Work Text:
*theme song starts*
dododododododoooododooo
doooo
dododood
dododoodo
dododo
oddoodododododoooooooo
dododooooododddddooo
*theme song ends*
R: u r hot
J: u 2 bb gurl
R: do u want 2 hv sex?
J: kk
R: lets play nicki minaj because she is my favorite singer
J: kk
*sex*
R: ok now cum inside my ass
J: *gives thumbs up*
*more sex*
R: ur dick is tasty
J: ikr let me eat urs
R: okay
*more sex, theyre sluts ok*
J: i am pregagaganant
R: ok
J: u r the bb daddy
R: no
*he vanishes*
J: oh gee willikers i am a single mother father
the end
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