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*Narrated in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice* The peace and serenity, of a hot summer evening at Los Robles apartment complex, was shattered by the bellow of a particular 4A resident.
“Sheeeldooooon!!”
His roommate could only giggle from his spot in the living room in amusement. If only he could see Leonard’s face when that captioned picture popped up during his “physics research”.
Leonard was very angry with Sheldon as so many times before. He stormed from his bedroom and threw his laptop into Sheldon’s lap. Picture was opened in full screen.
Penny was right, that really was a good shot. It looked better every time he looked at it, noticing little details he missed previously.
“Is that your cum on Penny’s face!?” His precious girlfriend looked totally depraved. Naked, on her knees, looking up into the camera. She was holding and kissing Sheldon’s big cock, with his cum glistering and dripping off her lips and chin. Her dopey smile gleamed through the screen.
But Leonard couldn’t stop his body’s natural reactions. Her beautiful green eyes radiated sex and satisfaction. A drop of semen was stuck on her disheveled blonde hair. Messed up makeup lining down from her eyes in Alice Cooper style, described her struggles with that cock in her hand. One cum streak was splayed across her blushed cheek. Her usually shiny teeth were barely visible under the thick coat of cum and saliva covering her smiling lips. Two more hung down off her chin, which was completely covered in white goo, dripping down onto her cleavage. Every detail added enough to push him over the edge.
Leonard was always thinking of her during his "research" and when that picture popped up last, showing exactly what was in his mind, caused him to almost fall backwards from his chair after cumming so hard.
At first he thought he was only imagining it, but that really was Penny's face, dripping with white sticky stuff like some drooling bitch. In the corner, Sheldon really did put his name as the author of the picture.
Leonard felt disgusted the second after the euphoric feeling passed. He just climaxed over his future wife gleaming with satisfaction and sex while covered with his best friend's semen. He felt ashamed of himself how hot and sexy she looked and how good it actually felt.
“Do I look like the sort of person that would ejaculate on your girlfriend’s face, hack into your computer and save that picture into your private folder?” Sheldon looked at Leonard sarcastically in his usual poker face expression.
“Well!? Is it!?” Leonard was losing his patience.
“Well...” Sheldon would love to troll his roommate further, but he could not drag it out any longer. “I cannot lie and deny what happened there. Your assumption does appear to be valid in this case. Lovely, isn’t she?” Sheldon put on his victory smug face.
“Now you can start explaining how you forced her into this position, before I bust your face.” Leonard clenched his fist, barely holding himself from not punching Sheldon.
“Excuse me? I did not force her into anything. She wanted someone to take pictures for her portfolio and I came to help her.” Sheldon was oblivious of the pun.
Leonard double facepalmed to the words he was hearing. “Yeah, you sure came alright…” he muttered quietly.
Leonard knew in his mind. If anyone initiated, it was his big ol' five slutty girlfriend. He knew both Sheldon and Penny long enough to know she came onto him and he went along with it.
"Just couldn't keep your hands off her, could you..."
"I was only taking pictures, my hands never touched her body." Sheldon explained after taking Leonards words literally.
"Just… shut up." Leonard grabbed his laptop in anger and headed over to his soon to be ex-girlfriend.
Bang, bang, bang “Penny!”
Bang, bang, bang “Penny!”
Bang, bang, bang “Penny!”
Penny opened her door to Leonards banging fist, only to see that picture of her on the laptop he was holding up.
“Physics research, huh?” She smiled at her boyfriend. For obvious reasons, his red angry face looked very comical at that moment, like a little cartoon character puffing steam out of his ears.
“What the hell, Penny!? I don’t… I don’t even know what to say right now… How? Why? And above all, with Sheldon!?”
“Mmm...” She closed her eyes, mind wandering over dirty thoughts, remembering that afternoon delight.
“How did he make you do this? Was it money? How much did he pay you for this?”
“Hey! You better watch your words now… Sheldon took gorgeous pictures of me and he did it because I asked him to. I already got a few replies from lingerie modelling agencies.”
“And this?”
“Yeah, this… Consider it a lesson.”
“You fucking slut! We're through! Why was it even on my laptop!?”
“For this exact moment right here.”
"What!? You wanted me to break up with you!?"
"To let you know how it feels to be cheated on!"
"Wh… what are you talking about?" Leonard sensed the trouble he walked into.
"I know, Leonard! I know about your little one-night flings with Stephanie and Leslie! Do you really think I'm that stupid to not see it?"
"I... I don't know what to say…" Leonard lowered his tone and took a step back. He closed his laptop and put it on the stairs beside her door.
"Leonard? Is this true?" Sheldon spoke up behind him. Strict stare, arms crossed over his chest. "You cheated on Penny and you want to punch me?"
"How dare you threaten my Moonpie, you piece of shit!"
Penny swung her fist and punched Leonard on the nose.
"Auuu!" Leonard clenched his face. "Really manly, having a woman to fight your battles." He looked at Sheldon with his palms covering his face.
"I can fight my battles." Sheldon in an instant struck Leonard in the stomach with a karate punch. "And you will never insult Penny like that again."
Leonard fell down to fetal position, defeated, almost crying. His nose and stomach hurt badly.
“But… Our babies, Penny. They'd be so smart and beautiful...” He looked up at her pleading with his puppy eyes. He was on his knees in front of her apartment.
“For the hundredth time, not gonna happen.”
He slowly picked himself up and turned away, head bowed in sadness and pain.
“Oh, Leonard? One last thing I need to know.” Penny asked, standing at the doorway. He turned towards her, with the last gleam of hope. “Did it make you cum?” She asked in a seductive tone.
Leonard held his breath, embarrassed. She already knew the answer. “Yes...” He said quietly, but enough for her to catch the word. Sheldon entered her apartment and locked the door the next second.
Two closed doors could not stop another yell of despair from Leonard. Penny looked at Sheldon with a puzzled expression.
"Yes, that is most likely the result of an automatic wipe. That file could only be opened once, on an active display. Once he closed it…"
Penny plonked into her sofa, grinning with satisfaction. It felt good. Sheldon joined her side, their eyes caught together.
"My evil genius." Penny pecked his cheek in gratitude. "Thank you."
"You know, I haven't yet returned the favour." Sheldon was looking at the blonde sitting next to him, curiously.
"A favour?" Penny played along, but already knew exactly what he wanted from her.
"Yes…" He slowly brought his left hand onto her left knee. "Friends reciprocate favours, isn't that a valid social protocol?" He slowly traced his fingers up and down her thigh, inching higher each time. He made his intention clear by circling his middle finger between her legs, right on top of her clit.
"It is. Your friend will really appreciate you returning the favour…" Penny replied in a low seductive tone, but laid still. She was waiting for Sheldon’s actions, on purpose not wanting to touch him.
His hand slowly flicked open each of the buttons from top to bottom. The edge of her black thongs came into view. With all buttons undone, he pushed his hand into her pants, feeling her moist pussy through her lace panties. His index and middle finger circled across the fabric a few times. He flicked them aside, just enough to touch his middle and ring finger around her sex. He gently scraped her lips with just enough nails to make them puff and shine.
Penny closed her eyes and moaned in sensation her friend was providing. Sheldon wanted to kiss her badly, he was so close to her, Penny could feel his mint breathing on her lips and cheek. He was still learning about this new deal between them.
"Sorry." Penny turned away, stopping them both from diving deep into each other's mouth. As much as she wanted him as well, it could ruin their beneficial friendship. "Friends don't kiss here."
"Social protocol?" Sheldon moved back, but understood.
"Uhuh…" Penny moaned. His fingers were still busy circling around her wet channel.
"I see…" Sheldon pulled his hand back from under her panties and traced it upwards towards her breasts.
"Where do friends kiss, then? Here?" He slipped under her sweater and bra, feeling and tweaking her hardening nipple. Penny breathed deeply, her face blushed of the arousal he was providing.
"Yessss, oohhh…"
Sheldon’s left hand continued to explore her gorgeous body. He kneaded both of her breasts under the sweater. He reached over and pulled it over her head. He expertly unclipped her black lacy bra with a flick of his fingers and quickly descended onto her firm mounds, all aroused and hard under his touch. He could feel her ravaging heartbeat under his sensitive fingers. The way he could tease and tickle her slowly caused her to goosebump. Which inadvertently made her nipples even harder.
Penny loved the feel of his long tongue flicking and playing around her breasts, she couldn't wait to feel him inside her.
He pulled away for a second, catching her face. She slid down to a half laying position like a weak blob of jello. She was breathing deeply, her usually brightful green eyes remained dark and lustful, wanting him to continue playing with her.
"Where else?" Sheldon straightened up a bit and touched her with his fingers again. This time over her cleavage and down around her sexy taut belly.
"Oohhhh… lower…"
He traced slowly towards the edge of her panties.
"Yesss… mmm, please lower…" Penny cooed.
He scraped her freshly cleaned and shaved mound, driving her insane with his patience. He was so slow with the last few inches.
"There?" He found her slit again and suddenly jammed both his middle and ring finger inside as deep as he could.
"Oohhh, fuck!" Penny shrieked in a mini orgasm. "Mmm… yeeahhh…. There… Kiss me there, sweetie." She panted while he fingered her and kissed her breasts and nipples at the same time.
He pushed her sideways to lay down on the sofa. Penny raised her hips upwards, allowing Sheldon to easily take off her pants and black thong at the same time. She spread her legs wide for him, one laid on her coffee table, the other splayed across the backrest.
Sheldon kneeled down by the couch and with satisfaction dived into her glistering sex.
“Mmm, yesss… taste me…” Penny arched back and squeezed her breasts together at his first flick of tongue.
Leonard could not help but overhear familiar moans of pleasure coming from Penny's apartment. He knew she did it on purpose. There's no way his crazy no-deal roommate could eat a woman's pussy like an experienced seasoned lover.
But as with everything else, Sheldon knew her body probably as much as she did. He quickly mapped out her pleasure buttons, fingering, swirling and grazing her moist sensitive flesh.
He bent her legs upwards towards her head, eating, grazing and gently biting her moist labia like a meal after being left hungry for weeks. His deep sucking and licking of her pussy brought out more of her thicker liquid, like a cream from those expensive chocolate truffles. He savoured this special flavour, memorizing it forever. She indeed felt like a sweet chocolate, one that he could never get fed up with, no matter how often he would eat it.
“Oooohhh fucckkk… baby… sweetie… don’t stop...” Penny moaned as he tingled all her nerves more and more.
Soon, his long fingers joined his lapping exploring tongue, with middle and ring finger working in her wet spasming channel, while his thumb and tongue played with her sensitive clit. He managed to open her up more and more, adding his index and eventually his pinky into her spasming wet pussy, driving inside her up to his palm like a jackhammer, faster and faster.
It was only a matter of time when he would find her ignition button and bury down on it from both sides.
“Ooohh… shit I’m about to cum, oohhh fuckk, don’t stop… Aaaahh!” Penny shrieked loudly, her eyes rolled back into her head. Sheldon pulled back a bit and finished her off.
Her upper body arched upwards, her hands kneaded and tweaked both her hard nipples at the same time. Sheldon felt her cumming with her pussy clenching around his fingers, her juices gushed onto his palm a few times. Her body seasured uncontrollably, flaunting over her sofa. Her load of squirt was already drenching the green pillows below her ass.
"Oh my god…wow..." Penny was catching her breath after her lanky neighbour ate and fingered her into cumming twice almost to a point of blacking out. She laid splayed across her sofa and coffee table, getting her thoughts together how beautiful and wonderful this felt.
"I can therefore conclude this makes us even?" Sheldon looked up. He pulled a bunch of tissues from the box on the table next to her sofa and soaked up the wetness dripping off between her legs.
“Ohh sweetie, I need a minute. Holy...”
Penny slowly pulled her legs together and fixed herself up. She clipped her bra back on and put on her sweater.
"Ohh… what a mess we made." She glanced at the pillows and chuckled. "I have to admit, though. You did make me cum twice." She smiled. "Which means I'm in your debt."
She stood up and pulled her pants back on. "How does my friend feel about that?" Now it was her index finger circling over his erection. After giving her such pleasure twice, there's no way she's letting him go without compensation.
"It will be hard for me to go back looking like this." They both stared into his bulging pants, his whole body ached from hard erection trapped inside his pants.
"Oh, you poor baby…" Penny dropped on her knees. "I know just the thing." She undid his belt and pulled down his pants and boxers in one swoop. Sheldon's eyes and mind went blank when he felt the familiar sensation of her uvula touching, struggling and gagging on his erect girth.
“Oh, dear Lord...” His legs became weak.
Sheldon fell back onto the sofa and let his friend take care of him. Penny bobbed her head along his hard shaft, taking him as far as she comfortably could. There was still enough length left for her fist to wrap around.
What developed into a sort of unwritten rule in these situations, he never touched her hair or tried to push her further down his cock. It was all of her pacing, taking him deep into her throat, trying desperately to get her nose all the way up to his belly. Penny was determined, she climbed back onto the sofa and kneeled on the damp cushion beside him. This way she managed to take him deeper where she wanted to feel him. With her expertise and him being so tight already, it didn't take long before she brought him to climax.
"Oohh…. Penny, I'm… I'm gonna… gaaahhh!"
Sheldon exploded hard into her throat. She purposely brought her head fully down to his root, when she felt his full balls tighten in her hand. Load after load, she felt his creamy hot cum streaming into her stomach. She fought to swallow but she got overflown again, with the excess dripping down his cock onto her wrist, making her a lovely wrist icicle.
“Mmm… yummy.” Penny looked up at Sheldon, with exactly the same smile as last time. “Now we can call it even.”
“Indeed.” He pulled out a few more tissues from the neatly prepared box and handed them to her. She neatly wiped what little escaped her mouth and ended on his body.
"There we go, all taken care of. You can come back any time." Penny kissed the tip one last time and tucked him back into his pants, all licked and wiped clean.
"Likewise…" Sheldon was still rebooting after his much needed orgasm. Heavy breaths, staring at the distance into the wall behind the TV. Looks like he just found a perfect friend to take care of each other's needs.
Penny knew Sheldon was reluctant with relationships and feelings, but, as it turned out, he is still a guy and everything that comes with that.
They were always there for each other, with whatever came up in their lives and this was no different.