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The halls reak of jam and crumbs. The screams of the citizens ring out. The smoke and fire from the cake army surrounding the castle.
As the ancients charge into the throne room, they come face to face with the cause of it all. Dark Enchantress Cookie, their ex-friend.
" You all think you can stop me! You are all fools! Soon the world will know of the truth of our creators"
"Silence, we will not let you destroy the world for your wish of power!" Howled Dark Cacao.
"Your lies will not detor us from protecting these cookies!" Chanted Hollyberry.
"We will stop you, saving the world from these creatures of darkness!" Proclaimed Golden Cheese.
"Step on me"
All the Ancients could do was look at Vanille.
"Vanille, what the fuck?" "Shut it Holly, you did a dragon"
Enchantress just thought for a second. "Join me and maybe I will."
"There is no way Vanille wou- How in the fuck did you change into black that fast Vanille!"
"Anything for you Enchantress!"
The Dark Flour War finally battle waged on. The 3 ancient fighting, as Vanille snuggled Enchantress like the bottom he is.
The world soon fell to the dark forces. Enchantress sat on her throne, now planning her attack on the witches themselves. While Vanille laid on her lap, simping for his emo wife.