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It's summer time again. Days of sunshine, stickiness and ice cream. Hoseok is faced again with the task of cleaning up the dorm. The floor has underwear everywhere and the smell of hastily taken off shoes after dance practice crowd the doorway.
Unclean dishes fill the sink and on various surfaces in the dorm. With some questionable life forms growing into civilisations. Taehyung may have started calling them his friends and given them names. "Ooh, floss is growing up so fast, isn't she cute. Mossy has turned into such a pretty colour. Blackie is sprouting some interesting hairs, is he sick".
He is assisted in this endeavour with Jimin. He sees something at the corner of his eye. He closes his eyes hoping it isn't what he thinks it is. But the gods are not on his side.
Faced with his nemesis the roach. He stares petrified for a whole second before he let's out a high-pitched scream of terror. Alerting Jimin of the impending doom that is to fall upon them. "Hyung, what's wrong?"he says.
Hoseok clings to Jimin like a lifeline, "Jiminie, you need to be brave, the devil himself has sent his evil minion from hell."
Jimin catches on quickly "Hyung, the bug spray." The bug spray is no where in sight. Jimin silently curses Jin for not stocking up.
They quickly go through their plans of action. Can't call Namjoon because he is going to destroy the whole dorm in his efforts to kill the bastard.
Kook-terminator and Taehyung are no where in sight. Taken away by Jin Hyung as the grocery carriers of the day.
The bugger decided to fly at them. More screaming and scrambling around to reach safety but keeping it in sight.
It had settled near the door and they yell at each other for the next course of action. Hoseok said, "call Yoongi-hyung he will save us."
Jimin speed dials Yoongi's number. "Hello," Yoongi says.
"Hyung, it's me Jimin", Jimin replies.
"Yeah?"he responds.
"What are you doing?"Jimin asks.
"I just finished work and almost home, why?" Yoongi said. Whilst keying in the door code.
He steps in to see Hoseok sliding to the floor with tears in his eyes. "I love you Hyung," Hoseok yells.
Yoongi thinks, What the hell is wrong with him? Then Hoseok passes out falling on to Jimin. Jimin mumbles, "Hyung just look at your shoes."
Yoongi takes a look. A string of curses fly out faster than the speed of light. "Fucking mother of god these are fucking Prada, these cost $1000." Thus Yoongi channelled his rage into writing 'The roach fucking killed it' onto his mixtape.