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2022-11-06
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2022-11-06
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Alex and Morgan being evil idiots

Summary:

"You want me to transport us back to the viking age so that you can, and I quote 'find Tall Fight's ancestors and kill them'?" Alex raises their eyebrows as they speak.

"Yes, exactly! Can you?"
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or, the crackfic where Morgan wants to murder and Alex just likes his hoard.

This is Alex, ITS NOT A HOARD.

Notes:

S tier is named Alex and goes by They/them pronouns in this fic!
D tier is named Morgan and goes by he/him pronouns in this fic!
Thank you, happy anniversary and happy reading :D

Chapter 1: crack, anyone?

Chapter Text

"You want me to do what?" Alex asked, blinking a few times in confusion.

"Well, you heard me! Don't act as if you can't do it!" Morgan defended, a hopeful glint in his eyes as Alex started smiling fondly.

"You want me to transport us back to the viking age so that you can, and I quote 'find Tall Fight's ancestors and kill them'?" Alex raises their eyebrows as they speak.

"Yes, exactly! Can you?" Morgan pleads, his best smile turned to 110%.

"Will you beg?" Alex requested, only half joking. It would be funny, seeing Morgan beg for it.

"No." However, Morgan is as stubborn as a mule, apparently. If Alex were in a fanfiction, they would definitely strangle him, but they’re not. Too bad.

Alex held Morgan’s eyes to try and convince him, trying to make puppy eyes for an honestly quite embarrassing amount of time before they sighed and looked away. It was cause they were bored, definitely not because Morgan’s eyes were just a small, tiny, infinitesimal amount of stunning. Of course not. Alex sighed.

"Worth a shot. So, you want to go back in time?"

"Yes, will you use your power to do it?" Morgan pleaded, “If not I guess I could ask Chad to borrow the new time travel machine…”

“No! No, I’ll do it!” Alex smiles and chuckles darkly. "Why go through the trouble of getting us there, though, when I can bring them to you?" they snap their fingers and nothing happens.

"Um…"

"Oh! So um… I might've traveled them to the exact place that they were-” Alex began sheepishly,

“-Which is somewhere in Scandinavia-” Morgan intercepted, sounding and looking resigned.

“So maybe it’s time for a vacation?" They continued, ending the statement as a question- Maybe that wasn’t the smartest idea after all…