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Albedo
Very particular about the fabric and the cut of the underwear. Have to be the right color, shape, HAVE TO BE THE RIGHT EVERYTHING!
He would stick with regular 100% cotton, BUT, he has some silk once for when he really wants to treat himself or for fancy occasions.
Al Haitham
He coordinates his underwear with the weather or some other arbitrary bullshit that doesnt make sense to us normal plebeians. He has to have something really stretchy because
"Oh! having good joint mobility and being stretchy is good for combat, therefor I NEED the stretchy underwear. THEREFOR it is VITAL for my E V O L U T I O N to have them stretchy.”
- Al Haitham, probably
Ayato
“He wears normal basic black and white boxers
Just cotton material because he's so normal, he's so normal, 100% normal, there's nothing special or weird about him that's so normal and it's a testimony to his normalcy, there's nothing wrong here and nothing weird here to see!”
Ilie
Ayaka
She's just like her brother.
Her underwear is morally correct AND politically correct.
Her underwear is a pinnacle to human righteousness.
Baizhu
His favorite color is purple, therefore it's vital for him to have purple ones!!
Has some magic kind of underwear that doesn't get lint on them whenever he washes them. His underwear just kinda rejects lint!
Beidou
There is lace trim and there is silk, she wants nothing but the best for her divine feline of treasures. She has specific underwear for specific occasions.
She has one for when she knows she's going to fight, for when she’s going to partying, drinking, SHE HAS SPECIFIC UNDERWEAR FOR SPECIFIC OCCASIONS!!!!!
Candace
Kinda like Al Haitham with the flexible, stretchy part.
She wants her joints open and stuff, doesn’t wear underwear past her hips.
Probably a thong type of person.
Childe
He has a pair with tiny little narwhals embroidered on it. The thread is shiny so whenever he’s stressed he just stares in the mirror and wiggles to see the light reflect on the shiny thread.
Bonus: he wore them while fighting the traveler to boost his own confidence.
He’s a cotton type of guy, not a silk type of guy because it feels weird against his skin. Feels wrong!!
Cyno
“I can’t see him as a person that wears underwear”
Bea
Dehya
Fashion type of gal, correlates her outfits with her underwear for her own confidence.
“Ooh all of my outfits matching today oh yeah baby”
Def a silk type of person, despite it being sticky and feeling icky she still wears it because IT'S PRETTY! RAHHH!
Wears lace.
Diluc
*Argues whether or not he wears batman underwear or not*
Eula
Wears lace!
Is a thong type of person, she has them high up. Underwear that aren’t thongs fucking SUCK!!!
Ganyu
“There’s grass in her ass.”
Ilie (I WAS JOKING!)
Too tired to bother wearing something pretty, only cares that her underwear feels soft and nice to wear. Kinda like:
“waaah, I have to go to work” *Throws whatever on (puts on a sock)*
Gorou
Doesn’t wear underwear, he needs to let it breathe.
Heizou
Doesn’t give a shit, throws on whatever. So long as it’s vaguely underwear-esque
Hu Tao
She definitely has to have cute little ghosts embroidered on them.
Wears only red and black ones, she would have really cute underwear in the color that she likes!
Itto
“He ALSO doesn’t wear any underwear”
“He wears YOU as underwear”
Bea and Ilie
He probably doesn’t own any, and the pairs he does own have fucking holes in them. Spends his money on other stuff that makes it impossible for him to buy a new pair.
Economically irresponsible.
Jean
Wears flower patterns. Cute patterns! But not super basic patterns, just flowers and stuff. IN MUTED COLORS, SPECIFICALLY!!!
Kaeya
He wears LACE!!! Definitely DEFINETLY wears leather underwear for fun times ;)
Outside of that he also likes to spoil himself, man just look at him. Ain't no way you lookin like Kaeya and not giving a shit about the way you look!
Buys quality underwear that both feels nice and looks nice.
(Bitch wrote this all on her own im not included in this fucketry - Ilie)
Kazuha
Doesn’t really care so long as its underwear. Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures, he’s def shoved a leaf down there at one sad, sad point of his life.
Keqing
Shits expensive and shit is purple! Has bows on her stuff in the front.
Kokomi
She wears cut out underwear, just look at her outfit. She also likes matching her underwear with her outfit, only if she isn’t busy with life or work where she’ll settle with whatever.
Shinobu
Does she even fit underwear in those shorts?
Layla
Def wear blue, white and black ones. She's the type of person to not put super much thought into it, so long as it's the things she likes. Color, feel and material, stuff she deems acceptable!
Lisa
Lacey, purple and expensive. Wears high waist underwear that's expensive and purple, and expensive and purple.
Mona
She has a few good ones, but that she only wears when she wants to really REALLY want to treat herself.
Ningguang
Expensive, lace trimmed and solid laced ones. She’s got weird cut-out and strappy underwear that’s more complex than a mathematical problem. Shits made from silk spun from the rarest flower on the globe that blooms once every 15 years and a pair of undies cost the entirety of Liyue’s BNP.
She also coordinates them with her outfits because she’s organized and sleek like that.
Raiden
Dark purple, and LACE! ITS LACE, SOFTER THAN CLOUDS AND COMFY AS HELL! THEY WILL LAST FOR ETERNITY! RAHHHHH!!!!
Rosaria
Has a really specific requirement for her underwear to be dark red and black ONLY.
Kujou Sara
Black, all solid, no lace no details no nothing. Vaguely devoid of any soul. Her underwear having any type of pazzazz would be a fucking crime against humanity and her devotion to the shogun, somehow.
Shenhe
‘People wear underwear? Glad im not people, underwear sucks’---Shenhe
Sucrose
Just basic. Like basic basic, except shes very particular about the material feeling ‘right’ (there’s literally no boundary for right and wrong material, if she doesnt like it its due to some arbitrary fact that not she can figure out. The underwear is simply doomed to be disliked)
Thoma
‘I feel like he doesn’t really care, wears whatever colour, just slaps em on. Only comfy fancy pair he has are a pair that Ayato gifted him’ - Bea
Tighnari
Ilie: “He has a pocket in the gooch are yk?”
Bea: “Like a fucking kangaroo??”
Ilie: “yeah, he puts herbs and stuff in there to marinate his balls in the positive calming effects of weirdass plants”
Venti
“He wears thongs” - Bea
(Ilie was mortified and tearing up a little bit when I described it as a bag for genitalia)
Wanderer
Has only a few pairs he religiously recycles like his life depends on it because hes so UTTERLY, INSANELY, ILLOGICALLY specific about how his underwear should be. Bro gets new underwear like once every 50 years because he’s so damn unwilling to try and find new ones. Once he blew up a store because he was so offended about the underwear not being right (during his evil scaramouche era)
Xiao
“Hes been wearing the same pair of underwear since birth” - Bea
Yae Miko
She wears expensive silky stuff because come on, look at her. Is any other answer even close to correct?
“shes definitely stolen one of raiden’s pairs lol” - Bea
Yanfei
Her underwear are like lucky-go charms, she has a pair she wears as emotional and moral support to really big, risky cases.
Yelan
God whats up with rich fancy women and my human instincts screaming silk. Shes rich! Of course all of her underwear are the softest and finest silk known to man.
Yoimiya
Just wears the weird damn bandage short undie things??? That stuff honestly cannot be comfortable, image your skin getting pinched between the bandages. Ow.
Zhongli
Ilie: “His underwear are all 300+ years old-”
Bea: “NO! When he was Morax he went down to Liyue, saw someones underwear hanging out to dry or something, stole them because they looked weird and tried to figure out how to wear them and couldnt figure it out. Some random guy came around and was like ‘wtf no you wear it like this’”
Ilie: “What, like in public?”
Bea: “YES. And ever since hes worn only that pair, and he didnt get any other ones until he decided to become human”