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A little emo cat was crying emo tears and pissing his emo pants at the shoreline of a lake, very sad 😔😔😔😔
"Oh Squiwwelflightt 🥺🥺🥺🥺 why don't you lovve me 🥺🥺🥺🥺"
Suddenly, a deep, very attractive voice came out of nowhere!!1!!
"Who's this 🤨🤨?"
The emo boy turned to see- oh em gee, it's Hawkfrost of RiverClan!! What's a RiverClan warrior doing here????
"Hey I heard your extremely misogynistic thoughts at the last gathering, I was thinking that your redditor vibes + my sigma male grindset would work well together! Wanna fuck shit up??"
"Oh em gee yess 😍😍😍😍😍" said the emo warrior. It turns out that he secretly wanted to be with the striking. hot, hunk. well-formed. well-proportioned, alluring, handsome, gorgeous, dishy, pretty, nice-looking, knockout, tasty, noble, robust, dapper, elegant, stylish, beautiful, clean-cut, graceful, smooth, aristocratic, majestic, appealing, charismatic, enchanting tom this whole time. Oh yeah obligatory make out session. They like, twist their heads to the side like that one scene in Despicable Me 2
-so anyways fucking timeskip-
The em- uh, gray furred cat dashed into clan camp.
"Firestar is wwounded! I need helpp!"
Leafpool, Squirrelflight, and some other irrelevant characters dashed too the lake, only to find...
"Brambleclaw."
"It wasn't me 🥺 I swear-"
"Brambleclaw, what is in your mouth."
"soooooooo... I might have impaled my brother, woopsies 🥺🥺🥺"
what?
Ashfur thought to himself as he paced over to the limp body.
How could the chadiest of chads be killed by his pathetic brother?
The other warriors helped Firestar up on his feet while Ashfur sobbed over his boy best friend's still body. Only Squirrelflight had noticed.
"Ashfur what the fuck are you doing 🤨"
"Nothing bestie 😍😍 <3"
I'm going kill that bitch myself.
and then boom power of three arc idk man Warriors lore is craaaaaazy