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Ohana means family‼️‼️‼️‼️
Rizz Touch
Okay but guys I think that I’m Bi
Like I want to kiss women, but idk where the men bit came from???
It’s confusing as shit.
It’s CHAI
（╹◡╹）
How do you not know, hmmmmm?
Rizz Touch
Wdym???
I have a feeling he knows something…
Dad Parker
Miles, kid.
You, are so very not good at the feelings department.
Rizz Touch
You literally just divorced MJ for the second time. 😒
Dad Parker
It’s called a break, you should do more of those between missions Miles!
It does wonders for your health!
Rizz Touch
Nah Imma do my own thing.
Blonde.
You still haven’t fully recovered from Miguel giving you head trauma, If that’s doing your own thing than I am officially concerned for your decision-making abilities, Miles.
Rizz Touch
Says the betrayer
Blonde.
Is this going to come up every time we have a disagreement?
Rizz Touch
Yes, Gwen you made a guy run after me on all fours do you know how terrifying that shit is?
It doesn’t help that he’s now my Spanish Tutor.
Blonde.
I mean fair, but at least you’re not failing now I guess???
Rizz Touch
Bruh
Hobbyist (anarchy)
Speaking of Miguel, I think he’s more confused about what a closet is than you are about your sexuality.
Rizz Touch
Thank you so much for bringing this point to light
WAIT ACTUALLY YOU DO HAVE A POINT WTFFFF??
Optimus prime
He’s always in his spider suit, if he finds out what a closet is, he might never come out.
It’s CHAI
Do you think @Dad Parker has been in the closet with him? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dad Parker
I am going to respectfully disagree with you.
Rizz Touch
I sense romantic tension 💖💖💖💖
Dad Parker
Miles, No.
Rizz Touch
Miles, Yes.
Optimus prime
Well, if saving the world ever gets boring, at least Peter have a backup career as a professional closet investigator.
Also how do you have access to those emojis and I have the stupid English ones?
Dad Parker
NOT YOU TOO, PENI HOW COULD YOU-
It’s CHAI
ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘
Also you are very not sneaky about it, which is probably where the student gets it from. ^ - ^
Rizz Touch
That was very uncalled for man
Hobbyist (anarchy)
Good job Pavitr mate
Gotta challenge the restraints of society
It’s CHAI
（＾ω＾）
Chat Noir
I would say all three of them are just as bad as each other.
Rizz Touch
NOIR NO, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO JOIN IN TOO?
Dad Parker
They grow up so fast 🥲
Chat Noir added Miguel to the chat
Rizz Touch
Oh great, now the whole gang is here. Just perfect.
It’s CHAI added Jessica
It’s CHAI
Now the whole gangs here d(￣ ￣) !!!
Pork on your fork?
Well this is about to become the sitcom of the century, good thing I didn’t take my paid leave!
Rizz Touch
What.
¡Qué carajo! ¿Has querido decirme que el permiso remunerado era una opción todo este tiempo? ¡Mis facturas médicas se están acumulando, y he estado balanceándome por la ciudad como una piñata rebajada!
Pork on you fork?
I have no idea what he said, but I have a feeling he may be mad.
Hobbyist (anarchy)
I don’t take paid leave I just steal the money from Miguel’s platinum card while he isn't looking. Works like a charm when the silly bugger is always sleep deprived.
Rizz Touch
That explains a lot, actually.
Optimus prime
Is that how you always somehow have replacement guitars?
Miguel
You little shit, is that why my card is maxed out?
Hobbyist (anarchy)
You’re a real detective, Miguel. Took you long enough to figure that out mate.
Miguel
Well, someone has to keep you all in check. And Hobbs there will be consequences.
Hobbyist (anarchy)
Like what, half the spider-verse run after me shouting bloody murder and then you’re gonna come up and slam me into an object repeatedly and take away my freedom?
Rizz Touch
Damn, that is of a very specific line of coincidences that totally have not happened before, and definitely not to me!
Miguel
You know what I am banning you from doing shift work for 5 months Hobbs.
Hobbyist (anarchy)
Look, the capitalist is flexing his power! Trying to suppress the proletariat's artistic expression!
Rizz Touch
Yeah, Miguel, I mean we did just save many, many, many alternate dimensions from collapsing. And Hobie here was more help out of everyone combined, and he didn’t even listen to what anyone was saying… except for me for some reason???
Hobbyist (anarchy)
Eh, you’re cool though. Couldn’t keep ya from saving your old man. Shit’s messed up when people are trying to stop you from having a family.
Miguel
Alright, alright. Fine, I won't ban you from shift work. But you Miles I will, ¿Por qué no me dijiste que tu cabeza seguía actuando mal?
Rizz Touch
Porque sabía que me ibas a prohibir hacer cualquier cosa interesante, y no estoy dispuesto a perderme la diversión.
Miguel
¡Eres un dolor en el trasero, Miles! Siempre buscando problemas.
Rizz Touch
Deberías considerarte afortunado de que no arranque tus dientes y los cuelgue en mi pared como un recuerdo preciado.
It’s CHAI
What are they saying (*´꒳`*)??
Rizz Touch
Miguel's mad at me for not telling him about my head acting up, and I told him he should consider himself lucky that I haven't ripped his teeth out and hung them on my wall as a precious memento.
Miguel
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me being the only responsible adult in this group.
Optimus prime
I can’t wait until Jess comes back and reads more than half of the chat history.
Pork on your fork?
Can someone pass me the popcorn? I left it in the microwave, and this conversation is getting juicier by the second!
Miguel
I still can’t believe a talking pig is participating in this conversation.
Rizz Touch
Don’t we have a talking Ben variant in HQ?