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LASZLO:
There’s going to be a wedding
A wedding in the dark.
There’s going to be a marriage
And everyone will ask,
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night.
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?
NADJA:
Will he touch all her feel good spots?
LASZLO:
Will he get her feeling nice and hot?
It’s going to be a hit or miss.
NADJA:
Can Nandor even find the clitoris?
Will he make her go Ah Ah Ah Ah??
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?
NADJA:
Nandor’s relentless in the bed,
But is he relentless at giving head?
Marwa, baby, if you find you still need more,
Come knock on me & my Laszlo’s door
And we’ll make you go Ah Ah Ah Ah!
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?
LASZLO:
Time for a toast so raise your glass.
Cheers to the newly wed couple, may your love last.
To everyone else here tonight, we hope you’ve had a blast
May we all go home with our favorite piece of ass!
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
NADJA:
I think Nandor might, on the wedding night
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
LASZLO:
If his cock feels right, and her pussy is tight?
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
The wedding night, the wedding night
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
NADJA:
I think Nandor might, and he might give her a bite.
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night?
LASZLO:
He isn’t quite so bright, but his cock is a sight.
BOTH:
Who will cum first on the wedding night~~?
May they fuck until daylight!