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Ebrius Stultus

Summary:

this is a very short fic with how i imagine the resident evil characters to be like when drunk. im new to the resident evil-verse so i only used the characters i know of.

Notes:

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Chris Redfield:
•Red faced, energetic,
•laughing alot trying to dance and falling on his ass multiple times.
•trying to make everyone laugh by cracking jokes and other dumb shit.
• just generally a fun drunk to be around.

Leon Kennedy:
•Quiet drunk.
•slurring his words glassy eyed
•does this weird thing where he'll stare at girls he finds attractive for uncomfortably long amounts of time
•then hide his face and giggle to himself like a school girl

Claire Redfield:
•exactly like her drunk brother.
•loud, dancing at every song that plays, sometimes grabbing Jill, dragging her to the dance floor, and breaking it down together

Jill Valentine:
•this girl looooves to SING!
•she'll walk up to people and just start singing random song lyrics.
•she'll go from very happy and cutesy to sad and ugly crying about things shes seen and done while working in the BSAA

Carlos Olivera:
•siiiing
•will sing out of tune drunk karaoke
•will sing parts of well known spanish songs and grab the nearest person and spin them around in an attempt to dance
•basically the drunk uncle

Wesker: •the second he feels himself start to get tipsy he will exit the room. •man will just straight up adjust his shades and leave.

Notes:

Fun Fact: due to the body's natural decomposition process, a zombie apocalypse would be virtually impossible. trust me im a board certified zombie-ologist