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Karkat congaline

Summary:

Karkat takes a piss on a tree one day, his whole life would change.

Notes:

Homestuck. what a wonderful thing I've gotten ahold of. ignore spelling errors English isn't my first language! :((

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Karkat was on a walk, he saw a tree and decided to take a long piss on it. Lord English saw Karkat piss on the tree, and was instantly turned on.

Lord English walks up to Karkat, and pins his ass down. "W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING.." says Karkat. Lord English stays silent, sliding his dick into Karkats tight ass. "AHHHHHH" Karkat screams in pain, his ass is not used to such a humongous penis..

John has been watching from not so far away in a bush, he's really into this shit because it's "just like the movies." John starts masturbaiting to the huge pain Karkat is in. Once John came, he made himself known.

I'm John Egbert and I like licking ass" he says as he walks up to Lord English and Karkat. "PLEASE STOP GUYS. PLEASE. THIS ISNT CONSENTUAL." says Karkat while taking Lord Englishs dick in his ass..

John positions himself, and puts his micro peen into Lord Englishes ass. John starts the congaline. This is just the beginning.

as it turns out, Obama was doing the same thing as John. He too made himself know, walking up too Karkat, Lord English, and John.

"damn, let me get a peice of that minor nerd ass!" says Obama, the former president of the United States of America. He slides his penis into John's tight ass. John lets out a small moan.

Dave, who was going on a walk, turns to sees everyone, and then runs over once he see Obamas big ass. "oh shit! I've always wanted to join a Karkat congaline!! and I've always wanted Obamas tight ass!!!" Dave puts his 13 year old penis into Obamas ass! soon, everyone except for Karkat is moaning.

Rose happened to hear some weird noises coming from outside. She ran out the door of spencers and saw dave was last in line! "oh shit.. my brother.." she has always been into incest!! Rose pulls out her giant cock, and runs it into Daves ass! "b-but you're my s-s-sister" moans Dave. "you think I care? I've always wanted that ass." Rose responds.

 

Mom Lalonde, Bro Strider, Dirk Strider, and Roxy Lalonde were all on a stroll, today was a very nice day!! they ended up finding the congaline of Karkat. Rose turns around to see the group.. "get over here guys!! have some fun~" Rose said. The group stripped naked, all cocks out and swinging. they four of them got into a congaline of they're own. With Roxy in front Mom Lalonde behind roxy, then Dirk, with Bro being last. They were all very VERY into incest, it ran in the family!! It's just how they grew up. While they were all in the congaline, they all ran and joined the congaline of Karkat. Roxy slammed her cock into Rose. "oh fuckkk!! I love my family's cockssss.." moaned Rose..

suddenly 12 lususes with all trolls come walking by "we hear of a karkat congaline.." they all say at the same time, while getting into a congaline of their own copying the Lalonde family. When the line is formed they all slam into the line. Karkat in extreme pain, screams so loud he makes half of the lines ears bleed. Turns out, that scream lead all of the ancestors and the dancestors, who had a congaline of their own to the congaline of karkat. All of them looked like an army. They slammed in with Kankri in front with his horse cock. Everyone is screaming and moaning. Some like it, some don't.

The one and only nic cage came by to join?! John turns around and sees him in the distance! John wants out now to get that Nic ass. But he can't leave now. John doesn't want it anymore.. meaning he's being.. RAPED?!?

Doc Scratch climbs out of Vriskas ass, splitting up the congaline for a split second. it soon comes back together. Baby Caliope is crawling around, Doc Scratch could smell her baby nook from a mile away. He carrys her to the back of the line, and pushed her cock into mitunas ass, then pushed his pedo peen into Baby Caliopes ass.

all of them sweating and fucking are.. close... they all squirt cum at the same time, it goes into eatchothers cocks and asses like a tube. Charging up Lord Englishes ass. Lord English then cums the biggest cum in history into Karkat. After that, the line splits up, everyone goes home, leaving Karkat alone in the grass by the tree. Karkat uses his Sickle to cut himself. He's extremely depressed and hates the world. "WHY ME WHY." Karkat says. He then realized that he was pregnant. He cuts his stomach open, hoping to kill the thing, but no. It lives. She lives. She lives the first moments of her life watching her own father bleed out to death. Watching the blood ooze out of his cut open stomach and slit wrists. She's turned on.

she learned that she could crawl, she crawl up to karkat, he looks her in her eyes as the life leaves him. She gets out her baby cock and starts fucking the slits in his wrist, when she's done, she fucks his ass a bit. Then crawls off leaving his body.

while crawling, she finds a small puppy. She starts fucking its ass and makes its hear explode with her powers! after that, she continues fucking it until she cums!

 

end of part one.