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You will regret it.

Summary:

Scaramouche warns you about the weird flowers. Not listening to him ends up in you becoming severely hot and heavy.
(The fanfic name is a bit edgy but oh well it really isn't)

Chapter 1: Whopper flowers.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"How long till Fontaine? You are taking your sweet fucking time. I didn't think travelling with you would be such a pain in the ass. Can we just hurry up? CAN YOU STOP KILLING THE FUNGI FOR A COMMON CHEST?" Scaramouche screamed as he looked at you slowly killing the fungi for some sweet sweet common chest.

You didn't want to let any of the chests go after having a terrible time at Inazuma collecting all the sigils by locating the chests one by one without using the treasure compass after you had travelled the whole Inazuma. "Can you stop whining? Holy shit it feels like my ears are going to bleed from all that whining you did. And you know what, you only sound like a brat who is throwing a tantrum because he can't be patient enough." You could care less about what this whiny brat had to say. You were so tired with his bullshit. You were not even halfway through Sumeru and he was already whining. 2 days had passed since you both started travelling together. Right now you were in the middle of a forest.

The dendro archon had wanted you both to travel together. Well it was more of a 'keep a watch on him until I am done with my work' kind of task. You couldn't really refuse the archon obviously. You had to put up with his bullshit since you had to keep a watch on him.
"No but seriously what is wrong with you. Why are you collecting mint as well? Is that head of yours empty? We have about thousands of them now. Are you doing this to annoy me?" He said with a look of disgust.

"Sorry but I am not so free to try to make you annoyed at me. I am trying to do the usual stuff I do while travelling but you are being a real pain for no reason. I am collecting the flowers, the mushrooms everything I see and I do not care if you think it's unnecessary so just shut up." You said this as you were trying to kill the whopper flower you had accidentally encountered after trying to collect a sweet flower.

"Some of these weird flowers and fruits you use for cooking will definitely come for you sometime. I have heard they sometimes have a weird effect" Oh? Is the Wanderer being of help finally? Actually trying to give you some kind of information while you were travelling rather than whining and ruining all the fun of travelling. After defeating the whopper flower you finally said "Hey, who knew you could be informative. You of all the people? Hah I can't even believe it. Though I am thankful for the information and will keep it in mind."

You could hear a slight grumble from his side as he had no comeback for whatever you had said. With a loud huff he went on ahead of you and you couldn't be happier to see him go away finally and have your peace of mind.

The sweet flower the whopper flower had dropped after you had killed it was a bit different in smell (it was a much sweeter scent) and to be honest you had never even tried to use it in your food. Archons know what curiosity you had but you wanted to try tasting it even after Scaramouche had specifically warned you. It's just the smell was too sweet and you felt like it would taste great. The only effect you felt was probably the sweet flower was a bit hypnotizing and made you crave for it. Since never in your past 3 years of travelling had you looked at a sweet flower in such awe as if it were some very expensive dessert.

'Honestly I might as well. There definitely won't be any ill effects, right? Oh man I am not taking that guy's words seriously am I? It was obviously him trying to scare me. I really should grow some balls tsk.' You contemplated for a short time and decided upon finally eating it by first making a paste of it and putting it in a dessert.

Done with making the dessert you had already started eating it. There was no proper food etiquette followed as you couldn't stop yourself from consuming as soon as possible. Maybe something was definitely weird about this flower. As you licked your fingers clean you saw the wanderer coming from the path he had previously gone ahead.

"I thought you were following me but here you are having food? You could have told me you were having some food and I could have not wasted my time and gone ahead only to find out after almost an hour that you were nowhere to be seen."

Is this guy stupid is what you thought first. " First of all, I NEVER asked you to lead, second of all you didn't need to leave the area and try to go ahead without looking if I was following or not and third of all I never said I would be following, you just up and left so I thought you were going for a walk to have some space." Quite frankly you had forgotten that you had to watch over him since the dendro archon had entrusted you to do that. And you had forgotten for a short while. Not sure what made you forget. (Definitely not the sweet flower, right?)

Good that he has returned or else you didn't know what would have had happened. "Well do you want something to eat?" You asked out of genuine concern as it had been almost quite a long time since you guys hadn't eaten a proper meal.

"No, I am good, thank you. You have to remember I am a puppet and this is really not a necessity for me. Rather keep the resources and use them for emergency though I doubt there will be one after looking at the amount of things you collect."

"Yeah yeah I like to think ahead of time. Hey but do you think it's getting a bit hot in here?" Honestly you had been feeling a bit hot inside since some time ago. You had not mentioned it since it wasn't as severe but now you could really feel the heat. The heat was mostly prevalent in the downward region but you were trying to ignore it as much as you could.

"Are you feeling okay? You are not looking well. To answer your question though, no not really." Something was really wrong with you. You could feel your arousal rising. You had already collapsed down on the grass as you could feel your knees going weak. The amount of wetness felt like you would make a puddle right on the grass. Your breathes were getting heavier.

The wanderer still had no fucking clue what was wrong with you. He just wanted to get the task over with which was travelling together with you until you get to Fontaine and you were delaying him. He really was not looking forward to wasting a day but you were looking seriously not well and he went up to you to check up on you. Kneeling down with his right hand holding your jaw he made you look up.

"Hey are you-" he stopped mid sentence. He could see how flushed you were and how lust filled your eyes were. He might not have had many sexual encounters or never any sexual desires as such but he has enough experience to understand what was happening. "What the fuck did you eat to become like this?"

"I- I don't kn-now. Ngh hah.." You needed a solution. You needed something in you. You needed to be plunged deep and hard. You needed someone to take you. You needed someone to make this heat stop. And there was no one else but you two since you were right in the middle of a forest. Your rational mind had already disappeared.

You stood up only to sit back on his thigh and took both of your hands and wrapped them around his neck and closed the distance between you, enough to make his breath hitch. You had to suppress a moan due to the friction caused by his thigh but you somehow did your utter best to speak out this words.

"Please help me Kuni"

Notes:

It's my first fanfic for genshin impact and also like the first smut i will write. I couldn't take the horny so i had to write.