch with his hat covering his entire face, Otto peeked his head out to see if it was safe to come out yet.
Ram gulped. “I believe so. That was the sixth time they have…reached their peak. I believe they are done for the night.”
Otto sighed with relief. “Oh, thank goodness.” This too, was rather traumatizing for him. Otto was good friends with both Subaru and Rem, but that didn’t mean he wanted to hear their screams and moans of ecstasy as they engaged in a night of passionate pleasure. He always saw something like that as something that was supposed to be private. Something to be shared between the ones participating in the sensual act and them alone.
But apparently, that wasn’t the case for the sharp-eyed knight and the blue-haired oni.
“Well, it should be safe for us to resume our regular activities. I believe Frederica-san can fetch the children from Arlam village and have them come back to—“
“Again! Let’s go again!”
“Oh no!” Otto nearly sobbed as the loud thumping and creaking of the bed started up again. Just how high were these two’s stamina?!
“This hurts. This genuinely hurts,” Ram said in a defeated tone. Once again hearing the uproarious moans and shouts of Subaru and Rem, Ram decided to ditch her book and just sit up on the sofa with her hands cupped over her ears. Otto did the same, hiding behind the couch in hopes that it would block out at least some of the noise ringing in the mansion.
“Ah! Ah! Oh yes!! Subaru-kun! It feels so good! Yes! Yes! Oh my~! AAAGGHNN!!”
“Od. Why must you torture Ram so?” Ram pleaded. She begged whatever higher being existed out there to just let them take a break and cease their activities for the night, but from the sound of it, they didn’t even sound halfway done.
Unexpectedly, Frederica then walked into the room Ram and Otto were sitting in. The room farthest away from the action they most desperately wanted to avoid.
“Subaru-sama and Rem-san are…still going at it. Huh?” Her face wasn’t what it used to be. Instead of the usual cheerful and elegant expression she gave, Frederica now looked more similar to that of a traumatized war veteran than that of a maid.
She didn’t need an answer for her rhetorical question, of course. As Rem and Subaru both gave long, loud moans in unison as they reached their seventh climax for that night.
“Frederica-san? Do you have earplugs?” Otto asked. “This cotton isn’t working.”
Frederica sighed as she shook her head. “Apologies, Otto-sama. But earplugs don’t seem to do the trick.” She then revealed that she herself had been wearing earplugs all along. “They only block out ten percent of the noise. I can still hear everything quite clearly.”
Otto gulped at that information. It was starting to get very tempting for him to up and jump out the window at this point. Especially when Subaru began to chant an erotic mantra.
“Rem! Rem! You’re so tight! Rem! So soft! So—Hnng~!”
“As if my sister’s cries weren’t enough. Now I have to suffer through Barusu’s loud exclamations,” Ram groaned. The thuds and thumps continued even after their latest orgasms. It was a miracle the bed hasn’t broken yet.
A few more minutes of uninterrupted sex noises, the remaining members of the mansion’s residents entered the room. Those being Roswaal and Emilia.
Unlike the other three, Roswaal and Emilia seemed less bothered by the whole ordeal. Or at least that’s how they looked on the outside.
On the inside, Roswaal was dying. Having to deal with this was absolutely soul-crushing and mind-breaking to him. But he couldn’t show it. So he just put on a poker face and hoped that it was enough to convince everyone that he wasn’t suffering just as much as they were.
On the other hand, Emilia genuinely wasn’t as traumatized as the rest. Instead, the look behind her eyes only showed one emotion. Determination. After hearing what was going on upstairs between Rem and Subaru, she swore that she would match up with Rem’s endurance and stamina and give Subaru an equal or better night for him to remember.
“Ahhn! Aagghn!! AGGHHAAANNNGH!!!” At long last, Rem gave one last final cry as she reached the peak of her pleasure.
“HNNNGAAGGH!!” And Subaru did as well.
And that was that. The horrifically traumatizing night (except for Rem and Subaru at least) was over.
A few minutes later, both Rem and Subaru came down stairs with serene smiles on their faces.
“Hehe, sorry if you guys heard any of that,” Subaru apologized.
“We uhh…apologize for any damages that we created,” Rem said bashfully, yet also proudly. The bed they had been using was thoroughly destroyed now.
Emilia just pumped her fists in determination, while everyone else sighed in relief.
They would have to hire a therapist soon.
Especially since they knew that this wouldn’t be the last time this would happen.
A fact clearly evident by the way Subaru and Rem stared lovingly into each other’s eyes. Already anticipating their next night.