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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
The god of aftercare. He will bathe with you and clean you up, change the sheets, and even order you your favorite food. He will smother you in kisses, cuddles, and praise.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He takes pride in his back, arms, and shoulders. He loves carrying you around for any means necessary, he loves the way you fit perfectly in his arms.
When it comes to you he loves your ass and thighs, they’re like stress relievers for him. He loves to put his face and head on them for comfort, like the better version of pillows. When you’re in the car with him being his passenger prince he will grip your thigh with one hand while steering with the other. He stares at your ass while you pass by him either at Headquarters visiting him and other Spider-people or at your home in one of his tee-shirts wearing only boxers, occasionally playfully smacking it. He also loves kissing along your top surgery scars, thinking they are the most prettiest things in the world.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves giving you creampies, accidental or not, he is obsessed with watching his cum drip out of your cunt before swiping it up with his fingers and shoving it back in, feasting on the lewd noises it makes. He also loves it on your face when you give him head. He makes you open your mouth and stick out your tongue, it spreading over your slightly swollen, red, glossy lips and painting your flushed red cheeks and warm pink tongue. Those are his favorites but overall enjoys seeing it painted anywhere on your pretty body.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He enjoys telling you that someone will hear or walk in on you guys while making love in his office. He loves feeling you tighten around him due to the possibility of someone seeing you doing such things with the boss who they dont know is your lover. He secretly records you guys while fucking, purposely making you do the most freaky things then jerk off to it later. When you fall asleep after he makes love to you he rolls up his shirt he put you in up to your flat chest and takes a photo of your swollen stomach thats full of cum after he creampied you multiple times, your pussy still out and your enlarged clit is hard and swollen from being fucked for many hours. (btw, in case you don't know, when you're on the testosterone hormone your clit starts to grow larger than usual and resembles a small penis but it doesn't function as one so its technically still just a bundle of swollen nerves). He has cameras placed in every room in your house hooked up on his monitors at HQ so when he’s at work he knows what you’re doing at every moment (he can even watch you masturbate).
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He had a kid, obv he knows how to please. He knows every way to make you feel good, not stopping till you’re a total mess, and i mean your eyes rolling back, slurring your words, and whimpering his name over and over again.
F = Favourite position
Mating press, full nelson, and cowgirl(or in this case cowboy).
With mating press he loves to fold you in half and watch your facial expressions as he wrecks your insides. With full nelson he loves picking you up and making you watch as he thrusts in and out of you in front of a mirror, going inside you as deep as he can. With cowboy he gets off on watching you bounce on his dick, hands on his chest and throwing your head back screaming his name. When you get tired and start to slow down he helps you out by holding you by your hips and guiding you.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s very serious, if you try to joke around he will make you shut up by kissing you aggressively or thrusting into you hard two or three times to make you focus.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He’s not that hairy, because of the suit a certain amount of hair can cause discomfort. He has a long and visible happy trail when his shirt is off.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He cant keep his hands off you, he’s always holding your waist, hands, legs, face, and exploring your body touching you everywhere. Groping your ass, flicking and massaging your nipples, dragging his thumb across your bottom lip.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He’s definitely jerked off watching from the cameras while you lay stomach-down on your bed showing your ass and back thighs, or laying on your back wearing short-shorts, your ass, thighs, stomach, and crotch on full display. He can even see your pretty face.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Breeding, marking, and size. He loves filling you up with seed to the point were it looks like you’re some weeks pregnant. Bites and hickeys everywhere on your body. He loves marking you in places where everyone can see so that they all know that you’re his. He also loves when you leave scratch marks on his back, it shows him you had a good time. He loves how small you are compared to him, you’re not that small but compared to him you are because of the way his built, he gets off on the way you look while sitting on his lap or pressed against his chest.
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
He likes privacy and being in the comfort of your own home but he doesn’t mind some semi-public intimacy. He enjoys the thrill of you cock-warming him under his desk at Headquarters while he’s trying to discuss missions with other spider-people. Or bending you over on his desk.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
When he sees the marks he left on you from previous nights will make him wanna leave more, especially if its on your thighs and lower ass. If you squirt its an instant hard-on for him, even if he just climaxed. And god forbid if you’re wearing his tee-shirt and it lifts up slightly when you bend down or reach up for something. This man will also not be afraid to fuck you with the suit on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that involves piss or shit. Ageplay too. And roleplay, I just feel like he isnt a good actor and just wouldn’t be into it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He likes giving better. Like I said, this man loves to please you, but would never turn down your request to give him a blowjob. When he eats you out he does it right, he uses his hands and gently spreads your folds to get in there better, making sure you feel amazing. But seeing the carpet burns and red marks on your knees after giving him head turns him on.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
The first few times with you were soft and slow, only speeding up when you asked. But now he does it at his own free will, knowing you’ll like it anyways. But he will go soft if you say thats what you want, he wants you to be comfortable throughout it all.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He likes to be intimate, he wants to take his time to make you feel good but hes not opposed to quickies if you both get horny with only a short amount of time to get it fixed.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
The only thing he would be nervous or hesitant about would be biting, choking, pulling your hair, and retracting his claws on you mainly because he’s scared of hurting you and only wants to give you pleasure but if you insist he will definitely try.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He lasts 10-15 minutes and can go about 3 rounds, maybe more depending on how pent up you both are. He will definitely make you cum more times than him tho, making you overstimulated and your legs will be shaken up and sore in the morning.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He does get a bit jealous when he finds your collection of toys but he gets the idea to use your small pink vibrator on you, rubbing it against your clit, nipples, and in your cunt.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
This man is a tease. He will tease you for ages to the point where you’re begging him to fuck you properly, but sometimes he’s so pent-up that he just goes straight to fucking you himself.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s not too loud, he’s more in the middle. He grunts and sometimes whimpers, he praises and occasionally degrades you manly because he loves worshiping you. When he’s close to climaxing he mutters words in spanish, mostly words of praise about how good you feel and how he’s close.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
One time before you guys were gonna go on a date, he left an outfit out for you, and next to your clothes there was a vibrator that he could control from his phone. And during the date he would turn it on to the max setting and watch you as you squirm and shudder while holding your mouth shut so you dont moan in public. Your face red and Miguels dick hard asf. Now he thinks about doing it again more often than not. He also calls you his pretty boy and a variety of masculine pet names in spanish.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s 6 inches when soft but when hard he’s 7-8. He’s girthy and is about 3.5 inches in circumference.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He can keep himself together but certain things can get him going, like seeing marks from previous nights, walking in on you masturbating, seeing your underbutt while you’re wearing short-shorts, when you look at him through your eyelashes, and when you’re eating a popsicle(cus yk how that shit looks.. 👀 ).
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He typically waits for you to fall asleep first, and when you he holds you closer and breaths in your scent. It helps him fall asleep. He softly peppers your face in kisses, admiring your beautiful sleeping face.