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Donald poured his coffee as he looks out of the window, a beautiful view of DC and the tourists scattered about. He awaited his pregnant husband Joe, who was now reaching the 9 month mark. Ever since he was convicted, the couple has been staying at this married couple's house, two lovely ladies called Pearl and Marina. Their cat, an evil shithole named Judd, always attacked Donald for some unknowl reason, but he's been cozying up to Joe a lot.
Donald heard someone sneak into the kitchen, and started making pancake batter.
"Oh, good morning Donald! how are you?" The woman asked. Marina was her name. She was a full time student at Georgetown University and a part time employee at Wendy's. "Does Joe need anything? He's due any day now."
"Joe's a late sleeper, that damn sleepy Joe." Donald chuckled.
The two were interrupted by Judd jumping on Donald and scratching the SHIT out of him. Donald just grabbed him and chucked him out of their window. a usual part of the morning ritual. then, a loud scream. Pearl's scream. it was her signal to everyone else she was awake. Pearl was a high school dropout and worked as a kids birthday costumer.
and with Pearls scream, Donald heard one sound: Joe yawning. Donald walked to the room, caressing Joe Biden's forehead before kissing him on the cheek
"How's my little sleepy joe?" Donald whispered playfully as he played with Joe's forehead wrinkles. Joe was still naked from last night, so Donald got the beautiful dress that Marina sewed for him on. "That's my little Jo-jo." Donald kissed him on the lips, then went to Joe's pregnant belly "And how about our lil guy? say, is our lil guy gonna be a Democrat or a Republican?" he asked to the bump.
"I can feel the baby kicking, Donald. he's responding to us.." A tear falls from Joe's eye.
Later that day, Joe screamed
"THE BABY IS COMING! HELP HELP THE BABY IS COMING!" But Donald wasn't home... he was hunting for food. MArina ran into the door
"OH MY GOD PEARLIE JOE IS GIVING BIRTH!" Marina screamed and Pearl ran into the room
"JOE JUST PUSH THE BABY WILL BE HERE SOON!!!!" Pearl paniced as she got her phone to call Donald. Donald didn't pick up though. instead, he ran through the door, cops after him. He was screaming and panting, then screamed more when he saw his husband giving birth. The police were all staring jaw-dropped, they couldn't ever process what they were looking at.
Before they knew it, the baby was born. the baby screamed and cried, it's skin an orange color with a white tuft of hair.
"It's okay now baby, daddys here.." Donald cooed to the baby. unti; everyone noticed his hands were cuffed. he got caught....
But not for long.
Judd, being Donalds worst enemy, finally did something useful. He was in a 12-on-1 fight with the police, and won. Victory came to Judd as he held his victory flag and did his dance, before using his tiny claws to free Donald.
That day was an eventful day, and eventually, little Mackenzie was adopted by Pearl and Marina, her fathers loosing custody of her. her life was amazing since, then. she became the smartest kid, loving her mothers who always wanted a child.