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- Nagito POV -
I woke up in a cold sweat. My surroundings unfamiliar. It felt colder, as if it was winter. I scanned the room I was in. An unfamiliar face peered over me. Or rather, an unfamiliar skull. I freaked out.
"HOLY SHIT. W-who are you.... Just my luck I guess. Heh..."
The skeleton kept peering at me with eyeless sockets. Until-
"SANS, SANS WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I tried to get away as fast as a could from the peculiarly dressed dead body. But the lanky skeleton goofily chased me with his stamping red boots.
"A HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD!!!!!!!"
I grasp my own body in stress
"Hehehehehehehehehe HEHEHEHEHEHE, oh golly, oh god, what despair!!!!"
As my body is pressed flush with the door, still freaked out, a different skeleton grogily enters the room. This one, much shorter and dressed more casually.
"Yo yo yo yo I'm sans what's up"
WHAT A MANNN OH MY GOD THAT SKELEDICK IS FINE AS HELL. I push the scraggly skeleton out of my way and rush over to the other one
"Sans, was it? Oh man..... Oh god!!! I'm sorry for being so worthless compared to you... But may I be so bold to ask for your hand in marriage???"
Sans stared at me without his pearly blue orbs. Or at least I think he was staring, it's hard to read his eye sockets.
"Uhhh hold yer horses buckaroo, not so fast"
I dropped to my knees in defeat as the love of my life just rejected me. I started crying
｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡
But as I'm reaching my tear climax, I feel a boney hand reach and caress my back. I looked up, we made eye contact, and my breath is taken away
"So sugoi! Sans... You might not marry me but will you go out with me?"
I anxiously waited the McSteamypants answer, while still on his floor. He turned to look at his roomate, who looked shocked, skelejaw on the floor. Sans then turned back to me.
"Sure babygirl I'll take you out, you're cute anyways, *sans noise*"
I jump up to my feet in joy and start clapping, I can feel hope bursting within my heart as the hottie just accepted my date offer.
And that day was 2 years ago. I still love reflecting back on what happened as we are now married with 4 children. Nagisan, Ito, Hajime and Sansy-poo
It truly was an undertale.