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Nikolai was browsing the web on one random day, going through all his social media and such, and on one of his feeds, he saw that a venue in Canada was hosting a hatsune miku concert. As soon as he saw this, he called up Fyodor. Since Nikolai didn't really want to spend money because he knew he would spend it on other shit, he decided to try and loan it off on Fyodor.
"Hey Fyodor! I saw that there was going to be this-" "Stop! I know what your going to ask, I saw the concert on my feed" Fyodor's voice trailed. "Your going to try to make me pay for it, aren't you?" Nikolai sat there, defeated with the accusation acting like he wasn't about to ask. "Indeed! You guess right, and I'll assume by you saying those very words, you agree and will pay! Plane tickets included as well." Nikolai hung up the call, Fyodor grumbled.
As Fyodor went to the website to buy the tickets, they had already been sold out. He quickly grabbed his cellphone to ring Nikolai. "Nikolai, The tickets are sold out" Fyodor sighed into the phone. "What?!? This is horrible!" Nikolai proceeded to lay on the floor with his phone still in his grasp. Then Nikolai had a great idea, "What if we just sneak in? Surely we won't get caught, right?" NIkolai had a sure grin on his face. "Are we really going to do something that risky just for a hatsune miku concert?"
"Yes, we are"
As Nikolai hung up the phone, he started giggling deviously and rolling around on the floor. "I should know of a plan by now..." He laid flat on his carpet and really thought for a second, he shook off many ideas but then went with the simplest one. he called Fyodor again, this time Fyodor hung up before the call started, and texted Nikolai. "Surely this isn't actually happening... right...?" "I thought of a plan!" Nikolai replied rather quickly and then started mumbling the plan to himself.
Nikolai smoothly tapped his cellphone screen, putting the plan into the tiny text box. "Okay, so I know this is going to sound really simple. But what if we buy tickets to another thing happening at the venue, so we can get in, and then we just sneak into the concert once we're in" "That is the most elementary school plan ever. Lets just pull the fire alarm and once its evaluated that there isn't actually a fire, we sneak in with the crowd" Nikolai grinned at the plan. "That will be our last resort, so its agreed upon?" "Yes."