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euronymous pees all over the bed because hes a FAGG!!!!! “o- o- o- o- omg!!! kittenn!!! why you peed!!!” deed says!
“sowwy daddy ;-;” euornymous says as he sniffs the pee!!!
“Its ok kitten!” peed says! “i like when my kitty titty a little pissy!!! he laufs!!!
Varg walks in. “What the fuck??? On my bed too??? You both have beds FOR A FUCKING REASON!!!!” He hates them both and wishes they would move out or die.
“sowwy ;-;” euronysmous says. “Sorry??? FUCKING SORRY??? YOU PEED ON MY BED!!!” Varg screams!! “YOU AREN’T A CAT SO STOP POOPING I N A FUCKING LITER BOX ALSO!!! TAKE THE FUCKING COLLAR OFF AND GET A FUCKING JOB OR WORK ON THE ALBUM BEFORE I STAB YOU TO DEATH!!!!” varg is pissed off but he interupted thwyre erolpay so they leave and dont even clean the mess!
da date its April 7 1991!(4/7/91) and they liyetally jud5 hav sex of the couch then and the PISS all over the couch too!!! Varg has enough and planning revenge!!!
the next day pepe killed himseld and euronsymous wa svery sad but immediately found anpther weirdo to hav sex with him. Varg thought of it as cruel and disgusting!!!
The next next day varg decided to stab euronymsous to death and euronhmous DIED!!!