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The group of first years were studying in the library. Ace and Deuce were sitting next to each other studying for History of Magic, Jack was on the other side of them studying for alchemy. Suddenly Epel bursts through the door. He has a mischievous smile wearing some sunglasses. He walked over to the table the other first years were at, swinging car keys in his hand.
“Guess who just grabbed the keys to Vil’s car,” He said. Ace and Deuce quickly set down their books and looked at Epel in shock.
“Did you really steal your housewarden’s car keys?” Jack asked as he set down his book.
Epel nodded, “But he won’t realize that they are gone. Do y’all wanna take a ride?”
“Hell yeah!” Ace shouted. Epel and the rest of the first years left the library. They walked to the hall of mirrors.
“Alright, this should take us to Vil’s hometown. Let’s go,” Epel said before he stepped through the mirror. Ace and Deuce followed after. Jack was hesitant but he followed behind them.
Once they went through they came up to a fancy white car.
“Get in boys we are going on a trip,” Epel said as he got into the driver’s seat. Jack got into the passenger seat and Ace and Deuce got in the back.
“Epel, you have your license right?” Jack asked.
“Of course, I have my license,” Epel said as he started the car, “Now buckle up everyone!”
The boys in the car didn’t have too much time to put on their seat belts since right after Epel said that he started speeding down the road.
“Hey Epel, slow down!” Jack shouted.
“Why? We are fine, let's have some fun!” Epel shouted as he sped up. Soon they came upon a sharp turn.
“Alright everyone, lean to the right!” Epel shouted as he turned the car. Out of fear, Jack grabbed onto the handle that is on top of the side of the car. Ace and Deuce were screaming but they seemed like they were having fun and Epel was laughing his ass off.
“Epel please stop the car!” Jack shouted with fear.
“We are fine,” Epel said as he kept driving.
After a few minutes of driving, Epel returned back where they started and parked the car. Once they all got out of the car, waiting for them were Pomefiore’s Housewarden and Vice housewarden.
Rook seemed to be laughing a bit while Vil was glaring at Epel.
“Ah it seems like that is our cue to go,” Ace said as he, Deuce, and Jack ran off. Epel gave Vil a look of confusion for not going after them.
“I have already contacted their housewardens so they will deal with them,” Vil said, “As for you, you will be getting a punishment I have never given any of my students before.”
“Ah Roi de Poison you don’t have to go so hard on him, he was just having fun,” Rook said.
“He stole my car Rook, I don’t even know how he got my keys,” Vil said. After that Rook covered his mouth to stop himself from laughing.
“I guess we will never know,” Rook said as he winked at Epel.