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rufioh/dirk 1on 1 hot shitet mnnmhn man
oky so
once upon a tiem
Dirkk strider was just hanging out. Like usual bc he fly as fuc. SO anway, he was a weeaboo. ANd weeaboos watch anjimieei so he was watchin som e salior mmoon. and then .ALL OF THE SUDDEN A RED PORTAL OPENED UP FOMR HIS CIELING!!!
Drik gasps as a bull honrnened gray person drops down. the bull was wearing his sa1lor moon cosplay. tuxedo mask
Dick gasped”Why is te greatTuxedoo mArsk doinfg in mee rooomm.???”
He thought that Tuxedo mushk was only in anmine??
“yes 1 am tuxedo mask… uh… yea… um no 1t’s just cospaly” the troll shrugged
derik1k gasped “such cool cospllay… 1 would so bottom for you.”
THEN,,, dirk flash stepped into his uranus cosplay.
“woah doll… awesome cosplay”
“Thanks!!Kawaii sparkles desuu~”
“1 would so bottom for u…” said ru1oh
Drik gasped, “we should both bottom”
dIrk sighed but also gasped,,, “Howw??”
rufioh ejaculated, “BY LAYING ON THE FLOOR?”
“Perfesct!!!OKyy so”
dirkd lays down.”Take meh tooxefdoo musk~~~!!!”
rufruf also laid on the floor, ‘uranus shall b min”
so they began to bottom for each udder
shut up it works
AND THEN DIRK WAS LIKE OOOO MR NITRAM
AND RUFIIIS WAS LIKE
HOW U KNO ME NAMEWA??
and DIck was like “
mmuhhgng shut up and fuck
roofies: k
Yami Roofioh was like, “dick, gay is legal. my wand can make miracles”
we never had time to count the starts
so romancer
and it was gud
and gay sailor babas were burn
krid celled up jaku: “joke, i’m have 300 gay babs with tuxmask trol man.”
jape was liek, “noooooooooooooo” and went on wit he life
and then dirk woke up
“k bad dr”
THA ERND
shit ind*
*end