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Too Drunk To Think Right

Summary:

Inspired from Pezzy’s video: “Drinking This Much Was A Mistake” 10:17

When Puffer claims he would “dominate” him, pezzy knew it was just a joke but he was still curious if he had ever meant it.

Notes:

Btw this is a complete joke, I rlly hope none of them find and read this,

If they do, I AM SO SORRY.
If not, then enjoy :)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

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It’s hours after Grizzy and Puffer left Pezzy’s room. He was in a drunken state ; laying on the floor, giggling to himself. One hand still held the bottle of alcohol that he and his friends had almost emptied.

Even when Pezzy didn’t drink most of it, he felt so warm and happy. He couldn’t stand up if he tried to, his legs were like jelly.

Droid was drunk too, laying In pezzy’s bed, asleep and closely tucked against the wall . Pezzy attempts to drag himself towards his bed, clueless that Droid was in it.

When finally gets himself on his bed, he began to think about what Puffer said to him

“I would dominate you”

Those words echoed in Pezzy’s head, he knew it was just a joke, but it didn’t hurt to imagine if he had meant it. He started to fantasize about Puffer actually acting on his words.

His drunk self couldn’t help but get turned on by the images he had visualised in his head ; Puffer pining him down and putting him in his place, wrapping his hands around pezzy’s neck while he whispers degrading things in his ear. His imagination ran wild with the single sentence.

Pezzy’s hand subconsciously travels down to his jeans, where a tent grows. His eyes were barely open as he began to touch himself through his jeans. Pezzy whines as the strain from the tight material of his pants made his erection painfully pleasurable.

Quiet moans left his lips as his cock springs out when he pulls down the two layers restraining his stiff shaft. Pezzy felt the cold air hit his rock hard member and soon beads of pre-cum flows down the twitching cock.

He pulls his pants and underwear all the way down to his ankles,then kicking it off to the floor quickly; leaving his lower region completely exposed.

Pezzy had one hand on his dick and the other up to the side of his face. He was stuffing his fingers in his own mouth and pretending it to be Puffer’s. Envisioning scenarios like Puffer having his way with him and treating him as rough as he wanted.

He started to pump his cock ruthlessly as if he had no say. Masochistically hitting his dong and flinching as he inflicts pain onto himself. Grunts and more lustful moans escaped his mouth as he continues to switch between hitting,squeezing And stroking his wood till his tip reddened and more pre-cum slid down his cock. He was getting close.

It was shameful that could finish merely by his own imagination. Fantasying about a good friend of his Fucking the shit out of him was embarrassing, humiliating.

But he likes it.

Pezzy’s hand was scratching up his leg as he strikes himself at a faster pace, chasing his climax. He enjoyed edging, bringing himself to the brink of pleasure before letting go but when it got unbearable he forcefully pumped himself till his back arched. He threw his head back while his eyes rolled to the back of his head. His hand gripping on his bedsheet for dear life as he pushed his pelvis towards the air. The release was so impactful, that he swore his vision turned white for a bit. He fully opened his eyes to see that he had finished on himself, the strings of cloudy white residue from his chest to his chin.

“Damn that’s a lot of cum man, you were reallyyy pent up lol”

A drowsy voice speaks up from above him as Pezzy goes quiet, his panting has gone to a stop. Of course there was no hiding the fact that Droid had caught Pezzy jerk himself off but he had no words to explain himself.

“What are you doing here..” Pezzy meekly asks his recently awoken friend.

“I mean we were drinking in your room, I fell asleep in your bed, whoops” Droid explains with his eyes half open. Pezzy turns his head behind where Droid was.

A pause fills the room, Pezzy was going to reason with his friend but he continues,

“It’s totallyyyy normal to jerk your ween every so now and then by the way. We allll do it, I’m not gonna tell a single soul”

“…” ‘How can Droid say this so casually?’ Pezzy thought, true he could trust him but a little part of him still felt worried. The two of them joke about being gay all the time but this was real.

Pezzy turns away, looking down at himself instead, realising that Droid probably already saw that he released on himself.

“Goddammit” Pezzy murmurs to himself, touching the sticky residue before struggling to get up to clean himself up.

He quickly grabs a random sweater from his closet to change into but he hears Droid laughing, he grins and says,

“You put on a good show for me anyways”

Pezzy couldn’t help but pause and get a bit embarrassed before continuing his task. Droid loves making Pezzy flustered from his comments, watching him scurry off out of his room after what he said was a cute sight. His ears really couldn’t get any redder.

“I wonder if I should tell him that I heard him whispering Puffer’s name” Droid smirks and speaks to himself, resting his head back.

When Pezzy returns back, he’s in a fresh sweater, his wet hair dripping onto the towel hung around his neck. As soon as he walks in, he observes the messy room; littered with crinkle chip bags, empty cans shoved into a corner and clothes just everywhere. He goes to look for his phone, ignoring Droid that was huddled towards the wall, Pezzy just assumes he’s asleep.

Even though he’s had a shower, Pezzy felt rather Groggy, lazily kicking around trash to look for his phone.

It takes awhile to finally ask Droid,

“Hey Droid, have you seen my phone?”

“You talking about this phone?”

Droid rolls around to reveal that he’s been on his phone, messing around. Just a little prank right?

“What have you been doing on my phone!” Pezzy immediately reaches over, snatching it from Droid’s hands. Unfortunately Pezzy was just a little too late to reverse his friend’s actions.

“Oh I just texted Puffer to come back for a little you know you know, heh hehhh” Droid laughs and winks but Pezzy panics,

“You.. what?”

“Oh come on, Puffer wants it too, he told me before so don’t worry about it”

“You said you wouldn’t tell a single soul!”

“I mean I texted as you soo technically I didn’t tell him, you did”

“You!..”

Before Pezzy could argue with Droid, he hears the door bell and knocking coming from the front door.

Pezzy sighs and points sternly at Droid, “we will talk about this later, now don’t touch any more of my shit”

Pezzy quickly gets the door and low and behold was Puffer standing by the door frame.

“What took you so long”

“I mean I just found out Droid invited you over”

“Droid? Didn’t you text me?”

“Yea about that.. Droid used my phone to text u as a joke..”

“What so.. you didn’t wank off calling out my name?”

“Jesus, how much did Droid tell you?”

“So it was true!”

Pezzy finally looks at the texts droid sent and it was atrocious.
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.👤Puffer 🐡👤.
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“Pezzy”————————————————Puffer
< Hey baby )
……………………………………………(Wtf u gud Pezzy? >
< no, bc ur not here ;))
……………………………( Droid get off Pezzy’s phone >
< i came over you, did ya kno that? )
…………………………....…….( Pezzy you still drunk? >
< I want you Puffer, come over )
……………………………………………………….( you sure? >
< you said you could dominate me right? )
< Prove it. )
……………..……………..……( Don’t tempt me Pezzy >
< Or what? Am I riling you up? )
………….….……( I swear I’m gna strangle you.. >
< oo! Is that a promise? )
………………( This is way too kinky, even for me >
……………………………………………( I’m coming over. >
< Id rather you come (on me 🤭) )
………………………………………………………( stfu Pezzy >
< <3 )

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“Oh.. my.. god. I’m going to kill that ma-“ Pezzy was ready to storm off back to his room to yell at Droid but Puffer stops him by grabbing his arm.

“Now Hol on! Is what he texted true?”

“Mmm.. I will confess that some parts are true..” Pezzy looks away, his angry gaze softens.

“So I’m guessing you did have a wank over what I said about dominating you”

“It’s just a dumb fantasy I had for a moment..”

“I could make it real for you.”

“What?”

Puffer pushes Pezzy to the closest wall, pining him between his arms; forcing intimate eye contact. Pezzy cowers for a second before looking into Puffer’s stern eyes. Those eyes held roaring confidence, Pezzy already knew from this point that he wasn’t going to be leaving any time soon.

Since Droid was in Pezzy’s room, they took the chance for revenge to Droid’s room. They made a mural agreement to fuck in his room, while he’s asleep soundly in the other.

They decided to keep it Low, any interruptions would probably ruin the mood.

“How’s Grizzy?”

“Drunk and asleep, he won’t be awake for probably another 3 hours”

“So we’ve got all the time we need? Huh, lucky us”

They both smiled before interlocking themselves in a passionate kiss, it was hot and steamy, each of their hands explored each other.

Pezzy closes his eyes as his left hand held Puffer’s neck and his right was moving around Puffer’s broad back.

On Puffer’s end, his left was holding Pezzy’s waist whilst the other hand held Pezzy’s short,brown, still kinda wet, locks of hair; gripping it tightly and pushing him closer into the kiss.

They only stopped the kiss when one of them had lost their breath. Pezzy starts taking off his clothes quickly, with no intention of a slow strip tease. Throwing the towel to one side, along with all his other articles of clothing. Puffer simply did the same.

Puffer admired Pezzy’s slender body, he wasn’t totally all skin and bones, there was a bit of meat on him and at places where it should be (wink wink)

Pezzy did have muscles but due to his lack of fat, it couldn’t stand out very easily. Puffer didn’t mind any of that, he couldn’t describe it but he liked looking at Pezzy’s physic.

So does Pezzy, he was in awe of all the muscles Puffer could flex merely by taking off his clothes. They were almost perfect for each other.

“Can I be rough?”

“well this isn’t my first rodeo so, go ham”

Puffer had no hesitation to pin Pezzy down onto the (Droid’s) bed to bring him into another sloppy and sexy kiss. But this time , Puffer’s hands had a mission.

His left travelled down immediately to grab the already semi-stiff member, he made a noise In surprise but soon got use to it. While the left was working the front, his right hand had plans on the back.

~to be continued~

Let me know if you’d like this to continue, I’ve sent this in first as a little taste yk, just comment anything yehh