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"It's too much."
"Stop complaining! I shouldn't have given you any if all you can do is grouch. Rub it into your hair for all I c—ah! What the – hell are you doing, you blockhead?"
"You said to rub it in. That's what I'm doing."
Although Doumeki was a major asshole, he had creative ideas how to put excess hand lotion to good use. Watanuki would rather swallow his own tongue than admit that he wouldn't mind washing up with that arrogant jerk if the other's hands ended up in his pants at least four times out of five.