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Pre- Confessionals
[Bokuto] Hey hey hey! National TV!
[Yahaba] ...What do you want me to do?
[Yamaguchi] Just talk about myself? Um...Well.
[Tanaka] I hear someone yelling next door--hey man!
[Iwaizumi] I just got bored at college.
[Atsumu] FUCK I dropped the mic.
[Hinata] I know you're thinking it--yes, I am kinda small. But the catch is, I'm manly as shit at the same time and I'm going to use this show to prove it.
[Tsukishima] I can’t wait to see what brilliant results this highly original reality TV show will produce.
[Yahaba] I may or may not accidentally kill someone.
[Kuroo] Have you ever just sat back and looked at the stars? That galaxy, man...It's great.
[Tendo] I can just feel the excitement--see it wiggling through my fingers?
[Osamu] Why the hell am I even here?
[Kage] …What?
[Akaashi] I…really hope I’m not making a mistake by coming here.
[Sakusa] You’re seriously telling me we’re all sharing bathrooms? That’s so unsanitary--oh my fucking god.
[Hinata] No, but I mean it! Why the hell are you laughing?
[Suna] My moto: Sure, if you're paying.
[Kenma] Literally shut up, I’m trying to finish this level.
[Daichi] I’m excited for the physical challenges, mostly.
[Sugawara] Shopping is my favorite thing to do--Gucci is the shit.
[Kuroo] Sometimes I even see like...shooting stars.
[Hanamaki] I can play the guitar! Here, let me show you--
[Noya] You guys have someone else here that can keep up with me right? Because this will definitely be boring otherwise!
[Atsumu] Piss me off, get fucking hit.
[Matsukawa] I honestly only signed up for this because I figured everyone would be nuts and it'd be fun to watch them fuck shit up.
[Osamu] Oh god the guy in the room next to me sounds fucking stupid, is it too late to back out of this?
[Oikawa] I can’t imagine there’s anyone here who can even compare to me and the ratings I’ll be bringing to this show. Feel free to go ahead and start thanking me.
[Ushijima] Who am I supposed to be speaking to? There is only a camera.
[Kyoutani] Get that fucking camera out of my face.
[Asahi] I'm just hoping everyone is pretty laid back and we can all get along.