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Lexa- “I don’t know if this is working…Clarke of the sky people do you hear me?”
Clarke- “Lexa? I mean Commander…is that you?”
Lexa-“Yes…the one that you call Octavia gave me a radio sothat I may speak to you.”
Clarke-“Oh…okay. Sowhat do you need to talk to me about? Should I come to see you? Is this about the upcoming raid?”
Lexa-“No…I mean no it’s not about the raid…I…uh…I thought maybe we could talk.”
Clarke-“Alright.”
Lexa- “To get to the point I wish to discuss intercourse with you…specifically sexual intercourse of the non-reproductive variety, I believe that I have heard your people refer to it as fucking.”
Clarke-“Lexa please change the radio call station to 2 now.”
Lexa-“But I can hear you fine…now back to the subject of fucking.”
Clarke-“I know you can hear me fine so can the rest of my people. Please change the station so that we can talk in private.”
Lexa-“I don’t understand, is sex something that you are not comfortable discussing? Have I gone about this wrong?”
Clarke-“It’s not that… station 2…please Lexa.”
Lexa-“I should have gone with my instincts…tell me Clarke do you prefer venison or boar? Perhaps pheasant?”
Clarke-“What?”
Lexa-“Nevermind I shall send them all. I hope that you will accept my gifts and that you may allow me to join you at dinner.”
Clarke-“Are you asking me out?”
Lexa-“If that means that I wish to spend time with you in hopes of you sharing my bed then yes…I am asking you out.”
Clarke-“I…uhh…”
Raven-“She would love to, she will see you tonight Commander.”
Clarke-“Raven!”
Raven-“Your fault for not changing channels.”
Lexa-“So is that a yes Clarke?”
Clarke-“I will be there before sundown.”
Lexa-“I will be waiting. I look forward to dinner and the possible fucking sky princess.”
Clarke-“Seriously Lexa station 2.”