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It was an early Tuesday morning at the bikini bottom. Both SpongeBob and Squidward were heading to work at the Krusty Krab, squidward decided not to wear his pants again, he does it to get SpongeBob's attention. In hopes that SpongeBob will want to get saucy with him. But in the meantime, Squidward keeps up the mean act… SpongeBob seems to like it… Squidward waits to leave so he can greet Spongebob.
SpongeBob comes out and immediately sees Squidward's soft, round, turquoise buttocks. SpongeBob stutters “h-h-hi squidward!” “SpongeBob also put on his special pants today… and underneath them is a thin lace thong. SpongeBob goes up to Squidward. “I’m in love with you SpongeBob.” Squidward starts playing shape of you by Ed Sheeran on his clarinet. Spongebob hugs Squidward. Then they are on the sandy ground in front of their homes “I have a surprise for you squiddy baby” SpongeBob takes off his pants and poses on his hands and knees in the lacy thong. Squidward MOANS. “OAHHHHUHHAHHOIAHHH SPONGEBOB!! THE THINGS YOU DO TO ME!! 😫😫” Squidward takes off his shirt and they start rolling on top of each other passionately in the sand in their front yard. They are too preoccupied to notice they are in the front yard… while SpongeBob is sucking on Squidward's long big tentacles, they realize they are late for work.