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Adam Warlock had the subject in his hands, 89P-13, he was sent by the high priestess to retrieve the furry creature for the her superior, the high evolutionary, what he didnt expect, was-
"AHH!" Adam shouted as Rocket bit into his golden flesh.
For the creature to fight back.
"You little- rodent!" Adam growled as he kicked Rocket off of him.
"Hey!" A voice said behind him.
Adam turned around swiftly, being met with a gun in his face.
"Who the hell are you?" Peter asked.
"Who am I?- I'm the warlock! Sent by the high priestess for- that!" He pointed towards rocket.
"Oh ok, yeah you can have him" Peter said..
"Really?" Adam asked.
"OF COURSE NOT DIPSHIT GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Peter yelled.
"You dare speak to me that way?" Adam asked, holding his hand towards Peter threateningly, his hand which then started to glow and exude the heat equivalent to a sun.
"Woah woah! Dude chill out!" Peter said cautiously.
"I am going to take 89P-13, and leave, and theres nothing-"
"AHHH!" Rocket said as he jumped up and latched onto Adams face, hitting his head over and over.
"What the- stupid- RAT- GET OFF ME!" Adam said as he grabbed Rocket and threw him off of him.
"HEY! dont throw the racoon!" Peter scolded.
"IM NOT A RACOON!" Rocket yelled.
"NOT THE TIME ROCKET" Peter argued.
SIZZLE
Adam shot a bolt of light in between the two, making Rocket retreat.
"Hey! Woah!" Peter said cautiously.
"Ok, just... calm down... you want Rocket I get that... but is there any ways we can get you to leave without him?"
"Are you trying to bargain with me?" Adam asked offended.
"Well yeah we're not gonna let you just take our friend" Peter explained.
"Friend- that? Thats your friend? Thats a rodent" Adam said.
"Ok, first off, dont call him a rodent" Peter said.
"*sigh* I am on a mission to retrieve 89P-13 for the high priestess, in which she will give to the high evolutionary for his project" Adam explained.
"Ok..... I dont care though" Peter said nonchalantly.
"You little- hand over the rodent, now" Adam threatened.
"No! How many times do I- look, why dont we calm down, and we can talk this out peacefully, ok? Come on lets go to the meeting room- conference room- my bedroom, come on" Peter said.
Adam rolled his eyes and begrudgingly followed Peter.
Peter and Adam went inside as Nebula calmed the people of Knowhere down, and the rest of the guardians put out the fires.
"Alright, so you want Rocket, why?" Peter asked as he sat down.
"Im not going to explain myself again" Adam said.
"Fine" Peter rolled his eyes.
"Is there something else you want? So we can give you that and you can leave, without ya know destroying the place"
"What I want is 89P-13, and what I will get, is 89P-13!" Adam yelled.
"Dude, no need to yell" Peter said, Adam being taken aback by that.
"Look, theres gotta be something you want, not the high priestess, not the high other guy, just you, we give you what you want and you can be on your merry way"
"What I want, is to complete my mission" Adam said.
"Well... you cant... so what else?" Peter asked.
Adam sighed loudly as he looked away in thought.
"You're... a human, right?" Adam asked.
"Yeah, guess so why?" Peter asked.
"There is a human custom that... I am curious about" Adam said after giving it some thought.
"Ok, what is it?" Peter asked, leaning forward in curiosity.
"I believe they call it a "blowjob"? I hear its-" Adam started.
"What? No dude im not gonna give you a blow job! Whats wrong with you?" Peter asked, taken aback at the golden mans request.
"Whats the issue? Its a human custom, your a human, it should come natural to you" Adam protested, a confused look gracing his face.
"No- thats not- do you even know what that is?" Peter asked.
"Well, no, but I am quite curious as to what-" Adam said.
"Ok that- no! Im not giving you a blow job dude" Peter said.
"Why? What is it?" Adam asked.
"Its.... ya know- when you... suck someones dick" Peter explained awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck and avoiding eye contact
"Dick?" Adam question.
"Yeah- DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A DICK IS?" Peter asked.
"As I said im not familiar with human customs-" Adam started, talking strained as he held back his offence to Peters raised voice.
"THATS NOT- thats not a... human word- ok what do you have in your pants?" Peter asked.
"A penis why is that relevent?" Adam asked taken aback.
"Well thats- what a dick is..." Peter said.
"Oh... oh" Adam said, his face twisting in disgust.
"And the custom is to put it in your mouth?"
"Well- its not really a custom per say but- yeah" Peter said.
"And all humans do this?" Adam asked, stepping forward.
"No not all but... some, yeah" Peter said.
"Why?" Adam asked.
"Just... for pleasure usually" Peter said.
"Pleasure? Really? It feels... good?" Adam asked curiously.
"Uhm- *ahem* uhh yeah, yeah it does" Peter said embarrassed, avoiding eye contact.
"Hmm... alright, I want that" Adam said.
"What?- no! Dude absolutely not!" Peter said.
"Why not? You said it was pleasurable" Adam asked.
"Yeah not for me! Plus, you dont blow a guy you just meet!" Peter argued.
"Well, you are the one bargaining here, and im very adamant on completing my mission, so either you do what I asked, or I take the rodent back to the high evolutionary, where he will inevitably be killed" Adam explained.
Peter opened his mouth to speak, taking it back and looking away, his jaw clenched as he's lost in thought, not knowing how to bargain any further.
"So... I blow you... and Rocket lives?" Peter asked, looking up hesitantly at the taller man.
"....Yes" Adam replied confidently.
Peter sighed and looked away once again.
"Fine, if thats what it takes... but im not swallowing!" Peter said.
"Swallow what?" Adam asked.
Peter rolled his eyes and awkwardly stood up, walking to the other side of the room where the Warlock stood.
Peter and Adam looked each other in the eyes, both threatening in their own ways as they stood chest to chest, Peter took another deep sigh as he slowly sunk to his knees.
Adam unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down slightly, along with his underwear and pulling out his soft cock.
Peters eyes went wide at the sight of the golden mans dick, it was bigger than he expected.
"Woah" Peter whispered.
"What?" Adam asked.
"Nothing its just... bigger than i thought it would- *ahem* bigger than a hunans- most humans... never mind" Peter said.
"Oh.. ok... well uhh... here you go" Adam said, thrusting his hips forward a bit.
Peter pressed his lips together and pulled back as Adam moved.
"I got it, thanks" Peter said before hesitantly wrapping his fingers around the golden shaft, giving it a few gentle strokes before looking up at the warlock.
Peter took a deep breath, thinking to himself for a moment.
'Its just a blowjob, nothing you havent done before, come on quill'
Pete finally muttered something under his breath before he finally flattened his tongue under the warlocks cock, licking up his slit before moving his head down, licking the underside of the golden shaft in one long, wet lick, that made Adam knit his eyebrows together in a look of pleasured confusion.
Peter closed his mouth around the tip of the shiny, golden cock as it began to harden under his touch, moving his mouth down and slicking it up with saliva.
Adams synthetic heart beat fast in his chest, he had never felt anything like this before, his thoughts ran wild as he felt his dick get hard in the humans mouth- which had never happened before either- he wanted to say something, to ask a question- the human surely knew the answer- but the words wouldn't come out, only strained groans from the back of his throat as the shorter man took him to the back of his throat.
"O- oh... my...." Adam breathed.
Peter looked up at the golden man through his lashes as he continued slurping on the golden cock, his tongue swirling around the shaft and sifting through the slit, gathering Adams precum.
Peter wrapped his hand around the base of the taller mans cock as he pulled his mouth off of it, catching his breath as he applied a few lazy tugs to it, Adam watched in fascination at the human working his dick, opening his mouth to speak before he let out a sharp, squeaky gasp- a sound he had never heard before- as Peter went back to his cock, taking it back in his mouth and massaging the head with his tongue.
Peter took the golden cock to the back of his throat- difficult, yes due to the size of it, but not impossible, Peter had faced bigger dicks than this in his time, he had more than enough experience to take the Warlocks giant cock all the way down his throat.
Peters nose was pressed right against the taller mans hairless crotch, he breathed in deeply and was suprised to find out the Warlock had no smell, he didnt know why but he didnt question it, relieved after the horrible smelling aliens he had done before.
Peter worked his tongue expertly, gliding over the golden cock easily as Adam grunted above.
Adams mouth was wide open, grunts and moans he had never heard himself make finding the open air, his hands planted on the wall and his eyes shut tight, he never thought a human custom as strange sounding as this would make him come undone, would make the warlock come undone, but here he was, weak in the knees as he felt the humans tongue gracefully massage his member.
Adams voice caught in his throat once more as he felt a knot in his stomach- another unfamiliar feeling- his face twisting in confusion as he felt a pleasure like no other, his orgasm washed over him like a tsunami and his mouth fell wide open as his cum spurted out if his dick like a hose.
Peter felt the first shot of hot cum hit the back of his throat and he pulled off quickly, spitting it out before turning back.
"Dude! Yo-"
As he was about to scold the warlock he felt another shot hit his face.
The shorter man closed his eyes and excepted his fate, he sat for a few seconds as the Golden mans cum squirted shot after shot onto the star-lords face, soaking his beard in sticky alien cum.
"Oh- oh ma- ahh-" Adam moaned as his final shots of cum hit Peters face, his eyes closing in ecstasy.
Peter sighed heavily as he looked up at Adam, slightly annoyed.
"Seriously?" Peter asked.
Adam opened his eyes and looked down at the human, his eyebrows knitting together as he wiped some of his cum off his face.
"What is this?" Adam asked, his face twisting up in disgust as he rubbed his fingers together, watching as the sticky substance spread fingers.
Peter groaned as he stood up, breathing heavily as he looked at Adam awkwardly.
"Ok well, you got what you wanted" Peter said.
Adam nodded, out of breath, he wiped the sticky cum off his fingers and shoved his cock back into his pants, he looked down in thought for a second before looking back at Peter, giving him an affirming nod before walking out.
Adam flew off, back into the stars, without Rocket.
Peter watched as the Warlock flew off, taking a cautionary look around before he retreated back into his room again, locking the door behind him.
Peter looked at himself in the mirror, cock twitching in his pants as he saw his face covered in thick alien cum, he ran his fingers through it, gathering it in his hand and pouring it into his mouth, swallowing it eagerly.
"Fuck..." Peter muttered as he shed his pants, practically jumping onto his bed as he vigorously stroked his cock and ate the mysterious strangers cum off of his own face.