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Kaito, Gakupo, Yuuma, Len, and Piko were inseparable. They were together for a long time. That was until one day, Kaito decided to leave them.
"I have a confession," Kaito said to his squad. He continued, "I will be leaving this squad." Len gasped, "WHAT?? AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU DECIDE TO LEAVE?!". Piko patted his boyfriend's back, "Calm down, Len." he said. Kaito smiled, "I will be leaving you all for Fantasista SQUAD" Len couldn't believe it. His dear friend decided to leave his squad for some high schoolers. What does Kaito see in them anyways? Is it the fact that they aren't Vocaloids, unlike his groupmates? How will they continue without Kaito?
Gakupo sighed, "Since Kaito left us, I guess we have to find someone else." "I suggest we split up instead," Yuuma replied. He continued, "We can go together again once Kaito reconsiders."
Len cried like the little piece of shit he is, Rin overheard him sobbing and told him to shut the fuck up while Piko was trying to comfort him.
-time skip I don't know what to write here-
Len saw a video that was uploaded. He immediately recognized the song that was performed by Fantasista SQUAD. It was Pomp and Circumstance (or Ifuudoudou), the same song his groupmates used to perform years ago. It felt like yesterday. Len couldn't believe it.
It's been so long.
Len checked to see what the date was today, and he realized.
It's April 1st, April fool's day. Len was utterly dumbfounded.
Kaito leaving is apparently a part of the joke. Everyone was playing along the entire time. Len was sure that he would come back the next day.