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[SCRIPT START]
[Setting/ambience: music festival, crowd nearby, rain hitting tent]
A: Hey, where’d your friend go? The rain is getting worse. We should hang tight until it slows down.
B: It was a bummer that the early performances got rained out. I think she went to score some grass.
A: Aww I'd have given her some bread if she was gonna score.
B: She’s pretty shot down right now; her old guy was giving her grief about not being experienced. So I think she’s trying to get her head together.
A: That’s messed up, babe. Men really suck sometimes! Well, this concert has been no man's land; maybe she can find herself in the music tonight when the rain dies down.
B: It’s gonna be a gas so hopefully she can just turn in and tune out.
A: (Seductively, slowly) Well since it's raining…and we’re all alone in this tent…maybe we could tune in and turn on?
B: (Giggles) Mmm sweet foxy baby, show me how much you missed me…
[Sounds of them making out blend in with the rain, clothes start to get removed]
A: (Moaning, kissing) I'm so tired of boys who are all show and no go…I have needed you so bad…give me some sugar, sweetling…
B: (Moaning) Oh God, I haven’t had anyone go down on me since…well, since last time I saw you…
[Cooch munching noises start]
B: (Moaning more) Oh please, I am giving you exactly…3 hours to stop that (giggles and moans)
A: (While munching the cooch) Oh only 3 hours? (Slurp slurp) Why don’t you give me all day?
B: Because I don’t know when my friend will be back and she really needs–oh god, don’t stop! (moans)
A: Aww poor baby, you’re wound so tight…let me help you unwind (cooch munching noises)
B: MMMM please…don’t stop, I needed this (moans intensify)
A: Wouldn’t dream of it. (licks and suck) Mmmm you taste like sweet strawberry wine…
B: Oh God…fuck I think I’m gonna cum already!
A: That’s alright, baby. We’re just getting started!
[Improv to more cooch munch and orgasm]
A: Ooh baby you were so needy and you made a mess all over my face… (whispers) You think we should let her know we know she’s been watching us?
B: (Coming down, panting) Awww don’t make her self conscious!
B: (Calling out the listener) It’s ok sweetie, we were just…
[pause]
Wha? No, it’s ok we're just open like that–
[pause]
Yes I do have a boyfriend back at college…
But this is different; he knows that she fulfills things and teaches me things about my body that he can't…
A: It’s ok, we won't bite…unless you want us to. (Laughs) Now come in and out of the rain! This tent is huge!
[Listener enters the tent]
B: Just get comfy, it’s okay.
[Pause]
B: Of course you can ask me anything!
B: Yeah I am into girls AND boys and you know it’s like…love is free!
We love who we love and there is no wrong way to love as long as we're adults and consent and communicate.
A: Which is more than I can say for my ex; he was a terrible lay. And had no clue how to talk about his feelings!
B: Are you ok? Do you need some time?
Oh, you were curious?
About what sweetie?
Oh, about what we were doing?
A: Well sometimes a boy won’t know how to…get us to the finish line so we practice racing together, if you catch my drift?
B: (Giggles) Don’t listen to her. Sexuality can be fluid; it's ok to explore what makes your heart happy…
A: Is that what you were curious about?
[Pause]
Oh! Like you were looking for more experience! Well, sweetling, you have come to the right place
If you're comfortable…we could share so much with you.
[Pause]
B: Wha? Like you really haven’t had much experience? Well that’s ok; you’re totally fine, baby.
[Pause]
A: Yes we can ALL participate! That actually brings us to lesson one: love doesn’t just have to be 1 on 1, and it's not just with boys, babygirl.
B: Love is free, remember?
(Moves closer to the listener, whispers in her ear) Always remember that.
[B kisses the listener softly]
B: Okay sweetling, we can continue and you can watch and learn or we can continue and you can join?
A: (Giggles) She wants to watch! Well, then we better put on a real show for her hot stuff.
Let me lie back and get comfy since it’s my turn and you need to show this little fawn what pleases…
[B starts munching A’s cooch]
(Moaning) OH GOD that’s right, show her how it's done. Yessss, nice, eager, and steady…
B: [Cunnilingus sounds in between]
MMM see, sweetling…the clit should be paid attention to…
Steady, sweet and hungry…lick, taste, and explore…watch their reactions…
Sometimes you’ll hear there’s a technique…like put your tongue here or suck there…but I think that’s mostly bullshit…
A: (In between moans) Mmmhm it’s all about finding what they like…what makes…them… (more moans)
B: (Giggles) See?
[Cooch munch continues for a little bit longer]
A: And don't be afraid to– (growls) Guide them! [Sounds of slight struggle]
Grab the hair and make them go where you want; this is supposed to be about fun, supposed to…MMMPH…be about…MMMMM…Pleasure…
B: (Still licking/sucking) Very true: have fun and take turns, guide your partner and let your partner guide you.
A: If you don’t… (cries out) Like something… (more moaning, panting heavily)
You make it happen. It can be sooooo far out when you and your partner….
OH my fucking god…that feels good…
B: See? Steady works; you can slow or you can speed, but keep it steady when you find their sweet spots and they’ll go crazy!
A: (Almost to orgasm) Fuck, I missed playing with you! Don’t stop; I’m getting close… (whimpers, moans)
B: (Moaning a little while she keeps licking/sucking) See power can shift, pleasure can shift. Pay attention to your lover, what pleases them and what pleases you…
[Cooch munch intensifies]
A: Mmmph oh God, oh God, oh God, I’m so close…please don't stop… (cries out) Right there!! Right there, fuck yes!!
[Improv to orgasm]
B: (Happy) See, little fawn, it’s easy when you pay attention and aren't afraid of their pleasure…or yours…
A: (Panting, coming down) Mmhmm…Fuck, that was intense. Far out. Fuck.
B: Hmm, sweetling, I know that look. (Slowly, a little teasing) The look of a woman who wants to try something…new…
A: A woman who wants to be…free…
B: Do you want this, sweetling? We promise we’ll take very good care of you.
A: Mmhmm, come here and lie back onto my lap, rest your head against my chest…
B: And let me work on your threads…
[A starts kissing the listener while B starts taking off the listener’s clothes]
B: (Turned on) Fuck, I’m so jazzed you wanna do this with us. You’re gorgeous…
A: (In between kisses) And foxy…mmm fuck The Man, no one can tell me this is wrong.
B: (Kissing down the listener’s body) That’s right. Just gotta tune out…and tune into how… (giggles) wet you are!
A: (Giggles) And the way you moan while I play with these unreal tits…you like this, sweetling?
[Wet sounds start as B starts playing with the listener]
B: I know you do. Mmm…can I have a taste? You want to know how it feels, huh?
[Cooch munch starts slowly]
B: How good it can feel…when it’s done by someone who knows what’s what…
A: (Giggles) You definitely do, baby!
B: (Laughs while munching) Fuck, I’m lucky…get to have two beauties in one night? Far fucking out…
[Continue B eating the listener out while A plays with her and kisses her for a little longer until it’s almost time for the listener to cum]
B: (With a mouth full of pussy) Mmm you’re about to burst, aren’t you?
A: I think she is! (Kissing the listener) Aren’t you, sweetling? Aren’t you gonna bust for us?
[Cooch munch intensifies]
A + B: [Improv more cooch munch and encouraging her to cum for you]
A: (Soothing) Easy there, sweetling, I gotchu. Just rest against me, that’s it.
B: You came so hard. [Kisses her] How was that?
[Pause]
A + B: (Both laugh)
B: Love the fab review!
A: You were so good for us!
[Pause]
B: Oh sweetling, of course! We’re just getting started!
A: Mhmm, this rain’s not letting up any time soon and we got so much more to show you!
B: We got all night, all the time in the world…
[Kissing sounds from both A and B]
B: Remember, love is free…
A: …And so are we.
[Gradually fade out: kissing sounds, rain, nearby crowd]
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