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DAGGER SQUADRON ✈
who fucking ate the last slice of pizza
bitch on board
If it helps
bitch on board
I saw Reuben in the kitchen
soldfront
no, nuh uh, don’t bring ME into this
#1 fan
yea bob dont bring my bf into this!!!
he was just getting water, we were cuddling
natasha romanoff
What about bagman? He’s been real quiet lmao
jake from statefarm
stop sullying me with your damn mouth Trace
I'm not even there dipshit
good morning sweetheart <3 @bradbrad
Wile E. Coyote
Not again…
MAVERICK
Why are all of you awake, it’s 3 AM.
bitch on board
kind of a hypocrite there, sir
MAVERICK
Touché.
Ice is craving something sweet, so I’m raiding the cupboard right now.
natasha romanoff
that’s sickeningly cute but ew gay people
don’t even get me started, you do not want to see mav being in love w his husband it's gross, he's like a glorified trophy husband
MAVERICK
I’m right here, and just for that comment, Ice and I will be stopping by at 0600 tomorrow, Rooster.
jake from statefarm
like tomorrow tomorrow, or later tomorrow? Cause as you said pops, it’s 3 am. If so, y’all are gonna be up in three hours
MAVERICK
Don’t think we don’t know where you live, Seresin.
#1 fan
LMAOOO you guys are so screwed
soldfront
is no one going to question why jake’s contact name for rooster is babygirl, because I think we seriously need to talk abt that??
jake from statefarm
why?
are you jealous?
nothing to fear I’ll change yours to loml payback >;}
soldfront
no thanks I have a very cute bf
#1 fan
AW babe 🥺
bradbrad replying to @jake...
repulsive. disgusting. awful. Bob give me more adjectives
bitch on board
nauseating. repugnant. revolting. ghastly.
natasha romanoff
ugly bitch. dumb of ass. man whore.
Wile E. Coyote
Don’t forget useless gay
jake from statefarm
everyone is so mean 2 me 💔
jake from statefarm sent ass.jpg
You saved a photo
shit. I didnt know it notifies the chat when you save an image
#1 fan
hate to break it to you Roo but it doesn’t…
it only shows up on your end
natasha romanoff
seriously, bradshaw? In front of my fucking salad
hope you run out of carrots then
jake from statefarm
if you wanted a picture of my ass so bad you could have just said so darlin
free of charge for you always ;}
Wile E. Coyote
Save us from our misery rooster and just say yes
He has this whole “enemies to friends to lovers, 250k+ words” thing going on in his head
Plus I get like 70 dollars if you guys start dating now and that doesn’t even total half of the bullshit this asshole has put me through
jake from statefarm
wow way to throw me out of the bus man, not cool Javy
Wile E. Coyote
love you too man
???
Read 3:22 AM
NON SERESIN-BRADSHAW ZONE 🚫
Today 3:24 AM
Bob
operation hangman boning rooster is a go
Payback
I still hate the name just saying
Fanboy
it's straight to the point tho
Coyote
children the lot of you
operation hangster is ready to commence. Nat?
jesus
step aside
there’s no actual way rooster’s this oblivious right?
jake’s literally giving him digital heart eyes
Bob
Hangman practically admitted it too
Fanboy
well to be fair, Hangman flirts at anything that moves
Payback
dude he pings Bradley 24/7 even if the man isn’t in the chat
AND Hangman sends him food when Roo mentions he’s hungry like???
how come we don't get free food too?
Coyote
guys guys this is why we have this group chat for a reason
everyone has eyes except for the two of them
so it’s our responsibility to give them a little push
HANGY 🤠
Today 3:30 AM
mind telling me what the hell is going on?
right
about that
I haven't told them about us yet, I figured I'd ask you first
As for yours truly
I don't really care if they found out or not
I already have you all for myself, don't I?
was I supposed to know you were a romantic underneath all that smug aura?
oh fuck off Bradshaw
this is what I get for pouring my heart out?
im HURT
you'll live
i love you too by the way, god knows why
you're enjoying this aren't you?
they're going to find out sooner or later dumbass
can't really prove anything sweetheart
hey Roo
yeah baby?
I miss you so damn much it hurts just thinking about you
just a few more days and I'll be home
you make it sound like im a fair maiden waiting for her husband to come back from a war or some shit
you sayin im your husband now?
keep it up and you just might be
Hangy started a call
ICE ICE BABY 💕
Today 3:32 AM
Were we this insufferable?
You sent a screenshot.jpg
Why are you texting me? You're in the kitchen.
Where's my snack?
You didn't answer the question!
And exactly why I'm texting you, I don't want to wake up the neighbors by yelling on the top of my lungs.
We ran out of pop tarts, I have ice cream as peace offering.
Only if it's vanilla.
Who do you take your husband for?
I think we were more irritating.
Seriously?
Yes. Now get your ass in here before I come down and haul you to bed myself.
Yessir.
NON SERESIN-BRADSHAW ZONE 🚫
Today 4:01 AM
Coyote
so that's our game plan
thoughts?
Bob
do you really think it'll work though
this is hangman and rooster we're talking about
Fanboy
oh ye of little faith
Bob
did you just quote kingsman on me
Fanboy
hell yea I did
loser buys drinks for the whole round
Payback
better pay up in advance folks
Coyote
have that 50 on the ready
cause I know I'm winning this bet
you're on
see you tomorrow boys
Payback
nightt!
Bob
nyt nyt
Coyote
💤
Fanboy
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