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(Some basic P2 Dude ideas, very rambly, originally posted onto Tumblr)
- Was and still is one of those people that you could have paid them to make you a geocities website for you if you didnt know how to code
- speaking of school i do think he probably has an associates and thats it, went to community college and had a straight 2.0-2.5 GPA and passed for a degree he barely uses (till he gets the RWS job honestly)
- i think dude 100% found champ one day, just a really ratty looking puppy full of worms under his trailer one day. thats his dog now
- gonna be real honest, dude is probably not the best dog owner but he really tries (for more elaboration you can ask im very passionate about animal care/content because i spent literal hours researching for my fic....)
- OH YEAH the bitch, i can see them getting married like, right out of college/soon after, you got to be at least a bit young and dumb to tattoo 'Dude' on your collarbone like she did...
- the marriage was most likely for image on dudes part and at first infatuation on the bitch’s part.
- dude needs constant stimulation or else he is forced to think about his life choices and will have a crisis
- insomniac, he hasnt been able to sleep on his own bed since the bitch decided it was hers now
- dude is very repressed, hes bisexual and kind of refuses to acknowledge that he likes men even a little bit unless he is forced to think about it or has feelings for -gasp- a man
- probably genuinely likes krotchy and the whole franchise as a whole
- UMMM …. I think he might age-regress in some form or manner if given the chance, he never had a childhood he saw other kids at school or on tv had so he desperately craves for it even if its in the back of his mind
- he definitely is autistic, no way of escaping that assigned neurodivergency
- people like writing that he has ‘vibrant’ green eyes but , ngl i see them as very dull and tired, i dont think theres really much energy behind them
- probably has a very limited palate for food, comes from a variety of causes
- would not know what the fuck to do if given a genuine bit of kindness from someone, hes so used to being forced to pay back for something or for it to go wrong hed be speechless
- has body image issues, he thinks hes too tall and too skinny… he hates his red hair and his nose and everything, would be very content on not being perceived by anyone because he is not what he thinks the world expects him to be