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Rebecca aka “da boss” 💜
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Ted opens their chat and his eyes widen immediately.
Rebecca aka “da boss” 💜: a little present for you so you don’t feel down.😏😉 now you can always look at them whenever you want! 😛
Ted felt like he couldn’t breath. His face? Red. His…well you know? Hard. He? Almost dead. Almost? Definitely.
“Hey…uh Beardo…how do you react when you get nudes from…well, a mighty attractive woman?”
Beard looks at him, slightly confused.
“Did Rebecca send you nudes?”
Ted’s face gave it away, he didn’t say anything, but Beard could read it just by his facial expression.
“Diamond dogs!”
Roy, Higgins and Nate came in as fast as possible.
“Who died?” “What happened?” “Is this about Ted and Rebecca?”
All of them looked at Roy. “What? Keeley always tells me you two basically undress each other while fucking looking at each other. And she is right”
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“I’m telling you Keeley! I can’t fucking delete the pictures it’s not working! And besides he has already seen them!” Rebecca is freaking out. She accidentally sent Ted nudes. The ones on the yacht, not like…there are any more but well, you never know right?
“Babes relax, I bet he closed them immediately, it’s Ted! Tho it’s hot how you two fuck each other just with your looks!”
“KEELEY?!”
“what? It’s true, anyway, want me to go check on him?”
“no no…it’s okay”
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“Roy that’s not the point! Rebecca sent me…nudes, they were made on a yacht” Ted was blushing again.
“whoaaaaa” the 3 men said at the same time.
“maybe they weren’t meant for ya?” Suddenly a seemingly invested Jamie Tartt stood at the door in their office.
“Jamie could be right Coach…I never got any, and her and I dated you know?” Sam said.
“what?” “What?”
Roy, Beard, Nathan and Higgins seemed very surprised to hear that.
“when did you have something with da boss?” Jamie chuckles.
“Uh-“ Sam Obisanya was blushing now, damn.
“it’s fine Sam…Rebecca told me she had an affair with ya” Ted admitted.
“WHAT?!” Beard said “you knew?”
Ted just nodded.
“Anyway- that’s not the point. Rebecca sent me nudes, and I don’t know why”
“did you like them?” Roy asks.
“I mean only someone that’s blind or named Rupert Mannion couldn’t see how attractive Rebecca Welton is…”
“Just go up there and tell her ya want to shag her coach!” Jamie said with a lot of enthusiasm.
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Rebecca was sitting in her office, feeling really embarrassed, so when it knocked on the door, she definitely didn’t expect Ted.
“Oh god Ted! What are you doing here!” “Jeez thanks…thought you’d be happier to see me..” Ted let’s out a sarcastic chuckle. “No it’s not that but…I- those pictures…weren’t meant for you…they were for Keeley, so she shouldn’t have to ask me whenever she wants to see them…” Oh. Now he feels like an idiot. “Oh…yea…uh makes sense” Rebecca studies his face. “Why did you want them to be for you?”
Ted felt like he couldn’t breath. Rebecca was standing up now…slowly, all he could think about was her naked body on that yacht…
“Am I making you nervous Coach Lasso?”
“R-Rebecca I-“
Rebecca walked past him, feeling more than comfortable now that she knows he liked what he saw…
“See you tomorrow Ted.”
“I- tomorrow, Bye- R’becca”
End