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Kayn was sitting under a tree, resting his mind. He put his bloody weapon aside, trying to keep his mind off from literal fucking demon inside the scythe. Anyways, it doesnt really bother him that much, he enjoyed talking to him sometimes. Thinking back, he never had company. Its not like he hates company but..having someone to talk to is good. In his teenage years he spent all his time practicing to impress his master, zed. Zed would always tell him he'd better off alone just like he did. Zed once decided wanted to be the bad guy so he left shen and his father, stealing the cursed shadows and what did he got? Stronger. Kayn would always take it as an advice. Zed was right. He used to being alone anyways, until he found the cursed scythe. Till now people think hes crazy, hes a guy living with a darkin and the worst thing is they cannot hear rhaast. So when theyre having a conversation people would look at him with sympathy.
His thinking were interuppted by the darkin "hey hey kayn."
He opened his eyes turning his head to it.
"What is it Rhaast?" Said kayn with annoyed tone. "I have a question for you." Rhaast sounds suspicious but he always had been. "What? A quiz on why i should let you conquer my body again?"
"Well- yes but not now. Just hear me out"
"Fine what?" It cant be that bad.
"Have you ever pleasure yourself?"
"What kind of stupid question is that Rhaast? Of course! We do it together each time we kill our enemy! You love it dont you?" Kayn smirked. He grab the scythe and place it infront of him.
"Obviously. But not that! I mean like your sexual pleasure"
Now it is weird. Why is a demon who craves bloods and is trying to take over his body asking this?..
"Is this another trick for you to get inside me again?" He brushed it off, rhaast always make dumb jokes.
"No, its like a genuine question."
"Um. Well then..i dont think i have?...since in my teenage years i spent my time with master Zed so i never had the time for those." Rhaast grunts, he HATES the name zed. "Well understandable..you are a bit of a lunatic." He chuckled between his lines.
"Shut the hell up Rhaast. Its not like you banged a woman before." He pouted.
"Obvs i have you fucking virgin. Female and male darkins, demons, monsters,succubis, anything thats fuckable you name it. Im pansexual."
"What the hell is a pansexual? Youre attracted to a fudging cookaware?"
"Oh stop trying to use the uncensored version of fuck you twat. I dont have the time to explain it to you anyways you wont understand." He bragged to kayn with his knowledge.
"So anyways, why are you asking that?"
He was curious, what does he want?
"Oh i just wanted to help you get off of your mind you know. By masturbating of course. It helped me before but since im stuck in this sycthe i cant do it anymore. So why not help you instead?!" He sound like he honestly wanted to help him. Besides, masturbating is normal around humans. Why should he be ashamed of doing it with Rhaast, his best demon?
"Well fine.. just this one time. I heard its not healthy." The boy complained.
"Shut your mouth and take off your pants, boy." He ordered. Kayn who is submissive to his demon does as what he told.
"You have a nice size kayn. Sad no women wants you." Usually kayn would take anything he says as an insult but rhaast spit facts. He never had women around him before.. "youre right Rhaast. Akali found me hot though. I mean shes smoking hot too but not my type."
"Do you even have a type?"
"Of course. Jinx, specifically. Shes insane and she talks to her guns. Just like me." He found her cute when he first saw her. But being the guy he is, he didnt make any moves.
"Hell naw shes nuts. At least i could talk."
"Whatever." He tossed his old underware to the side along with his pants. "Now we need to find a way for you to get hard. What makes you hard?"
"Killing. I have a boner everytime we kill a person." Fyi, most of assasins are like this.
"Oohhhh so do i. Now kill someone." He put on his pants and continue his bloodbath. Each time he kill someone he felt his breath getting heavier. "Quick! Grab your huge penis!" Kayn hands slowly reaching his pants, his hand shakes terribly. "Now stroke it! Stroke it faster each time you feel something"
He listened to Rhaast and holy shit it felt good. He never experienced this kind of pleasure before, he definetly needed this so bad. He let out a groan, he feel something inside of him, its like he needed to release something. "The bigger they are...the louder they scream..i mean groan." Rhaast giggled.
"Rhaast im getting close! What should i do?"
"Point your penis on your face and shoot."
Rhaast sounds like a total creep now..
How does he knows what to do...
"Aaah!!" Kayn moaned, like a girl and shoot his load directly on his face. His face covered with white sticky substitute.
"That felt amazing rhaast...why didnt you teach me sooner?" The boy panted. "Oh believe me...if i knew you werent a normal teenager back then i would do this sooner."
He laughed menacingly. "Anyways.. i wanted to try something new... let me see the ass." Like a slave to rhaast, he does as what he told again. He got up and turned around. Showing his peach shaped ass. "Damn kayn. You'd make an amazing femboy."
"W-what??" He blushed. This is the first time he felt his face heat up. "You have a big ass." Rhaast admitted. If only he wasnt trapped in this shitty weapon. The things he would do...oh nevermind.
"Well...do you want to feel what you felt again? But better?" A good darkin ask first.
"Sure, im open to anything. What do you have in mind?"
"Ugh seriously? Youre okay?..what a shame. if only i have my own body i would be inside you good. Sexually."
"R-rhaast! What are you saying!! I thought we're sort of like enemies!" He covered his buttocks with his slender hands. "Whats wrong with Enemies to lovers? I love the dynemic."
"Ew no rhaast. Enemies to lovers are boring. I like friends to lovers more. Moreover, are you just doing this to fulfill your needs?!" The human shouted.
"Well sort of. I need sexual satisfication too you know. Come on kayn. It'll be good i promise." Rhaast begged. Kayn could not help but aggreed. Hes still hard anyways.
"Yes! Now slide your finger in your ass and while that jack off" kayn gulped. He never knew rhaast has such a twisted mind for things like this. He sat down and strok his cock in the same rythm while he finger himself.
What a way to pleasure yourself.
"Ooh..rhaast youre right! It felt so amazing! I never knew masturbating could be so...beautiful." he moaned. Rhaast laughed
"I told you.." only he knows how much joy he feel looking at Kayn pleasuring himself in two ways. Kayn reached his climax and came on his weapon, Rhaast. Now theyre both covered with hot slimy mess.
"Ooh that was so hot!! Youre a natural kayn!" It felt weird hearing a demon praising him but at least someone is proud of him. "Thanks rhaast..i want to do this again next time." Kayn smirked.
"Yes!!! Again!! Lets invite varus and aatrox next time. The four of us, um, the six of us shall experience pleasure."
"Huh. So your brothers are horny like you too?"
"Yeah. Especially varus. The demon pants is a twink. His hosts are literally gay dudes."
Well that explain everything.
"What about aatrox? He doesnt seem to be like you. He only talk about war." That darkin sure has a lot to say.
"Ah well you see aatrox is very much just like me. He just doesnt show it in front of people. " he exclaimed. Well, guess hes gonna see the different side of aatrox and varus now. Sure will be fun though..
"Well sounds good..sad you will not take parts in this." Rhaast can only watch them doing the dirty while he suffers, begging to be release from his imprisonment.
"Ill think of another way. No worries..."
Weird. "Welp. Lets get going now, im hungry." He got up to nearby river to wash himself and Rhaast. He quickly braids his hair after washing and proceeds to the clothings. An assasin needs to be clean too you know? "Ooh. Lets go kayn. Get me one of those...eminems. with peanuts."
"Its m&m."