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User Sword_master has created the chat
User Sword_master has named the chat the boar and his problems
User Sword_master has added users RedCasanova69, Falcon_Knight, and SweetMage to The boar and his problems.
Sword_master: can someone do something about the boar? His nearly constant need to sing his wife's praise to anyone who will listen to him is starting to get annoying.
Falcon_Knight: leave him be Felix
RedCasanova69: so the man loves his wife there are worse vices in this world
Sword_master: like yours?
RedCasanova69: harsh my brother from another mother and this isn't about me its about Dimitri
SweetMage: I think its cute. How much he loves her.
Sword_master: the boar has made internet fame with his latest stunt.
Falcon_Knight: What stunt Felix
RedCasanova69: oh I saw this one
Falcon_Knight: elaborate Sylvain
RedCasanova69: so you guys know that Dimitri went to comic con to see byleth's panel right
Falcon_Knight: yes but how did he get internet famous out of that?
RedCasanover69: well byleth ended up coming out in costume ond doing her little dog and pony show and towards the end Dimitri yells out i love you from the front row and byleth breaks character and goes you better love me I am your wife. She then bent down to kiss him and then the crowd lost it.
Sword_master: the boar made that into a gif and its now his screen saver
Sweetmage: aww. That is so cute.
Falcon_Knight: i concur. Thats adorable.
RedCasanovea69: it looks like you are alone in your disdain Felix
Sword_master: why an i the only one that sees the problem here