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Image of the title card: In the center are Rhys Darby, Taika Waititi, and Will Arnett. Above Rhys is the text "Suave but stiff." and the handwritten text "(if only)". Above Taika is the text "Aloof. Unavailable. Cold." and the handwritten text "(a snog would be choice though...)". Above Will is the text "Gorgeous and my boss." and the handwritten text "(must NOT sleep with him!)". Underneath the photos are the actors' names and the title "Edward Teach's Diary." An Our Flag Means Death SM/AMAU by @cereslenoirfic and @stabbyturtle. Contains: Comedy, romance, questionable choice of boyfriends, better choice of boyfriends, chainsmoking, bad singing, supportive friends, an overbearing mum-friend, quality 80s and 90s music, tooth-rotting fluff. Rated R for sexual situations and strong language.
Character Twitter Profiles
Twitter Bio for Ed Teach. The header image is a group of friends toasting with beer bottles. The handle is @bornonabeach. The bio reads Cool. Unavailable. Crack up. His location is set to London, England. His birthday is listed as Nov 9, 1975. He is following 291 accounts and has 348 followers.
Twitter bio for Stede Bonnet, Q.C. His header image is of the Supreme Court of the United Kingdom. His handle is @StedeBonnet. His profile reads Human Rights Barrister. Views are my own. RTs are not endorsements. His location is listed as London, England and his birthday as Jul 29, 1974. He is following 515 accounts and has 4,550 followers.
Twitter bio for Jack Rackham. The header image is a speedboat on the water. His handle is @jackofalltrades. His bio reads Editor-in-Chief at Kingston Press. A total disaster with a husky voice and a bad personality. His location is set to London, England and his birthday is May 28, 1970. He is following 485 accounts and has 876 followers.
Twitter bio for Izzy Hands. His header image is of two wolves howling. His handle is @handsonman. His bio reads Too old for this shit. His location is set to Putney, England and his birthday is June 25, 1966. He is following 33 accounts and has 86 followers.
Twitter bio for Frenchie. His header image is the Egyptian pyramids with UFOs hovering over them. His handle is @frenchietoastie. His bio reads The Truth is out there (alien emoji). His location is set to London, England and his birthday is Sep 10, 1984. He is following 358 accounts and he has 245 followers.
Twitter bio for Lucius Spriggs. His handle is @luciusspriggs. His header image is of a villa covered in pink flowers. His bio reads Yes, I'm that guy who sang that song (wink emoji). His location is set to London, England and his birthday is Aug 8, 1992. He follows 2,135 accounts and has 8,797 followers.
Twitter bio for Jim. Their header image is a vintage photo of dykes on bikes. Their handle is @enbyinengland. Their bio reads They/them. Journalist. Cara de pocos amigos. Their location is set to London, England and their birthday is Nov 28, 1991. They are following 108 accounts and have 352 followers.
Twitter bio for Oluwande. His header image is the London night sky. His handle is @realdealteal. His bio reads Finance bro by day, chill bro by night. His location is London, England and his birthday is Dec 30, 1991. He is following 225 accounts and has 138 followers.