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Donny doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in her Jeep, every Monday
We retrace every step, take it real slow
She tells me everything, and Donny doesn’t know
Oh, Donny doesn't know
So don't tell Donny
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
So don't tell Donny
Fiona keeps on name-dropping
But she stays with me
And I'm not topping
'Cause Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
So don't tell Donny
Donny doesn't know
Don't tell Donny
He’s so funny, always smirking
While I'm right behind him, lurking
Fiona's got me on the phone
And I’m trying not to moan
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
So don't tell Donny
'Cause Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
So don't tell Donny
He puts on a show
I just say ‘hello’
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Same parkin' lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
Even a few photos
Laughing all the way, ‘cause Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
She did me on his birthday
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
So don't tell Donny
Donny doesn't know
Donny will know
Donny doesn't know
Donny’s gotta know
We’re gonna tell Donny
Soon as he does himself
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Donny has to
Donny has to
Donny has to go
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
So don't tell Donny
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
Donny doesn't know
So don't tell Donny