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But bbg.... WAIT!!

Summary:

Y/N is a normal person with a normal life, he doesn't have a husband (Deserved) but he isn't alone... or at least he thinks so...

Who knows that thanks to a disgusting email he would end up in an amazing adventure..

 

I made this shit during a math class SEND HELP

 

[contains some words in Spanish]

Chapter 1: prologue of this garbage

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Y/n was very quiet in his house until for some reason someone sent a email with a strange look. The email's title was "furry convention evemt 100% real no fake, if you come you'll get a fornite skin" Y/N ISN'T a furry, but the fornite skin... yeah... so, Y/n get dressed, looking the most furry beastars fan as possible (with the league of leyends installed and having all Volibear & Yuumi costumes).

Once Y/n ready, he opened the email to see if this shit has the direction ad, and when he saw it has, he started to get happy (he doesn't know why LMAOOO).

Y/N went at that ugly ass mail's direction ad and when he saw nothing, he got angry like 'grrr rAWr ARhg!!!' And then he felt someone putting a fucking toilet paper with some shit like perfume in his nose, making him uhh feeling like "I'm crazy AAAugGH!" And then he falled down.

 

2 hour later Y/N woke up and he just realized he got kidnapped, because omg!! He's in a fucking weird room and he's tied up so... he tried to uhm... 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼𝓮 but he failed, so he decided to wait like 10-15 minutes until.... a strange figure appears to the door, walking inside the room, going to Y/N...

 

Y/n was scared for a while, until the person was very close to him and... he started to sing "crazy roulette" by Locos:B from that gay ass game esamblar estrellas, Y/n hates enstars so he got rawr very angry and with his legs, he hits the person's balls to shut them.

the person fell to the ground screaming and kicking like a 5-year-old kid, but then recovered, got up and started talking.

—Man chill, I didn't know you were a enstars's hater smh... so... what's your name babe...

—Y/n you idiot let me go!!! RAAAHHH!!! AGHHH!!!

—No. You're kidnapped and no one will save you bc... the rescue costs $1000.00 so you'll be here FOREVER!! HAHAHAHAHA *evil dance moves*

—...btw what's your name?

—Norton for you bbg...

 

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